Reheated (96)
I’ll be taking a break for a few days, and so, to soften this terrible blow, here are some items from the archives:
On the weirdly woke marketing of retailer John Lewis.
Well, quite. I was in John Lewis recently, buying towels, and at no point did I feel a need to know about the cross-dressing bondage activities of the sales staff. Whether the person bagging my towels likes to dress up as a pantomime dame while brandishing instruments of torture was not, it has to be said, foremost in my mind…
Whether female customers, the backbone of John Lewis’ customer base, will be inspired to shop harder and more often by the thought of employees bringing their autogynephilia to work remains to be seen. Ditto bondage fantasies and wearing rubber dog costumes. Perhaps well-off ladies in search of posh frocks and upscale furnishings will be dazzled and enchanted by the thought of sad, cross-dressing men in thigh-high boots who like to share photos of themselves smeared with unspecified white substances.
Four women fondle straw, tongue moss.
Bravely, I Cope With Rejection.
Royal Air Force sidelines fitness tests, prioritises brownness, womb-having.
The paragraph immediately above was posted as a comment on the Personnel Today website. It was held for moderation, then disappeared.
Why Don’t You Welcome Further Degradation?
Observer columnist excuses habitual, organised shoplifting. Dystopian surrealism ensues.
We will lock up the product, but not the thief. And utopia will surely follow.
Ms Gill is not alone, of course. According to her Guardian colleague Owen Jones, expecting persistent shoplifters to face consequences for their actions is now among “the worst instincts of the electorate.” Because shoplifters are “traumatised,” apparently. The real victims of the drama.
At which point, a thought occurs. If repeated thieving is so high-minded and so easily excused, perhaps Ms Gill and Mr Jones would be good enough to publish their home addresses, the whereabouts of any valuables, and the times at which they’re likely to be out, or at least preoccupied or unconscious.
Or do our betters only disdain other people’s property?
Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.
You still haven’t thanked me and aelfheld and Megaera and Muldoon for our flawlessly helpful medical advice.
[ Follows link. Reads comments. Sees up-buggered link. Overwhelming shame. ]
I’d forgotten about Madame Tara’s House Of Spanking.
Womb-havers in the military: We saw in the Gulf war, that having US female troops captured can bring a nation to its knees because we do not tolerate women being subject to rape and torture (unless of course they are captives of Hamas, then whatevs). There is also the obvious problem that women simply cannot go into combat with a 60lb pack and also cannot pick up a wounded comrade to save them.
Brown people in military: one of the big problems here is that having a felony conviction is pretty disqualifying for an organization based on following rules to the letter. Lower standards here…well.
John Lewis: kids all love rainbows. Appropriating the rainbow as a pride symbol and then posting it up in a store is disturbing.
American liberals continue to have trouble admitting, much less accepting, this truth.
One question – why? If there aren’t that many women and minorities interested, why worry about it? Why does it matter?
Well, indeed. On that rather fundamental point, that root assumption, no explanation is offered. But apparently, we’re to regard it as some intrinsically vital goal, a thing one must do. Even if some fudging and corner-cutting is required, which, evidently, it is. In – lest we forget – the Royal Air Force.
And as noted in the post,
But hey, progress.
Four women fondle straw, tongue moss.
I recommend a little necking with the nightshade.
In – lest we forget – the Royal Air Force.
I propose a name change: the Royal Air Farce.
Military: in college we would throw a friend over our shoulders and run around with them to goof off. The last time I did this was picking up my 170lb nephew at age 50. Sure, tell me men and women are identical physically.
This came to mind, from the original thread:
But hey, progress.
Military: there is a conceit that on a navy ship women are ok, but in actual combat every single person must do arduous tasks–load shells, carry and deploy fire hoses, carry the wounded. It is only peacetime that allows foolishness like this to prevail. I am also reminded of a US ship that collided with another ship because the 2 key female officers on duty were not on speaking terms. Heh.
