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Dumb, Yes, But Fashionable

June 21, 2025 90 Comments

From the world of cinema and pretentious agonising:

The world is big and different people will be interested in different things, but this seems like a really stupid thing to think about for more than two seconds https://t.co/qWAKhVNMKG

— wanye (@wanyeburkett) June 20, 2025

The implications of Mr Boyle’s modish piety, presumably unintended yet implied nonetheless, are explored quite pithily in the replies.

Among which, the implication that white writers and directors should only concern themselves with suitably pale-skinned characters, carefully excluding non-white characters, and non-white actors, lest they appropriate or colonise something or other.

Likewise, the implication that a white person couldn’t possibly comprehend the inner life of a brown person – these magical, put-upon beings – which itself rather implies that white audiences needn’t turn up to films in which non-white people appear prominently. Due to their alleged incomprehensibility.

Strange basis for a global film industry, if you ask me. But there we are.

Update, via the comments:

Previously in the world of pretentious agonising:

Setting aside the small matter of, er, assault and strangulation, readers may wish to ponder the notion, advanced by Mr Rivera and his numerous supporters, that white people, especially white people with blonde hair, shouldn’t be allowed to serve Japanese food.

Do follow the link for the inevitable twist and colossal hypocrisy.

And from the comments following which, this:

The dogmatic scolds who bang on about “cultural appropriation” rarely display much understanding of how culture comes about. Perhaps they imagine that the world would be richer and more pious without Akira Kurosawa’s vivid reworkings of Shakespeare, or his ‘appropriation’ of American band music of the 30s and 40s, and without Kurosawa’s own films inspiring Sergio Leone and George Lucas, etc. The riffs and copying, the to-and-fro, are to a very large extent what culture is.

But no, we must all become twitchy and neurotic. That’s bound to go well.

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Agonies of the Left Anthropology Food and Drink Free-For-All

Two Approaches To Life

June 7, 2021 158 Comments

Ms Kelly’s outlook, seen below, seems rather fraught and a tad contrived.

Your encouragement is fatphobic.

And so, if a friend or colleague is trying to lose weight, which isn’t always easy, and this friend or colleague makes visible progress, then, naturally, you shouldn’t encourage them. Lest they press on and become happy.

You see, according to Ms Kelly, our expert in such matters, “anti-fatness” – i.e., complimenting a friend or colleague for losing weight and achieving a goal – is “a perpetuation and enforcement of white supremacist beauty standards.” Sheer beastliness. If you must acknowledge the accomplishment at all, it seems you’re only allowed to do it in a curiously roundabout way – say, by talking about their shoes.

Other, perhaps more obvious approaches are of course available.

Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.

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Agonies of the Left Anthropology Free-For-All Politics

Our Brilliance Is Obscured By Your Cruel, Cruel Words

December 16, 2020 83 Comments

Chronic self-flatterers mystified by mockery of chronic self-flatterers:  

Thinking outwards and forwards unlike you.

Update, via the comments:

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Agonies of the Left Anthropology Music Politics Travel TV

Laurie Has A Sister

May 13, 2018 49 Comments

And so, 

Laurie's sister airs her brains.

Lifted from the comments, where Jen asks an inevitable question, 

Does she think Israel is ‘whiter’ than Estonia?

Geographically and demographically, it’s all rather confusing. What with the violent logic of whiteness. But like so many others, the above isn’t a load-bearing statement; it’s just there for effect. To alert us to an eruption of wokeness, and therefore superiority. Eleanor Penny, by the way, is not only an editor for Red Pepper, but also a senior editor for Novara Media. Where socialists and feminists, and socialist feminists, rub their throbbing brains until something oozes out.

Via Obnoxio. 

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Heed Ye, O Heed Ye, the Agonies of the Left

September 18, 2015 96 Comments

When badmouthing maleness goes horribly wrong.

See Jessica's pieties, see how they catch the light.

White woman’s burden.

She feels her privilege.

Poltergeists and Martians also spared.

First you have to point to it so we know where to aim.

Hegemony, or at least someone’s windows, yeah?

Practical hegemony smashing.

She’s decided you can’t decide.

Tribalism trumps logic.

You are free to remain immobile.

You must stay where you are, forever.

I denounce the ableism.

An ocean of tears.

Adorable feminist says clever things.

When extremism is status.

Well, unlike the other thing, it allows you to posture with little physical risk.

Stop oppressing your wife.

And so modest with it.

Doubling down.

Erasing WrongThought™.

The important things

It’s an incantation. It summons tedious people.

Magic words of the in-group.

He’s letting you know he’s smarter than you. See also this.

Severely educated.

If there’s a tube strike and you can’t get home or get to work, and if you aren’t happy about this, chances are you’re a wanker.

He's a graduate who 'dabbles in communism'.

Previous instalments can be found here. And feel free to share your own. 

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