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These Things We Have Seen

March 9, 2026 38 Comments

Via pst314 in the comments, more wonders from the world of education:

A Sacramento-area middle school teacher was placed on administrative leave after a disturbing video surfaced showing him engaging in inappropriate conduct in his classroom just moments before students arrived.

You’re intrigued, I can tell.

The footage, taken by a student at Granite Oaks Middle School in Rocklin, reportedly shows eighth-grade history teacher Dan Champ unbuttoning his pants and using a container in his classroom.

The specific purpose, lest there be doubt, being classroom urination. Which is apparently a niche activity, a buzz of sorts. Among grown men who are entrusted to shape young minds.

“Gosh, that’s good — gosh gosh gosh gosh gosh gosh,” Champ says in the video.

Finding pleasure in the small things.

He then adds, “Love it, love it,”

Perhaps a little too much pleasure.

Seconds later, students enter the classroom, whispering and giggling as the recording ends.

A close call. Which I’m assuming was the point.

As so often, action was taken, belatedly, only after footage was provided by a concerned parent. Mr Champ’s colleagues and employers being, it seems, oblivious to the rumours of similar incidents – one might say school legends – by which a great many pupils had been entertained, before searching out confirmation and circulating said evidence via Snapchat.

Mr Champ is currently “on leave.”

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Academia Free-For-All Parenting

And What was Your First Clue?

February 24, 2026 47 Comments

In educational news:

Following a complaint letter… on behalf of several parents, an elementary school in a district that serves military families in North Carolina has fired a teacher who identifies as a “trans wolf.”

No, wait. Let’s not rush to conclusions.

[Concerned parents] alleged the “male, trans-identified” substitute teacher/teacher’s aide had “engaged in disturbing behaviour” for about a year, which included wearing “feminine” clothes, a dog collar with “fetish tags,” and a tail.

However, I think we can walk towards said conclusions at a fairly steady pace.

The teacher also was accused of telling kids he “turns into a wolf at night,” that “he is ‘actually a woman’ who ‘likes boys,’” and that he required students to refer to him by some of his “wolf” names.

Since you ask,

“Roxxanne Wildheart,” “Captain Roxxie,” and “savagebeastqueen.”

Because naffly suggestive pseudonyms are exactly what you hope for at a kindergarten. In this case, at Mildred B. Poole Elementary School.

The educator in question, whose actual name has not been disclosed, took to social media to express his indignation at being asked not to wear his false tail at work. “People wanna be straight up pearl clutching bitches,” he said, in a teacherly manner. Among images of stabbed and bleeding teddy bears, and while describing himself as a “butt-sniffing wolf bitch.”

Parents also suggested that a cross-dressing kindergarten teacher wearing mini-skirts, a BDSM dog collar and black fishnet stockings was, all things considered, a tad inappropriate.

At the end of January, Poole Principal Lisa McGee allegedly told two parents she “can’t do anything about how [the teacher] dresses, because there is no official dress code and because he is ‘transgender.’”

However, despite this assumed imperviousness to normal consequences, the educator in question has since been removed from his paid proximity to children.

Previously in the world of suboptimal hiring decisions.

Because every parent wants their 11-year-old children conscripted into the cross-dressing psychodrama of a mentally unstable teacher, a man thrilled by the thought of children seeing him in various states of undress while discussing “kink” and sexual positions.

“I’m not a predator,” said the teacher, Mr Lamere. “I’m just a woman who happens to be super tall and hot.”

If the incident linked above isn’t sufficiently concerning, I do have more:

When not “feeling cute and beautiful” and exploring the possibilities of a “zero-depth vaginoplasty,” Mr Renczkowski boasts of “giving students a safe place.”

A safe place in which he threatens to shoot them. With his collection of firearms.

Consider this an open thread. Share ye links, etc.

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Academia Pronouns Or Else

Not A Load-Bearing Worldview

January 15, 2026 49 Comments

Or, An Expert Speaks.

In which a Senate hearing on drug safety takes a somewhat surreal turn:

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO): “Can men get pregnant?”

Dr. Nisha Verma: “I’m not really sure what the goal of the question is.”

Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO): “The goal is just to establish a biological reality… Can men get pregnant?”

Dr. Nisha Verma: “I take care of people with many… pic.twitter.com/decglkqHkX

— RedWave Press (@RedWave_Press) January 14, 2026

What struck me was the claim by Dr Nisha Verma, our adjunct assistant professor and “person of science,” that she would be “more than happy to have a conversation” – i.e., regarding whether men can get pregnant – while suggesting quite strongly that this is not in fact the case.

Unless, presumably, Dr Verma were given total and unilateral control of what questions may be asked, and of how they may be asked, of what wording may be used, and of which aspects of reality may be mentioned during any such exchange, should one be permitted.

On grounds that direct, very simple questions, asked seemingly in vain, are “polarising” and thus to be avoided.

It seems to me that if your political worldview, and in-group social status, very much depend on shunning certain fairly obvious questions, exposure to which induces wobbling and an urgent need for word salad, then that worldview has some, shall we say, structural issues.

Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.

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Academia Food and Drink

Issues Of Earth-Rumbling Import

January 12, 2026 167 Comments

Meanwhile, at Boston University, enormous thoughts are being had:

“How is that different if you’re gay? How is that different if you’re non-binary? How is that different if you’re polyamorous?” she asked.

