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As it’s a bank holiday here, complete with sunshine and tweeting birds, some items from the archives:
You Will Not Notice Certain Things.
The vindictive pretending of Canadian high-school teachers.
But it does, I think, offer a glimpse into the strange, unhappy world of woke psychology.
Journalists invoke the “post-traumatic distress” of being disagreed with.
Even being referred to by the public as woke is presented as a basis for weeping, a form of psychological torture. Indeed, almost any kind of demurral is framed as an attempt to “silence” the journalists’ self-declared heroism, to deny them their cosmic destiny. And hence, it seems, the imperative to shut down reader-comment sections on national newspaper websites, on grounds that readers are no longer content to confine their feedback to the polite correction of typos.
However, the more plausible explanations for why journalists may not be held in the highest possible regard remain oddly untouched. Even when Hill Times columnist and “anti-racism expert” Erica Ifill boasts that she doesn’t bother to interview white men. And the implications of a room full of statusful media professionals being fixated with the supposed pathologies of “whiteness,” and being pretentious and neurotic, and mentally uniform, and both distant from and disdainful of the concerns of the public that they claim to serve, are, needless to say, not vigorously explored.
Looting, mayhem, and media mendacity.
Those actually doing the thieving offered more revealing explanations. As one pair of female looters put it while drinking stolen wine: “Chucking bottles, breaking into stuff, it was madness… good though. Good fun. Free alcohol.” Obligingly, with prompting, the duo added a political dimension, of a sort: “It’s the government’s fault. I dunno… the Conservatives… yeah, whatever, whoever it is. We’re showing the police we can do what we want.”
An “activist/scholar” opines. Cue convolutions and woo.
Our educator’s goal, we learn, is to “develop equitable and compassionate frameworks, models, and processes for the purpose of catalysing whole planet interdependence and flourishing.” And hence, obviously, the demonisation of white people.
Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.
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Guiding us towards a fluffier, more fragrant tomorrow.
“Somatic, embodied training… wisdom traditions… quantum field theory”
Snake oil, in other words.
As I said in the original thread, it must be strange to inhabit an environment in which your peers, all supposed intellectuals, won’t call you out on even the most eye-widening horseshit.
Lest the favour be returned, presumably.
They always look like hostage videos.
In a sense, I suppose they are.
Are those things related somehow?
Not usually. It’s the U.K., after all.
Also from the original thread, this, by David Gillies:
Not entirely unfair, I think.
Guiding us towards a fluffier, more fragrant tomorrow.
People really need to learn how to position lights and cameras.
Being an intellectual, she didn’t know.
[ Refills bird bath, feeds squirrels. ]
[ Waits for birds to land, adoringly, on outstretched arms. ]
Is that professor’s “positionality” anything like Wessonality?
They’re “eliminating racism” by… <drumroll> being racist. Are they really stupid or just evil?
Both is always an option. As noted in the original thread,
To assume that these are Well-Meaning People who simply made a bewildering mistake, and then kept on making it, zealously, despite the obnoxious implications, and who then rushed to punish anyone who politely demurred… is, it seems to me, a bit of a stretch.
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Every culture ever in history that was successful tried to expand and take land from less successful neighbors. Empires waxed and waned across the landscape. No border stayed the same for long. Black West Africans (think Nigeria) expanded in the last few hundred years into South Africa. In the Americas, indian kingdoms in Central and South America fought each other constantly but none had an inherent advantage. When there was a big advantage, there could be a huge empire, such as the Mongol empire (tech of stirrups, recurved bow for shooting from horseback, great organization).
What happened in the 1600s was that Europeans began to have an order-of-magnitude advantage in conflicts. Their culture was more organized, more educated, and had superior technology (not just guns but maps and banks and books). So whites conquered the entire world. That is the way it all worked back then. If we now want to eschew conflict, great, but I for one fail to feel guilty about the past, having had nothing to do with it personally. It is what it is.
This woke stuff is a made-up religion with no coherence, no grace, no ecstacy, no beauty, no inspiration. It turns envy into a god and makes innocent people feel guilty. It is original sin without forgiveness but at the same time an excuse for magic brown people to do anything without consequence. It punishes heresy. It says that anyone successful must be exploiting someone. It is the opposite of a religion..
That seems . . . unlikely.
Being an intellectual does seem to involve rather a lot of basic ignorance.
Indeed. Though Dr Storberg-Walker is, albeit unwittingly, showing us which states of contrivance and exquisite pretension are probably best avoided.
A religion designed by intellectuals.
