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March 11, 2026 10 Comments

On the subject of space exploration, some items from the archives:

The Inadequate And Resentful Should Not Be Put In Charge.

A “diverse group of thought leaders” opine on space travel. It does not go well.

Given their alleged expertise, the panellists don’t seem very clear on what it is they want, beyond disdaining white men, the subject foremost on their minds, or how whatever it is that they want would improve space travel – the actual topic at hand – the practicalities of which appear, to them, entirely alien and boring…

We are, however, told that we need more deaf and disabled people in space. Because space exploration just isn’t difficult enough and dangerous enough as it is. And choosing astronauts with hearing problems, poor eyesight and motor-control issues will make things much more exciting.

And frankly. when you’re asking, apparently in all seriousness, how a mission to Mars would benefit Black Lives Matter, as if it somehow should, I think we can say that the foolishness in the room has risen to hazardous levels.

Those Aboriginal Telescopes.

On the stupefying flattery of aboriginal mythology.

While Galileo Galilei was calculating the heights of lunar mountains and discovering the moons of Jupiter, our aboriginal “astronomers” were still banging on about sky emus. And while Angelo Secchi was pioneering astronomical spectroscopy – and proving that the blinding disc in the midday sky must be the same kind of object as those twinkling specks seen at night, only much, much closer – and pondering what follows from that realisation – our aboriginal “astronomers” had little to say on the subject.

No “Eureka!” moments there. No recalibration of scale.

What’s notable about aboriginal “astronomy,” and aboriginal culture more generally, is that it stayed primitive, all but prehistoric, for such an incredibly long time.

You Will Pretend It Has Great Value.

At Montreal’s Concordia University, even light must be “decolonised.”

Apparently, “all physicists and other scientists” should divert time and effort from their actual work, the important stuff, the thing that pays the bills, in order to become familiar with indigenous “bodies of knowledge.” Presumably, on grounds that one simply can’t do physics or astronomy without a detailed knowledge of magical talking beavers and rival chiefs stealing the Moon.

This “indigenous knowledge,” the particulars of which are elusive and treated rather coyly, will, we’re told, be “elevated” – presumably, above its station – while “Eurocentric western science” – or, you know, science – will be “de-centred and scrutinised” for any residual wickedness. Any oppressive taint. And hey, what better use could there be of other people’s time and money?

In Space No-One Can Hear You Scream.

In which we poke at the burning, worthless rubble of Scientific American.

Inevitably, these things – “concepts like ‘civilisation’ and ‘intelligence’” – are also deemed frown-inducing and causes of “real, physical harm,” unlike their opposites, presumably. Though I’m not sure they’re entirely abstract. I mean, without the realities to which they refer, one tends not to arrive at things like telescopes, maps of the early universe, or probes on other planets…

Despite the list of problematic things and much furrowing of brows, it remains unclear what the “decolonisation” of SETI, and of astronomy in general, might realistically entail. “Listening to marginalised and historically excluded perspectives” is mentioned as imperative, though the specific benefits of doing so, and any consequent enhancements of twenty-first century science, are left mysterious and intriguing.

Whether those “Indigenous peoples and other marginalised groups” – these keepers of hidden knowledge beyond the ken of white devils – might have “biases” of their own, or any shortcomings at all, is not explored.

After some pre-emptive disapproval of the “colonial” violation of hypothetical microbes, whose autonomy and wellbeing would apparently be desecrated by human curiosity, we’re told that “making SETI more diverse” – i.e., giving influence and authority, and a salary, to people with no relevant skills – is a matter of great importance. “There’s really no downside,” says Ms Charbonneau.

The upside, however – i.e., the premise of the whole 2,300-word article – is, to say the least, a tad vague. Apparently, hiring Iroquois or Pawnee people, or Australian Aboriginals, or whoever is deemed sufficiently brown and therefore magical, would result in “the expansion of our pool of what civilisations might look like.” “It just makes sense,” says she.

Readers unschooled in intersectional woo may be puzzled as to why those chosen as suitably indigenous and put-upon would have much to add to the doing of modern astronomy and space exploration. A pivotal role in any success seems unlikely. Readers may also wonder why those who can construct orbital telescopes and land robots on distant planets should defer in matters of science to those who can’t.

For those craving more, this is a pretty good place to start.

