Reheated (96)
I’ll be taking a break for a few days, and so, to soften this terrible blow, here are some items from the archives:
On the weirdly woke marketing of retailer John Lewis.
Well, quite. I was in John Lewis recently, buying towels, and at no point did I feel a need to know about the cross-dressing bondage activities of the sales staff. Whether the person bagging my towels likes to dress up as a pantomime dame while brandishing instruments of torture was not, it has to be said, foremost in my mind…
Whether female customers, the backbone of John Lewis’ customer base, will be inspired to shop harder and more often by the thought of employees bringing their autogynephilia to work remains to be seen. Ditto bondage fantasies and wearing rubber dog costumes. Perhaps well-off ladies in search of posh frocks and upscale furnishings will be dazzled and enchanted by the thought of sad, cross-dressing men in thigh-high boots who like to share photos of themselves smeared with unspecified white substances.
Four women fondle straw, tongue moss.
Bravely, I Cope With Rejection.
Royal Air Force sidelines fitness tests, prioritises brownness, womb-having.
The paragraph immediately above was posted as a comment on the Personnel Today website. It was held for moderation, then disappeared.
Why Don’t You Welcome Further Degradation?
Observer columnist excuses habitual, organised shoplifting. Dystopian surrealism ensues.
We will lock up the product, but not the thief. And utopia will surely follow.
Ms Gill is not alone, of course. According to her Guardian colleague Owen Jones, expecting persistent shoplifters to face consequences for their actions is now among “the worst instincts of the electorate.” Because shoplifters are “traumatised,” apparently. The real victims of the drama.
At which point, a thought occurs. If repeated thieving is so high-minded and so easily excused, perhaps Ms Gill and Mr Jones would be good enough to publish their home addresses, the whereabouts of any valuables, and the times at which they’re likely to be out, or at least preoccupied or unconscious.
Or do our betters only disdain other people’s property?
Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.
You still haven’t thanked me and aelfheld and Megaera and Muldoon for our flawlessly helpful medical advice.
[ Follows link. Reads comments. Sees up-buggered link. Overwhelming shame. ]
I’d forgotten about Madame Tara’s House Of Spanking.
Womb-havers in the military: We saw in the Gulf war, that having US female troops captured can bring a nation to its knees because we do not tolerate women being subject to rape and torture (unless of course they are captives of Hamas, then whatevs). There is also the obvious problem that women simply cannot go into combat with a 60lb pack and also cannot pick up a wounded comrade to save them.
Brown people in military: one of the big problems here is that having a felony conviction is pretty disqualifying for an organization based on following rules to the letter. Lower standards here…well.
John Lewis: kids all love rainbows. Appropriating the rainbow as a pride symbol and then posting it up in a store is disturbing.
American liberals continue to have trouble admitting, much less accepting, this truth.
One question – why? If there aren’t that many women and minorities interested, why worry about it? Why does it matter?
Well, indeed. On that rather fundamental point, that root assumption, no explanation is offered. But apparently, we’re to regard it as some intrinsically vital goal, a thing one must do. Even if some fudging and corner-cutting is required, which, evidently, it is. In – lest we forget – the Royal Air Force.
And as noted in the post,
But hey, progress.
Four women fondle straw, tongue moss.
I recommend a little necking with the nightshade.
In – lest we forget – the Royal Air Force.
I propose a name change: the Royal Air Farce.
Military: in college we would throw a friend over our shoulders and run around with them to goof off. The last time I did this was picking up my 170lb nephew at age 50. Sure, tell me men and women are identical physically.
This came to mind, from the original thread:
But hey, progress.
Military: there is a conceit that on a navy ship women are ok, but in actual combat every single person must do arduous tasks–load shells, carry and deploy fire hoses, carry the wounded. It is only peacetime that allows foolishness like this to prevail. I am also reminded of a US ship that collided with another ship because the 2 key female officers on duty were not on speaking terms. Heh.
Feminists have told me that carrying the wounded is no problem: First, women are not weaker than men. Second, even if they are weaker they can just have two women lift one wounded or four carry a stretcher normally handled by two. It proved futile to point out that (1) Women really are weaker. (2) In combat there are not “extra” soldiers available to double up on tasks normally performed by one man. (3) Onboard ships, corridors are narrow and stairs (companionways) are steep, making it impossible for more than two sailors to carry a stretcher. (3) And so on.
The same arguments were used with regard to firemen: If women are too weak to do a fireman’s carry, then they can drag the fire victim to safety, or two can carry the victim. And then there is the raw upper body strength needed to perform firemen’s jobs. I have read that, with the mandatory relaxation of hiring standards, many fire departments now have women in their crews who cannot be relied upon for anything more strenuous than operating radios and speaking to people.
I eventually concluded that feminism was a “luxury” which, in the long term, no civilization could afford to support.
Ah, but firefighting has moved on. It’s progressed. Such that recruits deemed sufficiently “diverse” no longer need to be able to read chemical labels and safety instructions. For instance.
Oh shiny tomorrow.
Military: in college we would throw a friend over our shoulders and run around with them to goof off.
In High School gym class we had to learn and practice the fireman’s carry while the girls were learning folk dancing.
O brave new world that has such morons in it.
It’s as if these bien pensants think police officers and firemen and soldiers don’t need any brains to do their jobs.