Sharp-eyed readers will note that the Amazon US button has disappeared from the sidebar.
Well, fork. That was a convenient way for me to support this blog on the occasions I needed something online. Stupid Amazon.
It’s an irritation. But the affiliate programme is one of those curious hangovers from a time before Amazon became OMNICORP.
[ Adds fairy lights to tip jar. ]
To paraphrase a comment about China: Don’t trust amazon, amazon asshole.
A while back I was testing out Google adwords to sell some software. I got a notice that I was banned but could not find out why. Google also asshole.
Well this is awkward as the underwear I ordered last time arrived and despite packaging indicating otherwise (I now have to check for these things) did not have a fly, so I will be returning it. Not sure what that means to the blog’s…uh…bottom line but, well…that’s Western civilization in the 21st century for you.
[ Sound of ladies fainting. ]
OTOH, you could set up the “Thompson, Blog Store” selling made-on-the-fly T-shirts with a Guild Of Evil logo, “Thomson, Blog, Home of the Happy Henchlesbians”, “Thompson, Blog – Friends of the Peak District”, “AL-U-MIN-UM”, or whatever.
Coasters, tea cozies (whatever the hell they are), mugs, the sky is the limit, your fortune will be made.
The hottest thing in phone filters! Get yours today!
Think hipster beanies for tea pots.
Think hipster beanies for tea pots.
OK, but why? Decoration? Affirming the kettle’s identity?
Meanwhile, not to speculate wildly, but this may have been DEI engineering.
A well-made cozy isn’t just a pretty bit of showing off one’s knitting/crocheting/sewing skills, it helps insulate the teapot.
/old lady information
Be sure to ask when you run across antimacassars. 😉
Hey buddy, can you leave them alone, can we not?
Be sure to ask when you run across antimacassars.
I know what they are as my grandmother had them, though my brother kept saying antimascara which also makes sense when we found out just what in the hell macassar was and some relatives being fond of some sort of oleaginous hair goo the kids today would call “product”, I believe/
The point of having a kettle not on a heating device of some sort, or having poured X cups of tea, why it would not be returned to one rather than just left sitting out such that it needs a jacket.
I suspect it might have to do with some savage ritual left over from the days of Stonehenge or peat rationing.
This is leading to a rant about Big Peat isn’t it?
T-shirts with a Guild Of Evil logo
I would have to purchase said t-shirt, and I don’t even know what the logo is.
Many years back when I first discovered this blog on Typepad, I remember the “Blow Harder” knob in the upper corner. A year or so later, I wanted to find the blog again, but couldn’t remember the name, just the selector knob. You can imagine the Google results for “blow + harder + knob + blog” were not enlightening in the way I needed. I think adding something about performance art and remembering the name David actually did get me where I wanted to be, whereupon I wisely bookmarked for future (and SFW) reference.
Because the tea is drunk in a room other than the kitchen?
Heh.
A logo which can be sewn inside hats, such as THRUSH agents used in The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
I think because back in the day, the actual water heating was done in a metal container on the stove, or hob/ fireplace, and the tea was measured separately into a china teapot. The heated water was then poured into the china pot, and that pot and teacups/saucers were then served (on a tray if guests were involved and you were sufficiently posh). Since there was already some heat loss in the transfer to the china pot, and no heat source afterwards, the “cozy” just acts as a level of insulation to the china teapot while there is tea in it. If you’re entertaining guests, I guess the teapot might sit out for a bit as they chatted and sipped.
Then barbarians invented tea bags, electric kettles, and microwaves, plus people entertained less, and the whole teapot/teacup & saucer/tea cozy culture sort of died off with the people who were part of it.
That’s my hypothesis, anyways, probably influenced by reading way too many turn of the century/early 20th century English stories and novels.
I was taught to minimize that heat loss by pre-heating the teapot with the hottest possible water from the tap.
I’m all for rough treatment of home invaders, but this might be going too far.
Reminded me of this:
Can’t say my opinion has changed to any great degree.
They say Karma’s a bitch but I hear she’s a TERF.
I fell into a sinkhole on Twitter / X this morning.
The details are not important, and I alone am to blame for not paying due care, and then getting sucked in further.
But suffice it to say that it has not been either a pleasant nor an edifying experience in the manner of the proverbial porker (“Never wrestle with a pig because you’ll both get dirty and the pig likes it“).
Buy my reason for bringing this up here is that it was the first time since around 2014 or so that I have been engaged directly by “Well-Meaning People”.
