Between The Thighs
Speaking, as we were, of Clown Quarter academics and their relentless intellectual thrusting, I bring you this:
“Digital media practices” sounds so much more scholarly than, say, tarts who use OnlyFans. Oh, and Instagram. Naturally, this is being done “through an intersectional feminist framework.” One that “centres lived experience.” So lofty stuff, and rigorous to boot.
The researcher behind this colossal undertaking informs us,
Quiet at the back. Don’t make me flick the lights on and off.
As I said, all terribly high-minded. Political, even.
Should any doubt remain,
And as we’ve seen, many times, the Clown Quarter is driven purely by academic enquiry, a ceaseless thirst for knowledge.
Update:
In the comments, Twin Cities Teegan asks, not unreasonably,
Alas, such details, should they exist, are now hidden from view. We are, however, assured,
At risk of being presumptuous, it occurs to me that this theme of minimised intellectual labour may apply more generally. A suspicion not shaken by our scholar’s claims of “challenging patriarchal systems” by sharing nude photos on Instagram. Or by her public ruminations on such topics as “The Gendered Politics of Body Hair,” a feat of rote regurgitation and colossal self-involvement, in which we learn of the crushing oppressions of leg-waxing and eyebrow maintenance.
Readers who wish to probe further into the bush can find our scholar’s inexpert twerking here.
Canadian pole dancers? But how do you slip a loonie into a girl’s garter belt?
Ask Justin’s wife.
101°F (38°C), humidity 29%, at 3:53 pm CDT
You stick it in the space that is her cleavage, and she uses her muscles to hold it in place.
Canadian pole dancers? But how do you slip a loonie into a girl’s garter belt?
Well we do call strippers French Canadian Folk Dancers
[ Screws upright pole into floor, badly, fetches bag of glitter. ]
I walked by a man today at the Toledo Zoo; his shirt proclaimed “Sawdust is a Man’s Glitter.”
Ask Justin’s wife.
EX-wife! Rumour has it Justin is interested in an entirely different kind of pole.
But how do you slip a loonie into a girl’s garter belt?
Have you ever seen a Canadian stripper. They wear a hockey garter belt. The waist band is a good two-and-a-half inches thick. It’ll hold a lot of loonies. The higher class girls hold out for a toonie, which the belt can still accommodate.
I got talking to this guy in a bar about Quebec.
I said, there’s only two things that come of Quebec–hookers and hockey players.
He said, my mom’s from Quebec.
I said, What position does she play?
[ badum tss ]
I’m back from the US & A and will be here all week. Make sure to tip your server.
I walked by a man today at the Toledo Zoo…
You spent Canada Day in Toledo!? Who did you piss off?
Meanwhile, it is gratifying to know that i the Anglosphere we have only the best and brightest in high offices. Homina, homina, homina…
You spent Canada Day in Toledo!? Who did you piss off?
The line at the border moves the quickest on Canada Day and there are many fewer of my sanctimonious brethren to deal with including the homeless, the drug addled and the panhandling. Our cities are not what they once were.
I went to see the Mud Hens battle Louisville. Have you seen the Jays play this year? Yeesh.
I went to see the Mud Hens battle Louisville.
I’ll buy that as a good enough reason – if it had been Buffalo, OTOH…
if it had been Buffalo, OTOH…
He jests at scars that never felt a wound…
We moved to London, Ontario in 2021 to escape the hell hole the GTA is becoming. We can get to Toledo in about two-and-a-half hours and see a whole bunch of teams we haven’t seen before.
Surprisingly nice city (wasn’t kidding about lack of homeless and drug-addled) with a demographic make-up we once enjoyed. I’m not sure if you’ve been to a Canadian city lately. We have mult-cultured ourselves to death.
One thing though, I was shocked to find that most events and attractions have gone cashless. You’re one step away from the chip in your arm like Sweden. Frankly, I’m not sure how they can get away with not accepting cash. It’s called legal tender for a reason. Did you guys not learn anything from our Trucker Protest fiasco. They can and will shut you down at the slightest sign of wrong think.
EDIT EDIT EDIT
I won’t even touch the primary correlation vs causation error at the heart of this “study.” Cripes, stuff like this used to be presented as an absurdity to prove that correlation can very easily not equal causation.
Oh fer the sake of Pete. IT MAKES MONEY OFF THE MALE GAZE.
Empowering, my left elbow.
Some (all?) United States national parks do not accept cash. Constipate on that one for a while.
Heh. The same thought occurred to me when I read that. It’s as if every statistics instructor lived their lives in vain.
Relevant signage.
It’s one of those moments where you have to wonder, how the hell did this cartoonish farce even come about?
Or words to that effect.
Unless, of course, America’s military will somehow be enhanced by yet another effeminate, narcissistic gay man who thinks he’s a woman, and whose preoccupations include Botox and lip filler.
