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August 25, 2026 68 Comments

In hardships-of-prison news:

In his list of complaints, Caldwell reveals that his facility has a personal laser hair removal device for transgender inmates to use, and that the inmates were allowed to use the device in a private room within the medical clinic once or twice per week.

But in 2024, the clinic discontinued access to the private room, and told transgender inmates they would have to use the device in their own cell. Caldwell deems this unacceptable, writing: “My cell door has a window where any male inmate or officer can see inside my cell and watch me use the device on my maturing female body.”

His maturing female body.

If the above doesn’t sound sufficiently unhinged, I should add that the inmate in question, the one suing the Department of Corrections and invoking his human rights, Mr Michael R Caldwell, is a rapist of children.

Mr Caldwell, who prefers to be referred to as Skeggi Hildof Katrinssonr or “Hildi,” isn’t alone, of course. His fellow transgender complainants are,

Hunter S Christian, who raped multiple dogs, and Andrew S Kennedy, who murdered an infant.

Pride, baby.

Mr Caldwell, our transgender rapist, insists that his alleged hardships constitute “sex discrimination,” and that the failure to provide a private salon for his twice-weekly laser hair removal sessions is impacting his mental health, such as it is. Indeed, the inmate has insisted that he will “not consent” to any perceived infringement of his womanly privacy. Stated sorrows include “elevating anxiety, depression, skipping meal times,” and frequent crying.

The invocation of consent may strike readers as somewhat ironic, just a little tone-deaf, given the criminal activities that resulted in Mr Caldwell’s current situation. Activities regarding which Mr Caldwell seems much less tearful, having blamed his crimes on the victims. And nothing suggests remorse like demands for fetishistic cosmetic procedures at someone else’s expense.

Not to be outdone, “non-binary” inmate Mr Hunter S Christian, our violator of dogs and enthusiast of child pornography, complains that he was denied access to Minoxidil treatments to correct his receding hairline – apparently, an unthinkable transgression – and likewise, testosterone supplements, supposedly to address his “shrinking testicle size.”

Hey, I’m just reading what it says here.

Mr Christian invokes “mental anguish… and a loss of the forward momentum in maintaining the delicate balance between my masculine and feminine sides.”

I’ll give you a moment to suppress all that sympathetic weeping.

Mr Andrew S Kennedy, the third complainant, and who is serving a 31-year sentence for the torture and murder of an eleven-month-old baby, claims to have been “repeatedly misgendered,” supposedly a violation of his human rights.

The trio’s additional demands, and they are numerous, include “body contouring services” and significant monetary compensation.

At which point I’m inclined to suggest we could just submerge the trio in hot concrete and get on with our lives.

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Academia Politics

Not In Fact Clearing Things Up

August 24, 2026 58 Comments

Meanwhile, in academia:

After all, as this Professor of Postcolonial Studies at the University of Cambridge notices, South Asians like her win just as many Olympic running medals as people of sub-Saharan descent. https://t.co/UaINXN7Psd

— Steve Sailer (@Steve_Sailer) August 23, 2026

To say nothing of differing susceptibility to various diseases, blood and organ donation, and numerous medical treatments.

And that’s before we get to anything too swoon-inducing.

Dr Gopal is currently restricting replies to those who already agree with her, while calling – well, pretty much everyone – “dumb” and “racist.”

Sharp-eyed readers will note that Dr Gopal didn’t check her own very public assertion for basic grammatical errors, possibly on account of being far too busy deleting her own earlier pronouncements. Among which, “White lives don’t matter,” and, inevitably, this:

Abolish whiteness

— Priyamvada Gopal © (@PriyamvadaGopal) June 23, 2020

She’s an educator, you know.

Dr Gopal and her strange mental adventures have entertained us before, with her somewhat ambitious redefinition of violence so as to include anything with which she disagrees, and her belief that being referred to as “madam” by a college porter is racist, proof of “racial profiling,” and a basis for a lengthy and very public persecution drama.

