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Friday Ephemera (775)

July 11, 2025 69 Comments

His hobbies, ladies, are mushroom picking and cooking. || A boom in the ceiling. || Glass relocation. || Red ones. || Despite the paralysed arm. || Dirty protest. || Discourse was attempted. || Dumbledore and Gandalf watch Harry Potter. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || Look, it’s intersectional science, people. || A test of human patience. || Progressive racism. || How to travel by plane, 1968. || Attention, all lesbians. || A museum of battery-operated toys. || The ticking would annoy. || Sour, black honey. || Neighbourhood of note. || A series of events. || It’s your turn, Maureen. || Third time’s a charm. || Disembodied claws. || Clenching is essential. || Just checking what you are. || Working in the British Car Industry, 1966. || In-store boulder. || Back-yard beauty. || Oh, and some ring camera footage of note.

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July 10, 2025 32 Comments

For newcomers, some items from the archives:

Know Your Readership.

In which I flick through the pages of Everyday Feminism.

You see, when your preferred candidate loses an election, what you really need is some channelling of ancestral spirituality. As opposed to say, a sense of proportion. And so, Ms Ixty Quintanilla lists some “spiritual practices” in order to enable fellow feminists to cope with the unutterable trauma that is their lives.

Suggestions include Call On Ancestors – which is to say, the dead – and Burn Herbs Mindfully. The latter is surprisingly fraught with complication, as we’re told, emphatically, that we must avoid setting fire to white sage and various endangered plants, and that it is “vital to recognise and respect the ancestors of the land you stand on.”

Other recommendations are more prosaic – feeling the breeze, watching trees grow, and, er, pushing up against said trees. No, I don’t know either. But apparently, if your psyche has been exploded and rendered unto dust by the election of someone other than Hillary Clinton, you should immediately find a tree and push up against it. It’s the feminist way.

However, if breeze-feeling and tree-pushing should fail you, more drastic measures may be required. And so readers are reminded to Protect Your Energy. Specifically, “Light your candles, burn your sage, charge your crystals.” It’s unclear whether the sage we’re being told to burn is the same sage we’ve just been told not to burn under any circumstances.

She’ll Ruin The Leather.

I bring eruptions of creativity.

It’s once again time to hack our way through the deep artistic underbrush of Sandrine Schaefer. Specifically, her 2012 performance piece Ambulation, in which Ms Schaefer presents her buttocks to the world and shifts her weight from heel to toe, while her shoes emit the sounds of her “travels in Mexico.”

Ever Decreasing Circles.

A sociology professor speaks.

It’s strange just how often this “intersectionality” business looks an awful lot like a caste system, in which a person’s standing and moral significance, and their ability to take part in discussions, is determined entirely by their race and gender, and other attributes over which they have no meaningful control.

A Big, Hairy Princess.

It’s his ladies’ changing room now.

Assistant manager Bree Dobler boasted, “We are proud to have a Diversity in Changerooms Policy in our centres,” adding that patrons are welcome to use showers and changing facilities “where they feel most safe.” The ironies of this statement apparently passing undetected. “Everyone’s gender identity and expressions are valid,” Ms Dobler insisted. “Our goal is to create an inclusive environment where everyone feels respected and valued.”

Readers will note that the word everyone is rather heavy with connotations and does not seem to include women and girls who aren’t overly keen on the intimate proximity of big, creepy men. Even if those big, creepy men are wearing sparkly bikinis intended for children.

Ms Dobler was keen to remind the unnerved ladies that the pool does provide the option of “single stall washrooms or changerooms for patrons… [who] want to maintain more privacy.” In other words, women and girls who would rather not shower in front of big, hairy perverts can always retreat and surrender territory to the aforementioned big, hairy perverts.

Women and girls, you see, being a lower priority.

For those craving more, this is a pretty good place to start.

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Academia Anthropology Parenting Pronouns Or Else

His Tiny, Delicate Hands

July 8, 2025 74 Comments

And speaking of not-at-all unbalanced cross-dressing men:

A trans-identified male sports coach who was previously at the centre of multiple controversies at a Gettysburg, Pennsylvania high school, has boasted in a fetish forum to having sent his homemade porn to a member of the school board in order to fulfil his “exposure fetish.”

That would be this chap here, Mr Sasha Yates, whose behaviour didn’t appear to concern the progressive ladies who rushed to his defence to ensure he kept his job after initial complaints. And thereby kept his access to the schoolgirls’ changing rooms, where a bewigged Mr Yates paraded around in his own bra and panties, much to the girls’ discomfort, and while asking those teenage girls about their underwear and menstrual cycles.

The same progressive ladies who denounced as “hate” and “transphobia” any expression of concern, and who elevated themselves with the airing of modish views, their ostentatious displays of inclusivity, while screwing over the schoolgirls being harassed by a cross-dressing creep. Because in the Progressive Pecking Order, expressing discomfort with sexual boundary violations is terribly low-status when the culprit is a man pretending to be a woman.

Or as one progressive lady put it, following complaints of disturbing behaviour,

And what better place to feel uncomfortable than your school? You have guidance counsellors and nurses and teachers and people you can confide in.