An inability to comprehend safety instructions, or written instructions generally, would seem to be a perverse qualification.
But feel the progress.
Or, to take the opposite angle, why are you not as bothered when white men are underrepresented in teaching or government jobs, or when white men are overrepresented in lower paid and dangerous outdoor jobs?
As a matter of fact, some “progressive minded people” have made that view rather explicitly to me.
We have people putting on siding on my new building. “People” being mostly middle aged redneck men aaannnd…one woman. She (apparently) part-owns the company but as they had gotten behind, she’s been out there helping. Wife was impressed by her carrying long siding pieces, walking on 6″ wide planks, etc. Then two days ago work stopped early. Found out yesterday that she had fallen and busted her wrist so they had to take her to the hospital. Then later that night we watched the Olympic women compete on the balance beam. In mutual silence.
They have no problem organizing mobs of howler monkeys to screech and cancel anyone for pointing such a truth out. Even intimidating some “conservatives” to join in.
It’s a mystery why this should be.
It’s a natural reaction – the bien pensants don’t need any brains to do theirs.
From the previous thread:
When I’m not here I’m over at twitch.tv/mst3k, a 24/7 stream of the show sponsored by ShoutTV. It makes excellent background noise and chat can be fun.
But if you see me over there you have to pretend you don’t know me because it’s a politics- and culture-war-free zone, which we enforce with message deletions and timeouts and the ban-stick, when necessary.
or when white men are overrepresented in lower paid and dangerous outdoor jobs?
I know it’s a rhetorical question, but I’ll state the answer explicitly: because it was never about equality, it was always about high-paying, easy office jobs for women and minorities.
Something that complicates the firefighting and police issue is that with building codes and overall improvements in civil engineering, firefighters don’t do very much actual firefighting any more and spend a lot of time earning very large union paychecks to do “education and outreach”. Which is why they’ve been moved in on by the diversity grifters.
They literally think you can train anyone to perform any task, and that any disparities in outcome, even among white people, is just favoritism inteplaying with bigotry.
Yup, there it is. It’s like watching Olympic diving or gymnastics and the announcers, who used to do the event, notice tiny details that the rest of us miss, because we aren’t the least bit accomplished in that arena.
Ayn Rand was right: the Revolution is the uprising of mediocrities against the competent.
I’ve had a conversation not dissimilar to this thread.
Hi-jinks!
https://x.com/godblesstoto/status/1821278360460521736
There is a quote that I wish I could find–not just the key sentence but the entire exchange of dialog–from the early days of Nazism, in which a Nazi says something to the effect of “It’s all right for you, you have talent and skills and can rise based on them. But I have none and the Nazi Party is my ticket to success. Nazism is the revolution for men with no qualities.”
I’ll be taking a break for a few days
So no Ephemera tomorrow?
Alas, no. Not had time.
Be strong.
So how are you and the significant other feeling today? Better?
I’m on the mend, just a bit woolly-headed, but The Other Half is still feeling rough. Hence my tireless – nay, heroic – ministrations.
Wooly-headed is not conducive to the compilation of Friday Ephemera, much less more in-depth posts.
Take care of yourself (and your significant other).
So don’t neglect the bleeding and cupping.
[ Hops over to Amazon to order more leeches. ]
Oh inconstant woman.
This ‘education and outreach’ involves a lot of big trucks and sirens at odd hours if the fire station across the street is any indication.
I chuckled.
I’m just going to leave this here.
In case any of you feel inspired to do some shopping.
It’s a good-news-bad-news thing, I guess.
It was related by Theodore Dalrymple in one of his essays.
The occasion was, I think, a dinner party in Hungary either before the start of the war or in its early stages.
One hopes the products they sell are of better quality than the ‘mental health support’ they provide.
Good stores, demented marketing department.
In my experience, fire departments do spend a lot of time doing on-site fire code inspections and reviewing records of inspections done by third parties.
Every building in our city, with the exception of single family homes, is subject to multiple annual inspections–general fire code, fire alarm system testing, sprinkler system testing, backflow, elevators. And every 4 years more rigorous testing of the sprinkler system must be done, including the fire department hookup and hose connections on each floor. Heating system boilers every 4 years, I think. Some of these inspections are done by the fire department, while other tests are done by trusted third parties.
I’d prefer all this work to be done by experienced men who thoroughly understand the technology and what is important vs what is not, rather than by diversity hires.
“Share and enjoy”?
Heh. Last time this happened I thought WTH is wrong with us minions? Surely we can create our own Ephemera once in a while. I thought maybe you could throw up an empty/open post on such a David-less Friday and we could do our own thing there…or we just do the usual and soldier on here. Less work and of course whatever works for you. Just a thought.
By all means, have at it. I mean, you’ve all been loitering here long enough. Bunch of rogues and layabouts.
I may even contribute occasionally, chores permitting.
The cat-o-nine-tails* is a nice touch. Doesn’t appear threatening at all. I mean, why would you feel threatened? If you feel at all threatened or even uncomfortable with this, you have problems. You really should see a psychiatrist. Fortunately…
*Waits patiently for someone to point out that technically, that’s not a cat-o-nine-tails. It’s obviously a trebuchet, you idiot.
I am guessing the copywriter is either blind or was born, raised, and lives in a monastery and has never seen a female.