And I can report that, close up, they are just as obnoxious, dishonest, and morally bankrupt as they were back then – maybe even more so.
Especially noticeable is the apparent Damascene conversion so many of them seem to have had in becoming committed defenders to British democracy following the local elections this week.
No longer, apparently, is British democracy a broken system subverted by the BBC, the Daily Mail, and financial interests, as I’ve been assured for the last decade, but instead the true voice of the people.
The sight of so many of them transforming themselves overnight is actually quite disturbing (in precisely the kind of Orwellian mode of Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia mixed with Invasion of the Bodysnatchers).
While there is nothing wrong with changing one’s views over time, there is something fundamentally untrustworthy about anyone who can make such a total overnight change, yet act as if there has been no such transformation, and who looks at you as if you are peculiar for suggesting they had ever held any other views than those they do now.
[ Shudders involuntarily ]
Whisky. A large one.
Actually, better leave the bottle – I’m going to need it.
I think I made one on a lark years ago; I’ll see if I can dig it up.
Doing away with even the expectation of consistency, reciprocation and so forth must be quite liberating, rhetorically. Or unhinging. One or the other.
[ Rummages in lost property box, slides chipped and sticky butter dish to Nikw211. ]
I had a lot of time on my hands…
Man tries to shoot pastor during sermon. And dead body was found in his home.
Drugs or mental illness? Or both? This sort of thing hardly ever happened when I was young.
So much crazy.
So much crazy.
So much crazy and flat out lying as this utter clown prepares for a mostly peaceful demonstration in fascist AmeriKKKa.
Oddly enough nothing to protect from a deadly Zionist banana attack.
The lion’s facial expression calls out for a caption.
Man tries to shoot pastor during sermon. And dead body was found in his home.
Considering that the pastor, the would-be shooter, and, I am going to bet, the body in the basement all share a Pantone color range, this will go down the memory hole, no gun control advocates will pipe up, and probably none of the would-be shooter’s family will be on TV crying about how he was gonna be an engineer or a doctor.
Alternatively, it will be anonymously counted in statistics used to denounce “gun violence” and demand draconian restrictions on private gun ownership.
I notice the URL says “paster”.
Copy-editing seems to be an afterthought, at best.
She says the police will shoot rubber bullets directly at you and not at the ground “like they’re supposed to” so they should only hit you after bouncing off the ground. This is so bloody stupid that it would not surprise me in the least if it were true. Also would not surprise me if her “advice” is fake. Also would not surprise me if it is real. It also would not surprise me if everything is fake like in The Truman Show. Living in a world without surprises is getting kinda dull.
Pleading with a bear through the glass. Album name. Some long lost Pink Floyd/Jethro Tull collaboration found in the back of the pantry of Syd Barrett’s maternal grandmother’s house in Cambridge. Do y’all really call it KAM-brij? Because we tend to say KAYM-brij.
Even though we are living in an idiocracy, I’m pretty confident that this is cannot be standard police doctrine: Aimed shots can be made to hit the torso, while ricochets might hit anywhere including the face.
Yeah, well the police don’t make the rules.
That seems . . . unlikely.
Fragrant does not ensure pleasant fragrant.
This is so bloody stupid that it would not surprise me in the least if it were true. Also would not surprise me if her “advice” is fake.
It is hard to tell, the life jacket and not being able to put the goggles on seemed a bit over the top, but OTOH, this is the lot that want the revolution catered and comfortable.
Bernard Hill, who played Theoden in The Lord of the Rings, has passed away. 🙁
Meanwhile among other things that are so blindingly stupid it is probably true, the toilet and shower directly across from the food prep and laundry, what could possibly go wrong?
Good question. It could be that it’s just doublethink to them. HS teachers should be smart enough to know that “racism” has been redefined with the specific intention of “racism” applying only to one skin color. They refuse to admit that that makes it a racist definition. But they might say it’s “helpful”. And for them it is.
Then again, most people don’t realize the problem really is one of definition. They’re using their own definition, and most of us are angry at them because we still use the old definition.
They’ve clearly been too effective to sustain the business model. I’ve never seen a macassar. 😉
“Thomson, Blog, Home of the Happy Henchlesbians”
I’m not sure what’s scarier, a happy Henchlesbian or an angry Henchlesbian. That’s why I always sit close to the door.
Guiding us towards a fluffier, more fragrant tomorrow.
I live in a university town now. There are too many women who look like that. Costco Optical can’t keep those frames on the shelves.
Be sure to ask when you run across antimacassars.