The she in question is Professor Megan Elias.

Oh, and she’s talking about food.

Obviously.

The question “what is queer food?” is, we’re told by Professor Elias, “a question that’s coming up a lot lately.” If only among academics desperate for an angle, an excuse for claiming a salary and wasting other people’s time. Academics much like Professor Elias.

Elias said she does not have a definition for what “queer food” is, but wants “recognition” it exists.

Welcome to the bleeding edge of human mental activity.

Quite how one can edit “an illustrated guide to queer food,” complete with recipes, as Professor Ilias has, while simultaneously being unable to define what such a thing is, should it exist, is a question I leave to the reader.

Though a review of said book does offer a clue:

What is queer food? Just like our community, it resists definition… It is a historical absence we honour through our imaginations. It is the food we cook to heal ourselves, and the food we cook for the people we love.

So “queer food,” it turns out, is not in fact a thing. It’s just whatever people who describe themselves as “queer” – a subset of insufferable misfits – happen to eat. While talking about themselves and how terribly “queer” they are.

Specifics of the professor’s course content are, as one might imagine, a little sketchy, beyond the obligatory claims of things being “disrupted” and “interrogated,” albeit in ways not altogether clear, or indeed convincing.

We are, however, informed that the credulous and self-absorbed will be invited to ponder what they might eat on a first date – because that’s totally worth those annual fees of $90,000 – and “how [their] food choice is representing [their] gender identity.”  Which is a thing that food should do, apparently.

Oh, and the aforementioned,

“How is that different if you’re gay? How is that different if you’re non-binary? How is that different if you’re polyamorous?”

On grounds that being, say, “polyamorous” – i.e., a neurotic slag – may, in ways unexplained, determine how much you like lasagne or carrots.

Such is the sophistication of our times.

Those so inclined – and with nothing better to do – are welcome to reflect on yesterday’s dinner, or this morning’s breakfast, and then explain to the rest of the class how those foodstuffs “represent” your “gender identity.”

I’ll award points for contrivance.

Readers may recall our adventures in “queered” history, which is like history, but less so. And, as above, much more self-involved.

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Academia Music

Those White Devil Blues

December 8, 2025 145 Comments

From academia, that hothouse of social progress:

An a cappella group at Kent State University in Ohio allegedly banned white students from auditioning for certain solos

Ah, the arts. Where it’s all thou-shalt-not.

Emails obtained by Campus Reform display how Vocal Intensity A Cappella limited certain solos to “people of colour,” claiming white students would be engaging in “cultural appropriation” if they were to perform them.

Not really in the spirit of what music is, methinks. Sort of, “You only get to sing this if we think you look right. Because appearance – specifically, your racial classification – is what matters.” And hey, who wouldn’t love a game of Who May Sing What, Based On Their Skin Colour? How terribly uplifting.

Needless to say, no corresponding restrictions or accusations of “cultural appropriation” would be tolerated regarding minority students performing music deemed white. Say, as when the troupe performed the works of the Jonas Brothers and the very pale pop songstress Ariana Grande. But clearly, reciprocal principles would be too much to ask.

Mark Phillips, a three-year member and the a cappella group’s beatboxer, contacted a board member to inquire about how the exclusion of white students aligned with Kent State’s anti-discrimination policies. Phillips suggested the limitation seemed “at odds with equal opportunity” in his message to the executive board.

Fair point.

“I… believe that whoever gives the strongest performance should be given the chance,” he wrote. “Art, music, and culture are meant to be shared and celebrated, not gatekept.”

Being entirely reasonable, this didn’t go down well.

In response, the board accused him of violating the university’s anti-discrimination policy, placed him on probation, and scheduled a disciplinary hearing requiring him to “plead his case” before the entire group.

Yes, I know. The word irony scarcely covers it.

Despite the group’s policy of unilateral racial exclusivity in singing being somewhat dissonant with the university’s codes of conduct, which prohibit “discrimination… based on race,” Mr Phillips was warned that his expectations of fairness and merit might have dire consequences. And there followed exquisitely detailed conditions of any further discussion of the issue, with stern pre-emptive cautions against “aggressive wording.”

Vocal Intensity styles itself as the university’s “premier all-gender a cappella group” and claims to provide “an inclusive environment for all individuals who have a passion for music.” But obviously, not if you fancy singing Alice Smith and Miles Caton’s Last Time (I Seen The Sun) while being offensively white.

Update, via the comments:

Dicentra asks,

So who gets to sing solos in Handel’s Messiah?

Germans or Englishmen?

Well, quite. And the reactiveness of the group’s board – their spluttering that anyone might notice the inconsistency and even dare to point it out – and their remarkably detailed conditions regarding any further discussion – does rather paint a picture of a certain mindset. A type.

As noted here more than once, it does save a lot of time and aggravation if pointed use of the words inclusive, cultural appropriation, etc., is regarded not as a welcome or reassurance, but as a warning of the kinds of personalities you’ll be likely to encounter, should you venture closer, foolishly.

Commenter Aitch quotes this,

Sort of, “You only get to sing this if we think you look right. Because appearance – specifically, your racial classification – is what matters.”

And adds,

They’re the singing police.

And hey, everything is so much more fun when it’s been racially organised.

See also, the thrill of ideologically corrected dancing.

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