Dexterity detected. || Dog relocation device. || Heck yeah. || Recording studio clients. || Incoming. || Incoming 2. || Actual Cardassian TV/VCR combo, only $495. || Mr Pelzer’s book list. || Look away now. || Being a belligerent moron, she couldn’t help herself. || Maximum womanhood. || Big stick. || Droppings. || Using the wrong holes. || She’s waiting for “waves of uprising,” and he “wants to perform abortions in a church.” They have a fanbase. || Empowered-female journalism. || The progressive retail experience, parts 644, 645, 646, 647, and 648. || Medieval medical recipes. From dove faeces and fox lungs to salted owl and weasel testicles. || Gyrating water. || You want one and you know it. || Not unfair. || Fashion police. || And finally, menfolk, reclaim your glide and coverage.

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Design flaw detected. || r/Deathladders, a collection of unconvincing support apparatus. || Revving and regret. || V8 street bike. || A tale of Lake Cow Bacon: “Broussard insisted that the creatures were naturally tame and their meat was delicious.” || James Bond comic books from India. (h/t, Tacky Raccoons) || Like aerial ballet. || When you bring home a playmate. || Know your saucepan, 1973. || The joys of public transport. || The progressive retail experience, parts 639, 640, 641, 642, and 643. || Sudden-onset upwardsness. || He doesn’t like talking about his personal life. || She’s a masterpiece evolving. || It’s amazing how quickly the day can turn to shit. || Now is not a good time. || Regarding legroom. || For lovers of never-ending drum solos. || Oh, and finally, fashion choices were made.

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Discourse was attempted. || It’s all in the tongue, I’m told. || A little snug. || Incoming. || Incoming 2. || Instant immortality, 1970. || A map of light pollution. || On why we might not want to detect, or be detected by, an alien intelligence. Previously, on relativistic weapons. || Splashes in a vacuum. || Suboptimal situation. || A spot of Chopin. || Parenting. || A project for the weekend. || When you forget you’re in charge. || The testosterone makes her sweat. || The thrill of self-touching. || “I studied non-binary identities in college.” || But he was only going to stab y’all. || Keyboard. || Discussion point. || For lovers of equations: “Why can’t you walk through walls if atoms are mostly empty space?” || It would be easier if you quit squirming. || Oh, and scenes of pumping and squeaking.

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Food preparation of note. || Possible downside detected. || Shall we dance? || Aerodynamic simulations. || “Diversity would be great… I just don’t think I could live anywhere where there’s, like, one group of people.” || Hyenas deterred. || Today’s word is organised. || I believe the term is hoe. || Bespectacled woman brings language lecture. || Marble. || Bathtime cunning. || Incoming. || Nommy-nommy-nom. || Trolling Antifa. || But she doesn’t look the type. || Pigtails and braless. || But he’s under the umbrella of womanhood. || He waited all week. || On the eye-widening folly of Net Zero. Previously. (h/t, Samizdata) || “Post-conflict fellatio,” butt decoration, and other chimp behaviour. || And finally, one for all those gentlemen out there in search of a “relaxed, fuller appearance.”

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His hobbies, ladies, are mushroom picking and cooking. || A boom in the ceiling. || Glass relocation. || Red ones. || Despite the paralysed arm. || Dirty protest. || Discourse was attempted. || Dumbledore and Gandalf watch Harry Potter. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || Look, it’s intersectional science, people. || A test of human patience. || Progressive racism. || How to travel by plane, 1968. || Attention, all lesbians. || A museum of battery-operated toys. || The ticking would annoy. || Sour, black honey. || Neighbourhood of note. || A series of events. || It’s your turn, Maureen. || Third time’s a charm. || Disembodied claws. || Clenching is essential. || Just checking what you are. || Working in the British Car Industry, 1966. || In-store boulder. || Back-yard beauty. || Oh, and some ring camera footage of note.

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