Feminists have told me that carrying the wounded is no problem: First, women are not weaker than men. Second, even if they are weaker they can just have two women lift one wounded or four carry a stretcher normally handled by two. It proved futile to point out that (1) Women really are weaker. (2) In combat there are not “extra” soldiers available to double up on tasks normally performed by one man. (3) Onboard ships, corridors are narrow and stairs (companionways) are steep, making it impossible for more than two sailors to carry a stretcher. (3) And so on.
The same arguments were used with regard to firemen: If women are too weak to do a fireman’s carry, then they can drag the fire victim to safety, or two can carry the victim. And then there is the raw upper body strength needed to perform firemen’s jobs. I have read that, with the mandatory relaxation of hiring standards, many fire departments now have women in their crews who cannot be relied upon for anything more strenuous than operating radios and speaking to people.
I eventually concluded that feminism was a “luxury” which, in the long term, no civilization could afford to support.
Ah, but firefighting has moved on. It’s progressed. Such that recruits deemed sufficiently “diverse” no longer need to be able to read chemical labels and safety instructions. For instance.
Oh shiny tomorrow.
Military: in college we would throw a friend over our shoulders and run around with them to goof off.
In High School gym class we had to learn and practice the fireman’s carry while the girls were learning folk dancing.
O brave new world that has such morons in it.
It’s as if these bien pensants think police officers and firemen and soldiers don’t need any brains to do their jobs.
An inability to comprehend safety instructions, or written instructions generally, would seem to be a perverse qualification.
But feel the progress.
Or, to take the opposite angle, why are you not as bothered when white men are underrepresented in teaching or government jobs, or when white men are overrepresented in lower paid and dangerous outdoor jobs?
As a matter of fact, some “progressive minded people” have made that view rather explicitly to me.
We have people putting on siding on my new building. “People” being mostly middle aged redneck men aaannnd…one woman. She (apparently) part-owns the company but as they had gotten behind, she’s been out there helping. Wife was impressed by her carrying long siding pieces, walking on 6″ wide planks, etc. Then two days ago work stopped early. Found out yesterday that she had fallen and busted her wrist so they had to take her to the hospital. Then later that night we watched the Olympic women compete on the balance beam. In mutual silence.
They have no problem organizing mobs of howler monkeys to screech and cancel anyone for pointing such a truth out. Even intimidating some “conservatives” to join in.
It’s a mystery why this should be.
It’s a natural reaction – the bien pensants don’t need any brains to do theirs.
From the previous thread:
When I’m not here I’m over at twitch.tv/mst3k, a 24/7 stream of the show sponsored by ShoutTV. It makes excellent background noise and chat can be fun.
But if you see me over there you have to pretend you don’t know me because it’s a politics- and culture-war-free zone, which we enforce with message deletions and timeouts and the ban-stick, when necessary.
or when white men are overrepresented in lower paid and dangerous outdoor jobs?
I know it’s a rhetorical question, but I’ll state the answer explicitly: because it was never about equality, it was always about high-paying, easy office jobs for women and minorities.
Something that complicates the firefighting and police issue is that with building codes and overall improvements in civil engineering, firefighters don’t do very much actual firefighting any more and spend a lot of time earning very large union paychecks to do “education and outreach”. Which is why they’ve been moved in on by the diversity grifters.
They literally think you can train anyone to perform any task, and that any disparities in outcome, even among white people, is just favoritism inteplaying with bigotry.
Yup, there it is. It’s like watching Olympic diving or gymnastics and the announcers, who used to do the event, notice tiny details that the rest of us miss, because we aren’t the least bit accomplished in that arena.
Ayn Rand was right: the Revolution is the uprising of mediocrities against the competent.
I’ve had a conversation not dissimilar to this thread.
Hi-jinks!
https://x.com/godblesstoto/status/1821278360460521736
There is a quote that I wish I could find–not just the key sentence but the entire exchange of dialog–from the early days of Nazism, in which a Nazi says something to the effect of “It’s all right for you, you have talent and skills and can rise based on them. But I have none and the Nazi Party is my ticket to success. Nazism is the revolution for men with no qualities.”
I’ll be taking a break for a few days
So no Ephemera tomorrow?