My brother and I always called them doilies. We had no sense of scale.
Again solidifying my conviction that the most pertinent Harry Potter character in our day is Dolores Umbridge: a sociopathic sadist who cloaked her nastiness in sickening cuteness.
It’s no wonder JKR is able to see past glitter and rainbows to detect the monsters.
IT’S IN DISARRAY!
And too think the ecofascists have been pimping a huge floating raft of plastic garbage for years.
In some quarters they’re known as Cluster B glasses.
this may have been DEI engineering.
It looks like big screen TVs storming the beaches at Normandy.
Or maybe, as Mr. Carlson from WKRP in Cincinnati might say, “As god as my witness, I thought solar panels could swim.”
“The besieged protesters called for help – at least five people were already injured – but none came.”
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
For the theologically inclined:
Now, prayer isn’t my wheelhouse, but I’m not sure that’s how it’s supposed to work. Seems a bit like praying for a fancier car, or overnight weight loss.
Yes, I know. Today’s word is irony. As it so often is.
And the she in question is, inevitably, an educator.
Quite the… smile… she has there.
Kinda like a crocodile rictus.
Among much else, this stood out:
You may need a moment to process that one.
And regarding Dr Walker-Barnes’ sought-after capacity for racial animosity, it would seem those prayers have already been answered. By something. Unless, of course, it should turn out that no higher power was required.
I’m guessing that prayer went straight to voicemail.
Of all the things that might be deemed notable about this news item, the line that stood out for me was this:
Oh, and this:
Four burglaries in one month. 105 previous convictions, including 33 previous burglaries.
One year in prison.
I’ll just leave this here, I think.
Completely OT, but has anyone here ever succeeded in getting a Thonpson’s Bar and Grill Credit Note actually honoured? I know it says ‘Terms and Conditions apply’ but shudder to think what they may be.
[ From the cellar, muffled laughter. ]
The fine print includes “void where prohibited” which includes any bar and/or grill.
Meanwhile, “Feeling cute…might jihad later”.
Nothing to put in them, but I’m sold tovarich!
Who knew decadence would be this weird?
Who knew decadence would be this weird?
On that note, now is the time we play “Entrance of the Gladiators”.
Caught between an urge to yawn and an urge to chuckle.
Whatever happened to remittance men?
We seem to live in an age of surplus fucking about and insufficient finding out.
You might think that the campus protests in the US are pointless and stupid. You would be wrong. The entire point is to put pressure on puddin-head to not support Israel. There was a rumor yesterday or so that an ammunition shipment from the US was delayed. That is exactly what they are hoping for. Or even cut off of aid. The students are puppets in a giant psy-op.
Unfortunately, Australia doesn’t need them.
But maybe they could dig rare earth minerals in Africa.
“[…] police failed to solve a single burglary in neighbourhoods across nearly half of England and Wales in the past three years.”
It takes effort to be that incompetent.
He. Should. Not. Still. Be. Alive.
To assume that these are Well-Meaning People who simply made a bewildering mistake
It turns envy into a god and makes innocent people feel guilty
They’re using their own definition, and most of us are angry at them because we still use the old definition
Dear God, Please help me to hate White people
105 previous convictions, including 33 previous burglaries. One year in prison
The students are puppets in a giant psy-op
[ enunciates slowly and clearly ]
Bez-men-ov.
And the propagation of sentiments like those of a certain Guardian contributor:
If any readers missed Ms Spargo-Ryan’s mental convolutions, and her pointed disdain of some obvious realities, I do recommend reading the post linked above.
Reoffend…
years ago, maybe 2004? There was an article about a specialist in what s now called “bipping”, breaking into cars to steal stuff.
guy literally commuted into San Francisco from Oakland (across the bay) to “work”. Had been arrested TWELVE times in sf. Total jail time served was a few days.
Story ended with interview of senior SFPD rep, who said “criminals should know, that how they will be treated in the city. So they should Stay Away.”
I still wonder if the reporter did that deliberately, or if he was as apparently brainless as the cop.
By the way, what the hell is “positionality”?
“Positionality” means a person’s supposed group-identity “position” or supposed power relationship with regard to other notional groups in terms of race, sex, sexuality, and so forth. Many universities now demand that would-be educators write a “positionality statement,” confessing their “whiteness” or maleness or “privilege” or whatever, and their efforts to correct this, thereby signalling their submission to question-begging Marxoid claptrap.
In short, it’s a woke buzzword that signals the proximity of bullshit, and the presence of someone willing to lie.
Heh:
“Random chance.”