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Friday Ephemera (769)

May 23, 2025 173 Comments

Hippo expresses displeasure. || For the hungry among you. || So how was your day? || It was, alas, a very long drive. || Logo outrage. || An athletic use of the buttocks. || Obstruction of note. || Today’s word is ambitious. || FBI artefacts. || “It seems like here in Portland there is this super-big need for spiritual care.” || Meet the Bin Men, 1976. || Artful bouncing. || The thrill of martial arts. || She feels that a lot of assumptions are being made about her. || Choices were made. || You may gasp when ready. || We have ignition. || Wanted woman. || What the hell are people doing? A planet-wide statistical extrapolation. || Towing is hard. || A noteworthy indifference. || Incoming. || Niche skills. || New speech rules update issued. || Luminous. || A little steep, I grant you, but on the upside it is organic.

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Friday Ephemera (768)

May 16, 2025 191 Comments

Scenic toilet. || Hot cube. || Camera-manning. || Less complicated methods may be available. || Somewhat lacking in elbow room. || Lippy fish. || News flash. || Easily done, I guess. || A tribute to the barf bag. || Unwelcome wobble. || Are you bringing the vulva energy to worldwide contentions? || Liveliness incoming. || “Where are my nunchucks?” || On waffle-stomping as an environmentalist’s solemn duty. || On “diversity” and migration, a short thread. || They call it “equity.” Previously. || On stereotypes. || Scenes from T.J. Maxx. || Spaghetti Junction, 1972. || “Pregnancy is not to be defined by biological phenomena… A transsexual theory of reproduction.” Horseshit ensues. || Employee of note. || In surgery. || Close. || “You need to come real fast.” || Oh, and finally, no, it turns out they can’t.

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Friday Ephemera (767)

May 9, 2025 160 Comments

A compendium of near misses. || The thrill of automation. || Taken: The Musical. || Snugger than thou. || Augmented-reality surgery. || The machine uprising, day 10. || Bigger than yours. || How to scare children. || I have a question for the ladies. || Modern slutting woes. || You want one and you know it. || A lot can happen in two weeks. || The airport passenger you’ve always wanted. || A trip to the shops. || He has an all-pink apartment. || The progressive retail experience, parts 628 and 629. || “Don’t expect passing to get rid of your dysphoria.” Related. || You’re threatened by her creativity. || Rather overshadowing the task at hand. || A situation had arisen. || Trans wing of Antifa showing their inner loveliness. || The fangs are the icing on the nightmare cake. || An unorthodox fight scene.

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Friday Ephemera (766)

May 2, 2025 78 Comments

Scenes of a kind I’m struggling to categorise. || Six Greenlandic ice cubes, only $100. || For the detectives of tomorrow, a crime-scene doll’s house. || That’s exactly how I would’ve done it. || Dressing for pleasure. || Question asked, answered. || Question asked, answered 2. || When you’re an asshole. || Some bending, thumbs up. || The thrills of Portuguese public transport. Previously and related. || And it’s posture-optimised. || Improbable portraiture. || The many penises of the Bayeux Tapestry. || Butterfly repair job. || Lithium brine. || For all you chess enthusiasts. || Quivering meat. || You want one and you know it. || The endless war against chili seeds. || Incoming. || Incoming 2, 3. || Man down. || At last, a gold-melting ATM, for all your ooh-while-we’re-here gold-melting needs.

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Friday Ephemera (765)

April 25, 2025 140 Comments

Inhaling scenes. || An unthrown stick. || Neighbourly drama with bonus fire. || I remain unconvinced. || Not a parent, you say. || Suspension test. || Pacemaker of note. || Hairpiece of note. || The progressive retail experience, parts 625, 626 and 627. || Pole dancer. || There’s something to be said for unclean glass. || New niche crisis detected. || Possible enhancement detected. || For those of you concerned for the safety of cyclists. || There’s someone at the door, Maureen. || Vertical mouse. || According to mood, I guess. || Ethereal and gorgeous. || At last, a fool-proof test of heterosexuality. Can confirm. || “Can I father a child with the appendage made out of my forearm that you’ve sewn onto my groin?” || On surface tension. || And some deep, sweet rumblings from a rest-stop bathroom.

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