Previously and related.
Question asked, promptly ignored.
Just the entrance gates? I assume all the restaurants and lodges and shops accept cash?
Back on the topic of scantily clad ladies, this is certainly an odd way to protest. (Work caution)
Some (all?) United States national parks do not accept cash.
Right now it is many, they claim it saves money not to use money, but as the NPS service is run by the Department of the Interior, if they weren’t throwing money away on “inclusive” language guides, it mightn’t be an issue to begin with.
I’m not entirely sure what the message is. Something about kitchen hygiene?
I’m not entirely sure what the message is.
The blue bucket says “Anti fascist stripper”, so whether that means themselves or the detergent I am not sure even they know, but at least the Trocadero (I think) is getting a free cleaning, so there is that.
So, when a political party you don’t care for looks likely to win an election, the obvious thing to do is to engage in some bare-breasted street theatre?
I’d better write that one down.
and:
So “French feminist” is a euphemism for “sex worker”?
Shaving leg and armpit hair is fascism, perhaps.
Vastly more leftists think the thing to do is engage in riot and arson.
I’d better write that one down.
If they were able to make sense, they wouldn’t be leftist weirdos.
Vastly more leftists think the thing to do is engage in riot and arson.
True, but I am not entirely convinced twerking while mopping would be an improvement, though “Street Sweepers for Palestine” might be interesting.
She’s got hers. Everyone else can go hang.
It’s a good question to pose – one deserving of an answer, I’d have thought. Alas, the usually mouthy Ms Rapino suddenly got thirsty and was unable to provide one.
She won’t provide an answer as nothing she could say would be to her benefit.
She felt an immediate need.
When we first encountered this at Canaveral National Seashore, our usual beach, it kinda made sense* because there’s just a ranger station there to collect entrance fees…it’s own waaaait a minute…and since it’s in the middle of nowhere I could see an argument, though mostly a dumb one for several reasons, it becoming a target for criminals to steal from.
So the first time we learn of this (2020, pandemic era) they also sold us on some Senior pass for like $37 or something odd we get a pass that lets us into any US national park for ‘free’. As we were regulars there and it saved hassle of paying, we felt it was a good deal. FF to last October and on a lark passing through Kentucky we decide to visit the Caverns park (Mammoth is it?). Anyway…we find out that well…we still had to pay. Not just for the guided tours (which we hadn’t made reservations for) but for the general admission to the (touristy) big cave. The bastards.
*though I did make light of the idea that Uncle Sammy wouldn’t accept his own Monopoly money.
*though I did make light of the idea that Uncle Sammy wouldn’t accept his own Monopoly money.
What’s particularly frustrating for non-Americans is you never know if your debit card is going to work. The US has so many different providers with multiple different clearing facilities that often times a business will opt for a fairly narrow service and our cards won’t work. We couldn’t use them at either the ball park or the zoo. It also makes it more challenging to gas up. The card reader at some of the gas stations requires a Zip Code when you use your credit card. Well non-Americans obviously don’t have a zip code. What I found particularly ironic was there were “cash to card” machines all over the ball park and zoo and nary an atm in sight whereas before they had cash machines everywhere. The employees must hate it too. It’s much easier to stiff them for a tip when you’re using the card.
I’m sure I don’t need to introduce anyone here to
https://www.federalreserve.gov/central-bank-digital-currency.htm
I’m sure I don’t need to introduce anyone here to
I’m with this guy.
Her pride in being boorish belies her chagrin at her family’s purported racism.
For medication?
Hard not to notice there’s no indication as to when they’ll do so.
As we’ve seen, Ms DiAngelo and her admirers do tend towards the fabulist and unhinged. Which makes me hesitate to take at face value anything she has written. But assuming the account is true, it must have been quite peculiar for the black couple in the restaurant. Being faced with this neurotic white woman who “felt an immediate need” to bang on – in excruciating detail, “all evening” – about how racist she thinks her family is.
“Every… comment I could remember.”
As if that were the obvious thing to do, above and beyond all else, all evening, when having dinner with a black couple.
In my experience, liberals work hard to misinterpret every fact and opinion they dislike in dishonestly unfair ways. Neurotic? How about psychotic?
A sick mind. An especially dangerous kind of perv, a Minority Attracted Person.
“Do not remove this sign.“
And speaking of questions asked:
I’ll wait.
And speaking of questions asked:
Oh please do. To yourself, that is.
But this jerk won’t do it to himself – he’ll find the XX person most likely to not want to handle his balls and then sue her for refusing to.
Because it’s not about having smooth “ladyballs”. It’s about causing as much pain as you can to XX humans because deep down in your miserable little soul, you know you will never, ever, be a real female.
And then heterosexual white liberals will praise him for suing some poor victim.
Patience is a virtue.
Doesn’t say anything about covering it up.