I’ll give you a moment to process that one. To savour the implications.

To those of us less practised in progressive dissembling, the above would seem to translate as, “It’s okay for the teenage girls in our care to be creeped on repeatedly by a cross-dressing pervert, and consequently left feeling violated and upset, because we have guidance counsellors. And a box of tissues. Also, cross-dressing perverts are very fashionable right now.”

That these sentiments were expressed with great confidence – by a woman – and were left entirely unchallenged by the reporter – also a woman – is quite a thing. It does, I think, tell us something about progressive priorities and which groups are deemed of much less importance.

Still, at least we can savour the irony of claims by Mr Yates’ defenders that we should look at “her [sic] character, not her [sic] gender…”

Readers may recall that Mr Yates’ homemade pornography – which he saw fit to send to a concerned parent, as one does – featured our burly cross-dresser using a kitchen sink as erotic apparatus, and while smoking methamphetamine and asking, coquettishly, “Am I a good meth whore?” A question that every parent hopes to hear from someone entrusted with the care of their children.

Following his self-inflicted exposure and subsequent resignation, supposedly for “ongoing health reasons,” Mr Yates took to a fetish forum to boast of his “coming out” as a “meth whore” – thereby titillating others with an “exposure fetish” – and while simultaneously positioning himself as the victim of a cruel, unfeeling world:

Since this happened, I have not been able to find employment. I apply for jobs but don’t even get an interview.

Nature is healing, buddy.

Mr Yates is currently seeking employment as a “transsexual escort.” “I am,” says he, “definitely interested in being pimped out to as many men as possible.”

Again, words that every parent longs to hear.

Whether the schoolgirls whose underwear so intrigued Mr Yates, or their parents, are likely to receive an apology from the school district, or from any of the progressive ladies who dismissed their concerns and accused them of bigotry, remains unclear.

Above, Mr Yates being affirmed by progressive ladies.

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Media Pronouns Or Else

His Womanly Tenderness

July 7, 2025 36 Comments

Meanwhile, in the world of not-at-all-unbalanced cross-dressing men:

As Fourth of July revellers gathered in

Wait for it.

downtown Portland,

Do take a moment to steady yourselves.

a hulking, heavyset person in fuchsia hotpants allegedly went on a violent rampage, punching and attacking people with a knife and stick. One victim was a minor. The attacker was so violent and out of control that a team of police officers had to use sedation to make the arrest.

Darts and blowpipes authorised.

The 260-pound suspect was booked into jail by Portland Police as an unidentified “Jane Doe” “female”

No other possibilities being, it seems, conceivable.

Sharp-eyed readers will be shocked to learn,

The suspect is a transgender Antifa member (“Trantifa”) named Trever Eugene Osterhout, who has a history of alleged domestic violence. The 42-year-old satanist and LGBTQ+ activist uses the name “Trish Elizabeth Osterhout.”

A busy social life. Lots of hobbies.

Osterhout had allegedly cut someone with a knife around Southwest Naito Parkway and Ankeny Street before moving on to attack people nearby.

Oh, and musical performance. He does that too.

At the time of writing, the local media and police are still referring to Mr Osterhout as if he were a woman. A delicate flower. Not a deranged 260-pound man who stabs random people and punches children. Fuchsia hotpants notwithstanding.

Above, Mr Osterhout sharing his inner womanliness with random passers-by.

We’ve previously noted the enthusiasm of the police and media for referring to violently deranged cross-dressing men as somehow being ladies, she-people, thereby misleading the public and treating the victims of said men with a bizarre disdain. As seen, for instance, here:

It must be quite surreal, and presumably upsetting, to hear lawyers and officials pretending that a 6’5” man – the 6’5” man who recently molested your child in a supermarket toilet – is somehow, magically, a woman. One would hope that lawyers, judges, and the other occupants of a courtroom – and possibly, at a stretch, even journalists – were interested in reality, in establishing facts. Not affirming some unhinged and misleading fantasy.

This readiness to deceive has persisted even when the individual in question was arrested for attacking a mother and her four-month-old baby while crazed and shirtless, and even when the purported ladies have been identified via the very male genetic material left at the scenes of their crimes.

But hey. This is where we are now. Pretending is obligatory.

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Free-For-All Travel

Because You’d Never Tire Of It

July 6, 2025 59 Comments

Attention, rail commuters. I bring fresh hell.

Britain is an embarrassment. wtf is this? pic.twitter.com/nfD17EHtu7

— Hazel Appleyard (@HazelAppleyard_) July 5, 2025

You see,

It might be the end of Pride Month 2025, but with Thameslink, journey with us with Pride all year round… Our railway is for everyone and we’re proud to celebrate love, diversity and togetherness, with our #ThameslinkTrainbow, of course!

And remember, if you’re gay, everything is about TRANSVESTISM, VAMPING AND GLITTER.

Oh, and for those of you mystified by the chanted number,

Text 61016 if ever something’s not right.

Should you see something untoward during your journey.

No, don’t go. I have more.

Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.

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