And In Shoe-Related News
This just in:
Yes, I know. It’s a lot to unpack.
How many of those incidents were shoe-related, or involved insulted Barbie dolls, is unclear.
According to the Kleine Zeitung, the unnamed perpetrator, aged sixty and dubbed Franz, attacked his 81-year-old carer, punching him repeatedly and,
When subsequently appearing in court, Franz decided against wearing heels, perhaps wisely, and opted instead for “a chic sweater” and “delicate sandals.”
Franz, since you ask, was diagnosed with “a severe personality disorder” and a tendency towards violence, but was considered “still sane.”
The defendant also claimed that his fit of violent rage had been “provoked” by arguments over expenses, and his elderly carer’s failure to bring him toy cars, or any gifts for his small, plastic girlfriend.
Modernity, dear readers. It’s an acquired taste.
Previously in the world of transgender shoe-related crime.
This blog is kept afloat by the tip jar buttons below.
I want to get off this ride.
Satire would seem to be increasingly redundant. I mean, the scope for comical exaggeration is, well, fairly limited.
Band name.
Don’t Be a Sucker
Very scary how much of this has been forgotten – or was never given over to younger people.
Also, transgender shoe.
Hey, I don’t make the rules.
Not actually sure what the rules are, come to think of it.
Sentencing him to prison for the rest of his life would solve his financial problems.
It would also solve society’s problem.
Better to kick all the “progressives” off the ride.
Plays only songs by the Plastic Ono Band.
This is why I come to this blog: for it’s recognised interest in shoe-related news.
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Meanwhile, the BBC has chosen its women of the year.
If memory serves, the BBC’s Women’s Footballer of the Year also had – how shall I put this? – elevated levels of testosterone.
Being modern, all the things must be queer, and as we are in the festive season, it is important we have a Queer Advent Calendar. Do follow along to learn how to make a queer letter to Santa and queer hot chocolate.
However, as Christmas is a system of racist yte oppression (aren’t they all), feel free instead to celebrate KuchuQwanzaa.
There are daily instructions you’ll want to follow, for example, day two you need a red candle (passion, blood, HIV, and struggle.) and must fast, but it doesn’t have to be food (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
*(since 1966…)
The AI made me do it.
Now there’s a sore to pick at.
Why does this guy have any caregiver at all, let alone an 80yo one?
According to the linked article:
More than that, I couldn’t say.
No mention of cha-cha heels.
And you do have a category button for ‘The Thrill of Women’s Shoes’…
I suspect I’m going to get more use out of that than originally intended.
It’s like how the Parenting category took off, which I didn’t see coming.
That could play either way. Actually plays harder to the left than anything, given the left’s far more insidious and self-deceptive prejudices.
The UK is lost. Nice traditional style tattoo though. I’ll give him that.
Meanwhile, an aged failed “journalist” wants us to know she is better than we “dumbfucks who are raw-dogging the air“.
I think that used to be called “breathing”, but I have no journalism credentials.
Why is an 81-year-old man working as a care-giver to a violent psycho? That seems like a job for a 30-year-old whose hobby is martial arts.
Canada Bill Jones has entered the chat.
I’m guessing he doesn’t see what you’re seeing.
A violent 60-year old male has an 81-year old caregiver???
Even if it were a violent 60-year old XX female, 81 years old seems a bit … ill-equipped to deal with the situation, no matter how fit the octogenarian is.
New snack treat incoming.
The car lives up (down?) to the commercial.
When did the makers of funhouse mirrors enter the retail market?
What is that?
[ Suspicious pause. ]
Hard candies.
[ Compares description to image. ]
Hard pass.
[ Dims lighting, waits. ]
AGP males still want to be recognizable to themselves since the core thrill is seeing themself in women’s clothing.
There’s a scene in “Nightmare before Christmas” where the mad scientist, finally fed up with Sally defying him and running away, decides to create his perfect woman companion. He puts half of his own brain in a creature that looks like him in drag. And he is finally happy.
THAT’s AGP males to a T.
This.
To the tune of “Home on the Range”:
Well, yeah. They’re (they? It’s?) nearly two months past the sell-by date. Seriously. Don’t be stupid.
I really didn’t get much out of that movie. I have a cousin (who used to cut herself) who raves about it. I am hit-or-miss with Tim Burton. Such that sometimes even the hits make me question it.
Higher education at its finest, a professor who is “a queer, bisexual, femme, white, formerly working-class, Jewish, anti-Zionist scholar and activist” informs us stopping sex trafficking is anti-immigrant, racist, and transphobic.
The carbon footprint, however, is not mentioned. More here.
The Chinese military must be
quaking in their bootslaughing their asses off.Academia, where the art of breathing methane is perfected.
Aside from being a bunch of people in Army t-shirts, I am curious what exactly is going on there. Not that anything would surprise me.
An active SRY gene.
That’s it. That’s the on/off switch.
Follow-up on the brine shrimp caper, Colin Wright remarks that “this peer-reviewed paper sets a new standard for academic ridiculousness.”
I said “Way too many young women with nothing constr[u]ctive to do.”
And a woman from Cymru asked, “What would you like them to do????”
So I told her. And she passed out from an attack of the vapors.
I’m still laughing.
I am curious what exactly is going on there.
The shirt and shorts are the current standard PT uniform, though the reflective belts in broad daylight is weird, and not all of them have the uniform on, but just black. Best guess would be some JROTC goat rope, no way a real unit wouldn’t all be in the proper uniform.
So I told her.
For those of us in the cheap seats, fill us in…
That would make sense. They looked rather young. But still, very poor supervision. Probably outsourced to the local YMCA.
Oh that’s right. TwiXer isn’t universally accessible.
Note the multiple question marks of incredulity.
Shocked beyond belief: “Dear God! Blocked!!”
We’ve often talked about the ongoing degradation of high-trust societies.
This seems not entirely unrelated:
“Quality of inputs.”
The ongoing demise of queueing at many Greater London bus stops comes to mind as an illustration. It’s hard to see how any likely additional system or set of social rules, on top of the social rules that you already have – and which worked pretty well before the demographic transformation – could repair the degradation on display.
If, say, you import large numbers of people for whom queueing is an alien concept, along with any regard for the unrelated elderly or physically unimposing, such that the social norms of queueing and politeness simply don’t apply in their minds… then it’s not obvious that another set of social rules can fix the problem.
If newcomers don’t feel obliged to observe the existing customs and proprieties, to defer to indigenous norms, in part because they’ve arrived in such overwhelming numbers, then why would additional social norms work any better, assuming you could even conjure them into being?
You’ve basically imported low-grade material. An incompatibility.
Today’s words are mental health professional.