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Manicurist’s Nightmare

December 18, 2025 38 Comments

Some low-grade cross-dressing drama, complete with finger-wagging:

Always the eyes pic.twitter.com/upjZNy9H4z

— shellshock (@shellshockkk) December 17, 2025

Are you not persuaded?

Mr Zara Paquette, our vision of loveliness, has been featured here before, when barking his commands to the actress Keira Knightley, as if she would be watching and dutifully taking notes. Like a good, obedient woman.

Update, via the comments:

Rafi asks,

Is soap a tool of the patriarchy?

Hygiene aside, I’m still processing the fact that a man who wants to violate women’s private spaces, who regards womanhood as some kind of costume, and who expects deference from women regarding what they may think and say, is now lecturing us on “patriarchy,” misogyny, and “toxic men.”

Everyone remember where we parked.

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Drag Queen Incongruity 2

June 19, 2025 30 Comments

Further to this, which some of you are still processing – understandably, I suppose – I do have more. Complete with wearied question:

Who actually enjoys this? Serious question, who enjoys watching this stuff? It’s not even a morality question or whatever. It’s who the hell finds this entertaining? https://t.co/f3sA7wytqx

— Gary (@plzbepatient) June 18, 2025

In the subsequent thread, the term humiliation ritual is deployed.

Not unfairly, I think.

Other questions include “Is this real?”

Update, via the comments:

In reply to the question immediately above, EmC notes this,

It occurred on June 18, 2025, celebrating a resolution honouring Black drag history,

And asks,

Er… why?

It does, I think, raise the question of whether further resolutions, and further transvestite vamping, will be required for drag queens of other racial and ethnic groups. Lest some drag queens feel insufficiently included and affirmed.

Hm. I suspect today may be a day of many questions.

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Anthropology Free-For-All His Pretty Nails

Drag Queen Incongruity

June 16, 2025 83 Comments

A possible series:

North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service wants to know what you think of this.

If you want to let them know, details in replies. pic.twitter.com/ytLqqbVH0I

— Gay Not Queer (@Gaynotqueer1) June 14, 2025

According to the North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service:

Being part of Pride helps us show that we’re here for everyone… Representation matters, and we want all members of our communities to know that we’re here for them if they need us.

Lest anyone assume that fire engines don’t turn up to the burning houses of sassy, finger-clicking transvestites, or something.

Curiously, the North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Service survey form, inviting the public to express their views on Pride attendance and matters of transvestite outreach, has, with seeming briskness, now been shut down.

Readers may wish to speculate on why that might be.

And when you think Fire and Rescue Service, what you want is a mental image of vamping, squealing drag queens in unfeasible heels and flammable wigs, tottering unsteadily to your rescue while wrestling suggestively with a big hose.

Lifted from the comments.

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Update:

Did I say possible series…? Why, yes, I believe I did.

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Oversharing

March 9, 2025 40 Comments

Lifted from the comments, two scenes of very modern divulging. 

First up, a behatted chap informs us that “women have many features.” In describing such features, much is revealed:

“People criticize me for dating a trans woman. Saying that I am a homosexual for doing so.”

Does this make him gay? pic.twitter.com/OR1a965u6U

— AmericanPapaBear (@AmericaPapaBear) March 7, 2025

Also, the question: “You can’t push it to the side?” 

And because more can always be shared, a blue-haired mother discusses her son’s penis with a room full of strangers:

“Medically, on paper, she is girl. She is just as much a girl as any other girl in the school. So she has a penis, guess what? It’s flaccid. 90% of the time it’s flaccid.”

-Mom testifies AGAINST protecting girls sports & providing them privacy.

This really is 🤡@ClownWorld_ pic.twitter.com/uNRdoQOaUC

— Scarlett Johnson (@scarlett4kids) March 8, 2025


Readers will doubtless have noted the remarks on turgidity and percentages, and may have calculated that ten percent of twenty-four hours is two hours and twenty-four minutes, which, regarding the phenomenon in question, is not an insignificant amount of time. Readers may also wonder by what motherly means this knowledge of arousal was arrived at.

Readers may even have theories as to how the son of this particular mother, the one with blue hair and extensive tattoos, came to be so unsure of who and what he is. 

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Scenes From Current Year

February 5, 2025 143 Comments

A possible series on a theme of belated pushback. I’ll set the ball rolling with this, lifted from the comments.

Fat Man With Far Side Glasses Takes Down Flag:

Queer, trans teacher with they/fae/she pronouns films himself removing the progress pride flag from his classroom following President Trump’s EO.

SO👏MUCH👏WINNING👏pic.twitter.com/Kh5Q5Xy4gM

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) February 3, 2025

When not mournfully taking down flags, the chap above, named Emerald, our shaper of young minds, imagines himself as Barbie, and likes to stipulate his fabulist pronouns, which are numerous, and which vary according to location, mood, and medication:

They/Fae/She for friends and family.

She/They to co-workers.

She/Her to strangers.

And,

He/Him to strangers when I don’t feel safe. 

Whether children should feel safe when left in a subordinate position with a mentally unstable cross-dressing man whose forearms bear what appear to be self-harm cutting scars, I leave to the reader. 

Emerald would have us believe,

My presence doesn’t indoctrinate kids. I am just here to teach them English.

Which raises the question of why flags affirming serious mental illness, compelled unrealism, and surgical mutilation were felt to be necessary props in a classroom where children learn English.

Or, as commenter EmC put it,

Kids having to learn his made-up pronouns is indoctrination.

Kids having to pretend he’s a woman is indoctrination.

Yes, that.

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