Alas, no. Not had time.
Be strong.
So how are you and the significant other feeling today? Better?
I’m on the mend, just a bit woolly-headed, but The Other Half is still feeling rough. Hence my tireless – nay, heroic – ministrations.
Wooly-headed is not conducive to the compilation of Friday Ephemera, much less more in-depth posts.
Take care of yourself (and your significant other).
So don’t neglect the bleeding and cupping.
[ Hops over to Amazon to order more leeches. ]
Oh inconstant woman.
This ‘education and outreach’ involves a lot of big trucks and sirens at odd hours if the fire station across the street is any indication.
I chuckled.
I’m just going to leave this here.
In case any of you feel inspired to do some shopping.
It’s a good-news-bad-news thing, I guess.
It was related by Theodore Dalrymple in one of his essays.
The occasion was, I think, a dinner party in Hungary either before the start of the war or in its early stages.
One hopes the products they sell are of better quality than the ‘mental health support’ they provide.
Good stores, demented marketing department.
In my experience, fire departments do spend a lot of time doing on-site fire code inspections and reviewing records of inspections done by third parties.
Every building in our city, with the exception of single family homes, is subject to multiple annual inspections–general fire code, fire alarm system testing, sprinkler system testing, backflow, elevators. And every 4 years more rigorous testing of the sprinkler system must be done, including the fire department hookup and hose connections on each floor. Heating system boilers every 4 years, I think. Some of these inspections are done by the fire department, while other tests are done by trusted third parties.
I’d prefer all this work to be done by experienced men who thoroughly understand the technology and what is important vs what is not, rather than by diversity hires.
“Share and enjoy”?
Heh. Last time this happened I thought WTH is wrong with us minions? Surely we can create our own Ephemera once in a while. I thought maybe you could throw up an empty/open post on such a David-less Friday and we could do our own thing there…or we just do the usual and soldier on here. Less work and of course whatever works for you. Just a thought.
By all means, have at it. I mean, you’ve all been loitering here long enough. Bunch of rogues and layabouts.
I may even contribute occasionally, chores permitting.
The cat-o-nine-tails* is a nice touch. Doesn’t appear threatening at all. I mean, why would you feel threatened? If you feel at all threatened or even uncomfortable with this, you have problems. You really should see a psychiatrist. Fortunately…
*Waits patiently for someone to point out that technically, that’s not a cat-o-nine-tails. It’s obviously a trebuchet, you idiot.
I am guessing the copywriter is either blind or was born, raised, and lives in a monastery and has never seen a female.
I’d prefer that these people spend more time studying where things are in the local neighborhood such that they don’t need GPS, and thus an official address, to find say, the swimming pool in the development in the neighborhood half a mile from their station. I believe I related here a year or two ago about having to call 911 (no, really…I called the non-emergency number during normal business hours and was told to hang up and call 911) regarding fire alarm at our pool cabana that had some bloody problem…I forget what. I watched as they drove past us, going to the country club across the street. When I ate lunch the next day at the CC, I joked with the young waitress there about possibly confused firemen arriving the day before. She laughed and said it happens a lot. She had only worked there about nine months and it had happened about three times, just in the hours she worked there.
I say this having several friends who themselves or their husbands are either firefighters or police. I also say this after the Pompano Beach “fire rescue” nearly killed my sister and her husband after one of their trainees froze while driving an airboat, running over them.
I too support the LGBTQC community.
Do you suppose trees will be doing this come November as well?
The Other Half, by the way, was amused by this.
I’m assuming he was feverish.
Despite popular report, sex was invented prior to 1963.
Will we need a sanctuary for David? Before we need one for ourselves, that is. Or maybe it’s just me…
This ‘education and outreach’ involves a lot of big trucks and sirens at odd hours if the fire station across the street is any indication
I reject your anecdote and substitute my own: this far this year there have been three lights and siren visits by fire trucks to my apartment building – one a two alarm – in response to automatic fire alarms going off. They show up, verify that there’s no fire and the alarm system has accidentally tripped again, and then go home. The building superintendents are forbidden by law and insurance policies from doing this themselves.
