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And Infinite Tissues

March 22, 2026 43 Comments

Devil Himself to pass within mere miles of council staff workplace, sandbags deployed, weeping ensues:

Labour council offers staff ‘safe spaces’ because Farage is visiting.

Although Mr Farage’s brief presence in the city will have “no direct impact” on Council staff, Leeds City Council human resources chief, Mr John Ebo, has assured pre-emptively traumatised employees that they will be comforted with “wellbeing network chats.” “Safe space conversations” will, of course, be “enabled.”

Council employees are urged to “be vigilant.”

I’m just going to leave this here, for no reason whatsoever.

Readers may detect an implicit gulf, both political and psychological, between much of the electorate and the people who spend their money.

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Friday Ephemera (809)

March 20, 2026 123 Comments

And then, quite suddenly, the drugs kicked in. || Discourse was attempted. || Wakawakawaka. || He kept it well hidden. || For when you have to leave quickly. || Free-love nest. || At last, a Bob Ross diorama. || Confidence in wrongdoing. || Boat fence. || “Why would they make the box shinier if it’s not better?” || He’s going to have to start wearing a bra. || How broken bones heal. || His is bigger. || Black hole simulator. || Blessing of note. || For the birthday girl. || With bonus meatiness. || Message not received. || And exactly how many negroes do you employ? || The unspanked seek likes. || The progressive retail experience, parts 708, 709 and 710. || Overseas. || Oh, those Himalayas. || To and fro. || Fire, seen from underneath. || And finally, Hostile Volume, a game about terrible controls.

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Anthropology Free-For-All

Poison Is Queen

March 18, 2026 108 Comments

And in questionable circumstances news:

A Utah woman was convicted on Monday of aggravated murder after poisoning her husband with fentanyl and then self-publishing a children’s book about coping with grief.

Today’s word is ballsy.

Prosecutors said [Kouri Richins] was $4.5m in debt and falsely believed that when her husband died, she would inherit his estate worth more than $4m. They also said she was planning a future with another man she was seeing on the side.

Richins was also convicted of other felonies, including an attempted murder charge in what authorities alleged was another effort to poison her husband weeks earlier on Valentine’s Day with a fentanyl-laced sandwich that made him black out. 

Apparently, the house cleaner was scoring the pills.

The internet search history from Richins’ phone included “what is a lethal.dose.of.fetanayl,” “luxury prisons for the rich America” and “if someone is poisned (sic) what does it go down on the death certificate as,” a digital forensic analyst testified.

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World Of Womanliness

March 16, 2026 79 Comments

Three snippets on a theme.

First up, because we’ve been starved of irony, some news from Brazil:

A trans-identified male politician who previously attempted to have a woman imprisoned for “misgendering” him was elected as president of the Women’s Rights Committee.

Felipe Santos Silva, who has adopted the name Erika Hilton, told the Chamber of Deputies that the Committee should focus on women “without exception in their dignity and plurality,” and included transvestites in his definition.

Because when you think of the dignity of women, you immediately picture drag queens.

Mr Hilton, a member of the Socialism and Liberty Party, has responded to his critics – people suggesting that perhaps the president of a Women’s Rights Committee might be an actual, you know, woman – by denouncing them as “LGBTphobes” and “defenders of paedophilia.” Which may strike readers as a little rich, given statistical realities.

On which, more shortly.

Mr Hilton has filed a criminal complaint against one of his critics, via the Public Prosecutor’s Office of São Paulo – and demands for the equivalent of $1.9 million dollars – on grounds that said critic failed to perceive Mr Hilton as a woman. A failure to affirm, or indeed to hallucinate, that Mr Hilton has seen fit to construe as “violence.”

And because a cake needs icing,

In December, women’s magazine Marie Claire named Hilton as one of it’s “women of the year.”

Meanwhile, in the laugh-a-minute world of transgender Reddit moderators:

A moderator involved in three of the largest trans-focused subreddits is a child sex offender, and may have received protection from another transgender moderator.

And from Rhode Island’s educational bureaucracy:

A former Narragansett Regional School Committee member who “came out” as transgender days before he was arraigned on child sexual abuse charges has been sentenced to two years in prison after being caught with child abuse material for the second time. Andrew John Robinson, now known as Regina Audrey Robinson, was previously spared jail.

But remember, dear citizen, these are Things That Never Happen.

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Friday Ephemera (808)

March 13, 2026 142 Comments

The magic is forever. || Hear her roar. || Unforeseen obstruction. || Scenes of a runaway sled. || Keeper of secrets lets slip. || Some tilting occurred. || I bring cleavage. || Eight thousand voids (and counting). || Frankly, I question his motives. || A great symbolic moment of the twenty-first century. || “Take your meds,” says she. || Significant irritation detected. || Artefacts of enrichment, a possible series. || Simulated tripping, from quite mild to rather intense. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || $200. || That’s exactly how I would’ve done it. || Competitive window cleaning. || Attuned to higher powers. (h/t, Neatorama) || How to eat spaghetti, a beginner’s guide. || Protest training, where mighty warriors are forged. || Hours of fun, for some values of fun. || Foodstuff, loosely. || Cliffhanger.

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