And A Boob Job Would Be Nice
In hardships-of-prison news:
But in 2024, the clinic discontinued access to the private room, and told transgender inmates they would have to use the device in their own cell. Caldwell deems this unacceptable, writing: “My cell door has a window where any male inmate or officer can see inside my cell and watch me use the device on my maturing female body.”
His maturing female body.
If the above doesn’t sound sufficiently unhinged, I should add that the inmate in question, the one suing the Department of Corrections and invoking his human rights, Mr Michael R Caldwell, is a rapist of children.
Mr Caldwell, who prefers to be referred to as Skeggi Hildof Katrinssonr or “Hildi,” isn’t alone, of course. His fellow transgender complainants are,
Pride, baby.
Mr Caldwell, our transgender rapist, insists that his alleged hardships constitute “sex discrimination,” and that the failure to provide a private salon for his twice-weekly laser hair removal sessions is impacting his mental health, such as it is. Indeed, the inmate has insisted that he will “not consent” to any perceived infringement of his womanly privacy. Stated sorrows include “elevating anxiety, depression, skipping meal times,” and frequent crying.
The invocation of consent may strike readers as somewhat ironic, just a little tone-deaf, given the criminal activities that resulted in Mr Caldwell’s current situation. Activities regarding which Mr Caldwell seems much less tearful, having blamed his crimes on the victims. And nothing suggests remorse like demands for fetishistic cosmetic procedures at someone else’s expense.
Not to be outdone, “non-binary” inmate Mr Hunter S Christian, our violator of dogs and enthusiast of child pornography, complains that he was denied access to Minoxidil treatments to correct his receding hairline – apparently, an unthinkable transgression – and likewise, testosterone supplements, supposedly to address his “shrinking testicle size.”
Hey, I’m just reading what it says here.
Mr Christian invokes “mental anguish… and a loss of the forward momentum in maintaining the delicate balance between my masculine and feminine sides.”
I’ll give you a moment to suppress all that sympathetic weeping.
Mr Andrew S Kennedy, the third complainant, and who is serving a 31-year sentence for the torture and murder of an eleven-month-old baby, claims to have been “repeatedly misgendered,” supposedly a violation of his human rights.
The trio’s additional demands, and they are numerous, include “body contouring services” and significant monetary compensation.
At which point I’m inclined to suggest we could just submerge the trio in hot concrete and get on with our lives.
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Remember the Tea Party protests? Leftists and miscellaneous cranks would show up waving signs. To deal with them, Tea Party people would follow them around with signs saying “troll” or “disruptor” or something similar, so that TV news crews could not use those nutjobs to misrepresent what the Tea Party was.
Damn my morbid curiosity making me follow the links.
A short while later…
I see. Allegedly has “gender dysphoria” but has euphoria about showing off his twig and berries that he “loves”.
Not wanting to have to denounce myself yet again, I can totally see how this is in no way, shape, or form a fetish. Which of the meanings of the emoji apply is an exercise left to the student.
*(Intended to depict such feelings as embarrassment, but meaning very widely varies. Other senses include flattery, surprise, disbelief, admiration, affection, and excitement.)