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Friday Ephemera (837)

October 9, 2026 25 Comments

Triumphant scenes. || Following quarrel, audience polled. || Unorthodox pest control. || Organic, low-allergen pet food made from feral camels. || Crooning occurred. || Dachas of note. || CD shopping, HMV, London, 1990s. || Seaside activities of a low-key kind, Margate, 1989. || Mile-high club, budget version. || Bill, as in buffalo. || Beer of sulphuric acid and other inadvisable recipes. || Better than one, they say. || His is bigger. || Blithe Spirit, 1945. || On personal space. || Wheelchair attachment of note. || Lighthouses of the world. || Lippy and legs. || Ladies at large. || A large one, you said. || The Hardiman exoskeleton, 1967. || Nommy-nommy-nom. || College, but enriched. || Fitness scenes. || Oh, and a familiar racial grift is turned on its head. A cost-benefit analysis ensues.

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Friday Ephemera (836)

October 2, 2026 123 Comments

Something in the air tonight. || Beasts of the sea. || Critical beer breakthrough. || Big snow. || About your spleen. || Mr Eakin has the world’s largest collection of bedpans. (h/t, Neatorama) || “We’re not inebriated,” says obnoxious, lying drunk. || Wild mushroom with bionic arms plays synthesiser in woods. || On the upside, it’s only a little one. || Lighters. || The thrill of liposuction. || The thrill of Windows. || Taxi driver of note. || On erasing ethnicity. || Churchly scenes. || Multitasking. || Plenty of meat on that puppy. || The progressive retail experience, parts 761 and 762. || The thrill of fingernails. || Unattractive fonts. And they’re downloadable. || Phone retrieval of note. || Tiny irritation. || The machine uprising, day 14. || His is bigger. || Oh, and Professor O’Flannery’s guide to China’s communist revolution.

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Friday Ephemera (835)

September 25, 2026 211 Comments

Vertical filing solution, 1937. || You want one and you know it. || Hosing is hard. || Hello, children. || Shakespeare’s horror story. || Hitachi K-88 portable television, 1978. || Place in food chain negotiation. || A minimum of 30 seconds. Because keeping one eye on your watch is just what you want. || Bach in the rain. || In a bun. || Vibrancy and enrichment. || Value added. || The thrill of having kidneys. || Question asked. || Coquettish stance adopted. || A stroll around Castleton, not too far from here. || It’s all in the hips. Though I’m not sure about the colour. || On choosing a TV set, 1964. || His is bigger. || Keyboard configuration. || For those so inclined, only $13,000. || It says “Portland sports bra riot.” || This tale of a puppy’s encounters with human beings starts in a dark place, but it does get better.

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Friday Ephemera (834)

September 18, 2026 155 Comments

Not entirely sure what’s happening here. (h/t, Dicentra) || You want one and you know it. || Situational awareness. || Spear protocol. || Pressure suit, 1934. || For all your vaporising needs. || On progressive out-group bias. || It’s a job. || You’ll want one of these buggers, too. || And she can bend it backwards. || His is bigger. || Battle of the sexes, or “windmilling fat birds.” || The Bashinator 9000. || On the coming of decimal currency, 1970. || A ruler was used. || Regurgitation of note. || Incoming. || Traffic camera tunes, a live entertainment of sorts. || “Now that it’s inserted, we are ready for a conversation.” || How to make an origami typewriter. || Oral Care for the Mentally Retarded, 1966. || Film poster restoration. || The glamour of flight. || Place in food chain negotiation. || A project for the weekend.

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September 11, 2026 132 Comments

At last, lollipops that play rap music through your teeth. || At least it does that. || Coin-operated elevators. || Competitive window tinting. || I guess we’ll never know. || While you’re at it, mate. || “My WiFi cuts out when I experience powerful emotions.” || Today’s word is parenting. || Place in food chain negotiation. || For reasons not entirely clear, people with low sex drive demand visibility. || A head of the sexuals. || How to get shot. || Working in a “self-service” shop, 1961. || I’m afraid the unsee button is out of order. || And lo, a mighty roar. || Enjoying the moment. || Brief intermission. || It’s a take. || At last, your very own Star Trek casserole dish and matching communi-grater. || Facial. || How to make fire. || The making of Flash Gordon, 1980. || And finally, scenes of interspecies fondling.

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