Heh. The two instances that I related were clearly non-emergency situations. But they sent the big fire truck anyway. Given that they couldn’t find the address (nor their asses with both hands apparently), even if it had turned into a real emergency…somehow…they likely would have found our pool more quickly and then been able to talk in whatever firemantalk they needed to get the truck into our parking lot, if they first came out in a standard SUV. It took a long time due to the several U-turns that they had to make, two that I comically watched, in the big red firetruck.
Death penalty or life without parole for arsonists.
Arson should be charged as attempted murder.
An auto-da-fé would be . . . fitting.
The smirk on the arsonist’s face justifies that.
WTP: re trees, so, are you intimating that trees are actually smarter (or significantly more normal) that Tim Walz’ fair helpmeet, the First Lady of Minnesota, who sweetly disclosed in a a filmed interview that during the Minneapolis riots which her husband did so little to control she made a point of leaving her windows open, the better to catch the smell of burning tires?
I’ve sort considered myself hardened to the insanities of Leftoid freaks, but that little monologue of hers actually took my breath away. For sheer awfulness it topples effortlessly into Winnie Mandela territory and never leaves it. And there is also the fact that she and Walz apparently spawned, their get being the charming child who produced a series of tweets to warn rioters of the mobilization and location of National Guard units who were supposed to be policing the smoking ruins of the city.
But, remember, JD Vance and Trump are the weird ones, yeah?
pst: we WERE endlessly helpful, weren’t we? But poor David is likely still feeling a bit weakly…that or he’s been a bit busy signing up malpractice counsel. Bit of both, prolly.
I can’t imagine what anyone could object to in our advice.
[ Mixes up more hot toddies for David and his significant other. ]
Toddy? Excellent notion. But do go light on those glow-in-the-dark ingredients, Phossy jaw is not an easy sell these days.
OTOH, I’m told you can substitute luciferin and it works a treat. Not exactly sure about the side effects, though.
…which makes David feel a warm glow in his tummy.
Running a red light at 60mph: On drugs? Naturally reckless? Fleeing a crime?
“Firearm with extended magazine” sounds like “hardened criminal” to me.
Regardless, I’ll save my sympathy for the occupants of the car he hit.
re: idle firemen
On last week’s family Zoom call, we were treated to a shrill chirruping every 30 seconds, because some kind of alarm had a low battery. My aged mother (87) didn’t dare attempt to climb a ladder to attend to it, so she took out her hearing aids until such time she could call my sister and her hubs to take care of it.
Which, they removed the batteries from the smoke alarm, but the chirruping didn’t stop. So my mom called the fire department, because they have an outreach program for the elderly, wherein they service all the alarms for them.
Here comes the big hook-and-ladder with six men, and they quickly identified the CO detector, located just below the smoke alarm, plugged into an outlet near the floor. My mom could have dealt with it, but the chirruping was so shrill you couldn’t tell exactly where it came from. (During the call it sounded like the sound was coming from my own hallway.)
So it’s nice that they’ll help out people like my mom to do stuff they have a hard time taking care of themselves.
You are going to go a bit lighter on the dried frog pills this time?
Eye of newt and toe of frog
Wool of bat and tongue of dog
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting
Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing …
Old ways are the best ways.
Re: idle firemen etc.
Fair warning: this will be boring AF for most since it’s really just explaining stuff — disregard if organizational details aren’t of interest.
I used to run w/ local Fire/EMS so maybe not applicable in some specifics elsewhere but I’ll go for general relevance. Fire crews have a Lot of downtime when they’re not actually dealing with fires, and the crew of a tanker might be dispatched to a fire leaving the ladder truck crew in station because their equipment isn’t necessary or the fire is small enough not to need all hands. So, they have other duties like checking hydrants, elevators, Opticoms, alarm systems etc. to be done on a regular schedule. When out and about doing Stuff they have to take all their firecall gear and their assigned emergency vehicle with them so if a fire call comes up they’re sent to it direct from the work location, don’t have to straggle back to the station first. (Crews are always in contact with Dispatch and if they happen to be closer to a scene in some other crew’s First-Do area Dispatch will send them, absent any confounding circumstances.)
