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Ephemera Feats Travel

While Falling

October 17, 2015 16 Comments

202 people. 7,000 feet. 

Via Laughing Squid. 

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I Didn’t See That Coming

February 18, 2015 6 Comments

This, I mean. 

Via PootBlog.  

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A Test of Patience

November 1, 2014 27 Comments

“The only adhesive used in his work is gravity.” 

Nobody sneeze.

Stone balancing. By Michael Grab. 

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Ephemera Feats The Thrill of Medicine

There May Be Some Swelling

October 8, 2014 16 Comments

Menfolk, avert your eyes.

The 23-year-old ended up in hospital where his penis had to be drained of two pints of blood – after suffering from an erection lasting 17 hours.

Blimey. 

Jason first woke up with the condition last Friday morning and initially didn’t worry about it. However by lunchtime he was beginning to get concerned and tried to address the situation by… 

No, don’t. Bad dog.

taking an ice bath and then going for a jog.

When these measures failed, 

He went to the hospital where his condition was diagnosed and doctors drew off two pints of blood to try and reduce the pressure. They also had to inject medication 24 times to restrict the blood flow. 

Mercifully, this tale has a happy ending.

All is now well with Jason, who described the pain of his treatment as “ten out of ten.” “It is completely normal now,” he added, “apart from the fact that it looks like it’s been through a war. It’s all a bit black and blue.”

Via Chris Snowdon. 

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Small Matters

September 20, 2014 5 Comments

Klaus Kemp, diatomist, “spent 8 years researching glue to find the perfect formula.”

Filmed by Matthew Killip. 

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