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Anthropology Politics

Remedial Measures

August 22, 2026 100 Comments

Lifted from the comments, which of course you’re reading:

A thread ensues.

I particularly liked, “Albinos do not have gold nuggets stored inside their skulls.” Though the reminder that “In the UK, we do not shit in the street” also has a certain relevance. Oh, and if the one about public masturbation seems too outlandish, I have news.

And remember, dear reader. This is where we are.

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Ephemera

Friday Ephemera (830)

August 21, 2026 111 Comments

O ko lo ko. || It glows, it grows. || All the girls will go loca. || Just like grandma used to. || Sticky, licky, salty treat. || The cars of San Diego, 1970s. || A collection of dental training heads. || “That was my dad’s cross-dressing time…” || The ominous creaking would be a big help. || Scritching apparatus. || Place-in-food-chain negotiation. || Place-in-food-chain negotiation 2. || Not teeth, it turns out. || In moist towelette news, these are some of these. || Meanwhile. || On migrants and merit. || Roy Rothery’s machines, 1970. || Intriguing steam-and-noise combo. || Bingo babe. || You’re gonna need a bigger coat. || She finds you exhausting. || The Ogmios School of Zen Motoring, episode 10. || Fare-jumping lifeforms. || And finally, a collection of lost and found cassette tapes with intact audio.

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August 18, 2026 119 Comments

Because some things bear repeating, a few items from the archives:

Thrashing Out The Issues.

On the Guardian‘s idea of debate, and the Greens in power.

Among the many miracles conjured into being by the Green Party in Brighton were numerous, long strikes interrupting basic services; residents having to wade through mountains of uncollected garbage for weeks on end; subsequent invasions by rats; plans to abolish car use in the city; and – despite the party’s ecological mania – the lowest recycling rates in the country.

Not to mention the endless manufactured congestion and astronomical parking fees, due to the council’s hostility to car ownership; the loss of tourism revenue as a direct result of these policies; countless failures to maintain simple infrastructure; and pavements overgrown with weeds to a degree that endangered the elderly and called to mind some dystopian science fiction.

And what every voter wants is a city councillor laughing at their frustration when trying to do formerly simple things. A frustration entirely the fault of said councillor’s own party and their bizarre policies. In this case, a policy based on a belief that when people go to the local dump – sorry, recycling centre – they do so by bicycle.

Readers are welcome to picture Brighton residents making three-mile journeys by pedal bike with old fridges and unwanted microwaves strapped to their backs.

Transgender Toe Dysphoria.

The travails of the modern cross-dressing man.

You see, that second toe “feels like a man toe to me.” Oh, and the sound of his pee. That also induces feelings of dysphoria. Which I suppose one might rephrase as awareness of the pretence. The attempt to falsify and deceive. So as to venture where one shouldn’t. In the women’s toilets.

The Humiliations Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

You will apologise, in writing, for being competent and white.

“A can-do attitude,” “striving toward success,” being “results oriented,” and “operating from principles and conscience.” At first glance, these sound like the kinds of qualities one might appreciate among employees – say, among employees at a nuclear research and development lab.

But no, dear reader. How foolish you’ve been.

Apparently, these things constitute, not a basis for workplace success, but merely of “success in white male terms.” Which, we’re told, not only “limits white males’ ability to hear and understand others” and “dampens their curiosity,” but is also “devastating” to “people of colour, gays/lesbians, women, and non-Christians.”

You see, expectations of competence, “hard work” – and a concern for whether actions actually produce the desired result – these things are problematic and to be viewed with suspicion, and ultimately undermined. On grounds that they cause “people of colour” to “feel they are living out of context with who they really are.”

What, These Knockers Here?

Busty scholar announces new position.

Ms Benoit’s insights, aired via Instagram, include a revelation that SpongeBob Squarepants is also asexual. Which may hint at the dizzying levels of scholarship to be anticipated. And I have to say, Visiting Research Fellows aren’t generally so keen to show off their bras in their social media avatars, or to foreground their breasts in every single photo.

For those craving more, this is a pretty good place to start.

Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.

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