Fire crews tend to do cooked meals in the crew hall, but on grocery runs the same rule applies: take the truck, all your gear and radios and be ready to sprint off on a few seconds’ notice.
Just as EMS is customarily dispatched to fire scenes, fire crews back up EMS on their calls. See an ambulance running hot followed by a fire truck? Probably a chest pain or difficulty-breathing call. Those often call for a lot more hands than those normally staffed on an ambulance: lifting, oxygen, CPR, etc. Especially if the patient is known or reported to present unusual demands due to, say, obesity, disability, psych issues, site structure problems and so on.
Fire/EMS is also jointly dispatched to vehicle wrecks; fire crews handle extrications, EMS does patient care. Should note that quite a lot of firemen are themselves EMTs and medics, so there’s a lot of crossover on scene.
And both handle what are called community service items (falls w/o injury, wellness checks, standbys at events, and so on.) The setup hopes that way the community gets other matters handled when crews aren’t actually working a fire.
Sorry, got a tad carried away.
Not at all. That’s good information.
Good Lady, my thanks.
I see that a lot.
Yes, that’s right.
In my city, the fire crews are supplemented by a staff of engineers as there aren’t enough fire crews to inspect everything each year. And they’d need even more engineers if it weren’t for the fact that they allow trusted vendors to do some kinds of tests and inspections.
That’s how it works whenever there’s a call to my building, which I assume is because it’s a multi-story building. In contrast, it was always just an ambulance when we called 911 for Mom who lived in a single family house.
I second that.
What are you thinking? David’s sick, not crazy.
“They are punishing that he is Black…”
Behind every criminal are pro-criminal family and friends.
Behind every black criminal is an army of black racist excuse-makers.
The Rise of Neotoddlerism.
Getaway.
“Estonian retards”? It would help to know the context, but news orgs seem to have no interest in giving us context.
On the other hand, this response to assault seems laudable not deplorable:
And isn’t cleaning desks one of the things cleaners are supposed to do? Or are they contractually and morally limited to vacuuming and emptying wastebaskets?
While they were focused on moving the safe would have been an ideal time for a bystander to intervene: “On the ground. One wrong move and I will shoot you dead.”
I fervently wish that people like Gavin would suffer the consequences of their evil policies.
Perhaps it is a spellcheck thing and she meant Etonian retards in which case, who could fault her?
a) Dont be such a slob that you slosh coffee all over, b) if you are going to be such a slob, use a coaster. Problem solved.
“I know where there is a safe we can’t lift or carry, let’s use a car too small for it and then be inconspicuous by taking the tags off”. I’d be willing to bet their trying to open it was high comedy.
Of course. Frankly he is lucky they didn’t see him and get a cap busted on his ass.
“The total eradication of Western civilization.”
What about us Oxbridge retards?
He hosts us doesn’t he?
Just this week there was a discussion about this and it was discovered that the desktop has to be clear of paper and other things in order for the cleaning to happen.
That’s just one of his charming eccentricities.
Another one for the brochure.
Fire crews: I happened to be waiting at the paint store with a fire captain and struck up a conversation. He agreed that the TV show 9-1-1 was over the top. He thought the emergency episodes in Chicago Fire were pretty good except that in a fire inside a building it may be almost pitch black with smoke, which obviously the TV show is not.
That was the expectation at the places where I worked. Not just because it’s an important courtesy to the cleaning staff, but also because you don’t want the cleaning staff disturbing any papers.
Sovereign citizen lunacy meets black racism:
and:
and Booked on Phonics:
Oh, you’d never tire of that.
Nothing to see here. Just a punk dryhumping a cop and getting away with it.
But this is what the ruling class worked hard to enable.
New fear unlocked.
They should keep farther away: The tentacles can be dozens of feet long.
Oh shiny tomorrow.
Don’t think you can polish that.