Via pst314 in the comments, more wonders from the world of education:

You’re intrigued, I can tell.

The specific purpose, lest there be doubt, being classroom urination. Which is apparently a niche activity, a buzz of sorts. Among grown men who are entrusted to shape young minds.

Finding pleasure in the small things.

Perhaps a little too much pleasure.

A close call. Which I’m assuming was the point.

As so often, action was taken, belatedly, only after footage was provided by a concerned parent. Mr Champ’s colleagues and employers being, it seems, oblivious to the rumours of similar incidents – one might say school legends – by which a great many pupils had been entertained, before searching out confirmation and circulating said evidence via Snapchat.

Mr Champ is currently “on leave.”

Little Daphnis making waves. || Like he’s doing it with his mind. || Look away now. || On the near-continual laying of eggs. || The thrill of testicles. || Big piles of enrichment. || Hairdressing… for Men? || Mixed messages. || Symbolism. || The ice king of Boston. || You know, I’m beginning to think it should be a slur once again. || Gentleman caller, a possible series. || He has a jingle. || Oh gender heaven. || Hides of note. || Hours of fun. || Water, water, and milk. || Within six months. Oh, and womanliness is all about “make-up, fashion and clothes.” || Assorted Star Trek merchandise, including the Star Trek metal detector and the vocal stylings of Janice Rand. || Smooth operator. || Personal space. || Apollo 11, in real time. || Tool of note. || Room enlargement. || Quality employee. || Skills were deployed.

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To people of a progressive leaning:

These protesters have pitched a tent on private property over a city issue, and the owners called them in for trespassing. The “leader” tells the police she’s the liaison and they need to go through her so she can relay information back to them. The problem is, she’s not very… pic.twitter.com/MJNc7yxXeZ

— Suzee Q (@SusieM414141) March 3, 2026

“Like I said before…”

Having now seen many, many police bodycam videos, I can say with some certainty that I would not have a fraction of the patience.

Oh, and for those of you craving more of the luminous beings seen above, there is a longer video. It lasts for 16 minutes.

Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.

An awkward moment:

A truck entered an automatic car wash with a large spool of wire still in the bed, and the spinning brushes quickly turned it into complete chaos. pic.twitter.com/DrVstYIkMa

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld) March 2, 2026

Update, via the comments:

The, um, incident, since you ask, occurred in Goldsboro, North Carolina:

I’m guessing those neglected Christmas lights and self-tangling steam-iron cables don’t look so bad right now.

Winter scenes. || Smooth walking. || At last, self-sorting chairs. || Laughed, not sorry. || Nail job. || The Bank of England gold vaults. || But she still had to film herself, obviously. || Bigger than yours. || Are you edible? || 32 times a day. || 21 minutes of morons being tased. || Blessed are the tea ladies, 1987. || I did not know these were a thing. || A gentleman caller. || He has gender-affirming migraine auras. || Motoring decision of note. || Hardcore menopause. || Low-commitment pets. || Improper sitting. || The progressive retail experience, parts 704, 705, 706 and 707. || When you think you’re the good guy. || Move that rear end, she says. || Firefighter. || I was previously unaware of intimate fitness classes. || Today’s words are fossilised anus. || And finally, made for sharing.

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