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Friday Ephemera (841)

November 6, 2026 94 Comments

Not, it seems, alone. (h/t, Mr Muldoon) || Lady doings. || Get a dog, they said. || A guide to Norway’s fancier toilets. || So, can you tell what it is yet? || Chicken hypnosis, 1923. || You may begin shenanigans, she said. || Sugar butter. || Bold overtaking. || Testing vintage nutcrackers. || Party toast. || He wants to lecture you on “disgusting and wrongheaded ideas,” and he uses the word perverse. || The progressive retail experience, parts 768, 769, 770, 771, 772 and 773. || Snap, crackle, pop. || Paradiddling. || Big sleeping things. || The robots are coming. || The Restroom Archive, an interactive repository of toilets. Includes graffiti and discolouring. (h/t, Tacky Raccoons) || Modernity, baby. || These are some of these. || A tiny noise. || Artefacts of note. || And finally, how to spell seventeen.

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Anthropology Parenting TV

Expressing Their Values In A Heartwarming Way

November 4, 2026 61 Comments

Lifted from the comments,

I see John Lewis have misjudged their Christmas ad again.

That would be the advert currently trending for all the wrong reasons, and regarding which viewers’ feedback has now been disabled.

Hideous advert
Appeasement and entitlement
NOT what CHRISTMAS should be about; and definitely isn’t in my book.
Oh @JohnLewisRetail you’ve completely missed the point! https://t.co/O0OBNfaPiV

— Manda moo (@Warrioramira01) November 4, 2026

Says commenter Min,

How do they keep getting it so wrong? Their ads used to be really good.

Yes, they’ve often been rather sweet with an agreeable, universal sentiment. Missing friends, shyness, loneliness, not wanting to leave people out, etc. Hibernating bears. Machine-tooled emotional manipulation. Which is how a department-store Christmas ad should be.

This year, however, they’ve assumed we’ll be enchanted by rude, selfish, misbehaving children whose affection has to be bought with great effort and at great expense, in desperation. And the decision to make those children brown – because apparently you can’t have an advert without the statistically unlikely interracial couple – adds a dynamic that I somehow doubt was intended.

Commenter [+] quips,

They’ve accidentally made a Restore Britain campaign video.

What’s remarkable is that the project must have involved any number of highly-paid, supposedly clued-up experts, masters of nuance, and endless meetings, over months… and no bugger spotted how readily the ad lends itself to much less festive interpretations.

I watched it again this morning and am still processing just how weirdly misjudged it is.

For instance, that heartwarming moment when the scowling, diverse grandchildren shake their Christmas cards in annoyance, having found no money in them. Behaviour enabled, one assumes, by the ineffectual, unapologetic parents, who allow their offspring to wreck other people’s homes and to jump up and down on other people’s furniture.

And remember, we’re supposed to like these unparented brats, enough to care about pleasing them. And we’re supposed to identify with the grandma who wants these brats to love her, if only for a few minutes, before they presumably resume their scowling, ungrateful ways.

Feel that Christmas spirit, people.

It does rather suggest a gulf between, on the one hand, progressively-inclined John Lewis management and progressively-inclined London ad executives who think that sneaking trans flags into Christmas adverts watched by children is terribly clever – and on the other hand, actual John Lewis customers and the general public.

We’ve been here before, of course. When customers were expected to find charming the thought of their homes being trashed by a selfish, vamping, cross-dressing child.

And then there was the attempt to endear customers by announcing, very proudly, that they employ middle-aged transvestites with whipping fetishes because doing so results in “a better connection to our customers.” Thanks to these “identities we share.”

As I said at the time,

Whether female customers, the backbone of John Lewis’ customer base, will be inspired to shop harder and more often by the thought of employees bringing their autogynephilia to work remains to be seen.

Perhaps well-off ladies in search of posh frocks and upscale furnishings will be dazzled and enchanted by the thought of sad, cross-dressing men in thigh-high boots who like to share photos of themselves smeared with unspecified white substances.

It’s hilariously insane. But in fairness, very now.

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Anthropology Free-For-All

Dress In Layers

November 3, 2026 81 Comments

Being a “fur princess,” he “was born to sparkle like a queen.” Hence, of course, the tiaras, leis, turtlenecks, wigs, the copious mohair, the full-length fur.

This guy has a fetish for wearing dozens of layers of women’s clothing. He’s popped up in numerous Facebook groups, and demands to be called ‘princess’, and talks about how much he hates his wife and children because, for some reason, they don’t want to be seen in public with him https://t.co/EyKPxOwpgP

— ripx4nutmeg (@ripx4nutmeg) November 2, 2026

He sparkles more than would seem strictly necessary.

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Anthropology Politics TV

It’s One Of Those Magic Mirrors

November 1, 2026 120 Comments

Lifted from the comments, another feat of progressive self-admiration:

Jean-Luc Picard remains the single most compelling vision of progressive politics I am familiar with — secular, rational, compassionate, egalitarian; a believer in progress & abundance but also duty, hard work, and a constant battle for self-improvement and improving the world. https://t.co/PQyh0qnouD

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) October 30, 2026

It’s curious that Mr Yglesias should pick a fictional character from a fictional world where commonplace human motivations have been done away with, simply written out of existence – a world with no discernible economic costs or constraints, and in which, as said character puts it, “money doesn’t exist.”

And as others note in the replies, it’s something of a stretch to imagine the modern progressive as somehow being driven by hard work and duty, or being defined by rationality. It’s almost funny.

Update, via the comments:

Dicentra adds, somewhat pointedly,

Not all of the writers “ate their own dogfood,” as it were.

Referring to an interview with Star Trek writer Ronald D Moore. Specifically,

Gene [Roddenberry] had kind of bought into his own press release that he was a visionary, and he just decided that in the twenty-fourth century there was no money and people “work to better ourselves,” I think Picard says at one point.

All of us on the show just went, “I don’t know what that means, so let’s just ignore it as best we can.”

It’s an unconvincing conceit with no pay-off. It doesn’t even work dramatically. It adds nothing of significance in story-telling terms, only inconsistencies, more things one mustn’t think about.

Regarding Mr Yglesias, it’s hard not to trip over the vanity in play, the sheer indulgence of it.

Mr Yglesias’ chosen epitome of progressivism – which is to say, the epitome of his own politics – is a made-up world, the economics of which do not make sense, even according to its own writers, and in which 700-metre starships, equipped with Impossibility Engines, are built, one assumes joyfully, in great numbers, at no cost, by people who don’t get paid.

Mr Yglesias’ adventures in fantasy have been noted here before.

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Friday Ephemera (840)

October 30, 2026 135 Comments

You have to really get in there. || The rise and fall and rise of Rome, in three minutes. || When you need more middle finger. || The itchiness was bothersome. || His is bigger. || Dog and human beings. || Women and power tools. || A brief history of the Cornish pasty, 1972. || A Scandal in Bohemia, 1984. || A job to which I would not be suited. || What are you? || I’m assuming your arrangements are less exciting than this. || Puppy relocation of note. || Three theories regarding pubic hair. || The progressive retail experience, parts 766 and 767. || On those pretentious land acknowledgements. || She doesn’t give you permission to arrest her. || Three-point turn. || The oven did it. || A lady of the left. || A lot of turtle. || Challenging stereotypes. || The thrill of flu season. || Osaka fireworks.

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