His Fabulist Pronouns Were Nonetheless Observed

And in don’t-mention-the-mental-illness news:

A “diaper fetishist” who repeatedly dumped soiled nappies outside nurseries and was caught raking through bins semi-naked has been given a suspended prison sentence.

I should perhaps point out that it doesn’t get better as we go on.

Abbi Taylor also smeared faeces on children’s bottles and was filmed with her [sic] trousers down in a bin at a South Shields block of flats, Newcastle Crown Court heard.

As I was saying.

Taylor, who identifies as female, had a history of similar offending in the Nottingham area before moving to the North East, the court heard. Taylor, who admitted depositing controlled waste and breaching a court order that had banned the 46-year-old from attending nurseries or climbing into bins, was jailed for two years suspended for two years.

I suppose we could take a moment to ponder the fact that there are creatures, cross-dressing middle-aged men, for whom it is necessary to conjure court orders to deter them from attending nurseries, as if they were children, and from climbing into wheelie bins. While wearing soiled nappies.

I’ll give you a minute.

Staff at nurseries in Jarrow, Cleadon, and South Shields frequently arrived at work to find bags of soiled adult nappies dumped on their doorsteps… Initially it was believed the waste was left accidentally by nursery workers or even dumped as part of a campaign by a childcare rival, the court heard.

Cut-throat business, childcare.

Investigations revealed the nappies were larger than those used by the children and on one occasion sections of carpet smeared with faeces were found in the dumped bags.

Hey, I’m just reading what it says here.

Taylor had 90 offences on her [sic] criminal record, many committed under the previous name of Martin Tarling,

That’s 90. Nine zero.

and in November 2014, Taylor was found partially clothed in a bin of nappies, the court heard. A Facebook account search found a post Taylor had made depicting herself [sic] in cartoon form wearing a nappy, with a caption declaring she [sic] was an “adult baby diaper lover”…

No, we’ve come this far. We must push on.

In mitigation, Nick Lane… said psychiatric reports confirmed [Taylor’s motivations] were “not simply linked to sexual arousal” but could symbolise a more “carefree” time in a person’s life with a “return to childhood innocence” providing “psychological comfort” and a “unique form of self expression.”

Mr Taylor, since you ask, “was also ordered to do 100 hours’ unpaid work and will have to wear a GPS tag for a year.” So that’s everything taken care of. I’m sure we’ll hear no more of Mr Taylor’s excremental self-expression.

A resident at a flat block in South Shields caught Taylor naked from the waist down inside a bin bag in a wheelie bin in the communal waste store… The man filmed Taylor pulling up her [sic] trousers and fleeing, the court heard.

Said video of the gentleman in question, doing his lady business, in a wheelie bin, in a totally ladylike manner, can be found at the link above.

Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.




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