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Academia Free-For-All

What Did The Lichen Say To You?

March 10, 2026 62 Comments

And in academic news:

A course… being taught this spring at the University of Virginia has students “listen” to plants and animals to better understand how “settler colonialism” and slavery “thrive off of the intrinsic interconnectedness between species.”

The class, since you ask, is Ecofeminist Poetry & Poetics. Taught by a Professor of English, Brian Teare, who will, we’re assured, situate relationships and encourage re-feeling.

Professor Teare will also reveal, in ways somewhat mysterious, how “chattel slavery, imperialism, industrialisation, settler colonialism, and militarisation” can be understood – and righteously tutted about – by listening to “birds, goats, willow oaks, and lichen.”

Those suitably intrigued will “listen across species.” Having forked over the suitable fee, of course.

In a “learning outcomes” section, the syllabus states that the course will introduce students “to ecopoetics as a literary tradition and ecofeminism as a critical discourse, and to facilitate an understanding of how they intersect.”

Because an intersection had to be mentioned at some point, obviously. One must be seen wearing that rhetorical jewellery.

Readers are welcome to ponder whether the anticipated insights on “slavery, imperialism, industrialisation, settler colonialism, and militarisation” – arrived at via ecofeminist poetry and listening to lichen, a lifeform with no sound-producing anatomy – will be in any way surprising.

Professor Teare, pictured here, is the recipient of a Guggenheim Fellowship.

Not entirely unrelated.

See also, situated bodies and self-other paradigms.

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Academia Anthropology

These Things We Have Seen

March 9, 2026 50 Comments

Via pst314 in the comments, more wonders from the world of education:

A Sacramento-area middle school teacher was placed on administrative leave after a disturbing video surfaced showing him engaging in inappropriate conduct in his classroom just moments before students arrived.

You’re intrigued, I can tell.

The footage, taken by a student at Granite Oaks Middle School in Rocklin, reportedly shows eighth-grade history teacher Dan Champ unbuttoning his pants and using a container in his classroom.

The specific purpose, lest there be doubt, being classroom urination. Which is apparently a niche activity, a buzz of sorts. Among grown men who are entrusted to shape young minds.

“Gosh, that’s good — gosh gosh gosh gosh gosh gosh,” Champ says in the video.

Finding pleasure in the small things.

He then adds, “Love it, love it,”

Perhaps a little too much pleasure.

Seconds later, students enter the classroom, whispering and giggling as the recording ends.

A close call. Which I’m assuming was the point.

As so often, action was taken, belatedly, only after footage was provided by a concerned parent. Mr Champ’s colleagues and employers being, it seems, oblivious to the rumours of similar incidents – one might say school legends – by which a great many pupils had been entertained, before searching out confirmation and circulating said evidence via Snapchat.

Mr Champ is currently “on leave.”

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Friday Ephemera (807)

March 6, 2026 177 Comments

Little Daphnis making waves. || Like he’s doing it with his mind. || Look away now. || On the near-continual laying of eggs. || The thrill of testicles. || Big piles of enrichment. || Hairdressing… for Men? || Mixed messages. || Symbolism. || The ice king of Boston. || You know, I’m beginning to think it should be a slur once again. || Gentleman caller, a possible series. || He has a jingle. || Oh gender heaven. || Hides of note. || Hours of fun. || Water, water, and milk. || Within six months. Oh, and womanliness is all about “make-up, fashion and clothes.” || Assorted Star Trek merchandise, including the Star Trek metal detector and the vocal stylings of Janice Rand. || Smooth operator. || Personal space. || Apollo 11, in real time. || Tool of note. || Room enlargement. || Quality employee. || Skills were deployed.

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There Was An Attempt To Impart Information

March 4, 2026 83 Comments

To people of a progressive leaning:

These protesters have pitched a tent on private property over a city issue, and the owners called them in for trespassing. The “leader” tells the police she’s the liaison and they need to go through her so she can relay information back to them. The problem is, she’s not very… pic.twitter.com/MJNc7yxXeZ

— Suzee Q (@SusieM414141) March 3, 2026

“Like I said before…”

Having now seen many, many police bodycam videos, I can say with some certainty that I would not have a fraction of the patience.

Oh, and for those of you craving more of the luminous beings seen above, there is a longer video. It lasts for 16 minutes.

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