Friday Ephemera (690)
“Hold the top of the tip and shake all the filling down.” As one does. || Snugly fitting pieces. || They’re just checking your air filters. || Ancient artefact. || I did not know that ladies had four breasts. || Big teats ahoy. || Brains trust at large. Previously. || Pregnancy of note. || Continue the research. || Discrimination, you say. || “That could be a true story.” || These cupcakes are fancier than yours. || Parking 2.0. || You want one and you know it. || It was 1973. || || How to please a progressive. || A project for the weekend. (h/t, Mark) || The progressive retail experience, parts 486, 487, 488, 489 and 490. And 491, 492, 493, 494 and 495. || Correcting basic errors in class is “white racial superiority.” || And finally, with some vigour, whatever it is he was planning to do, it did not go smoothly.
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Bless you, sir,
May those dearest to you never, after four hours of intricate yet strangely satisfying work assembling a gas-powered barbecue, find themselves at the last minute unable to connect the gas bottle, due to the manufacturer having supplied the product with substandard jubilee clips.
And to head off the inevitable silly remarks: “substandard jubilee clips” does not sound like a band name.
It sounds like a critically acclaimed but commercially underwhelming third album.
“…jubilee clips…” Oh. Hose clamps.
Meanwhile, next to be sacrificed on the altar or wokeness, Carlos Santana.
That, that whole thread. Every comment. Pretty much sums up what is wrong with men today. Such pitifully sad and meaningless creatures.
Well at least one demographic is taking COVID masking seriously.
I want that cube.
Morning, all.
You can buy them. Unsurprisingly, they ain’t cheap.
I rather like the “readers added context” panel:
Heh.
He has goals.
What scary is it’s strange to see everyone being so polite.
Also $4 a ticket!
Why, yes, it is on YouTube.
It’s just so much worse than you could possibly imagine.
So atrocious in fact that I wouldn’t be at all surprised to discover it had been written by Gates himself.
Yes, the juxtaposition of unspeakable horror and good manners definitely adds something.
I remember when a schoolfriend’s dad bought one of the early video recorders, an expensive indulgence at the time, and a copy of Alien. Both of which we were forbidden from touching. This point was impressed upon us in very serious tones. Naturally, days later, we bunked off school for the afternoon and watched it with great excitement. And the following day, boasted to our classmates of how brilliant it was and, by implication, how enormously cool we were.
If memory serves, we coasted on that for days.
Heh. They were simpler times.
Previously
All I could think of was how effective a baseball bat could be to handle that.
Readers are invited to devise morally fitting consequences for ferals who find amusement in repeatedly terrifying random motorists and pedestrians.
What’s scary to me is the glib attitude of the parents about taking quite young children to such a dark and frightening movie. That Narrative is far more chilling to me in a could be a true story context from 1978.
OTOH, I remember taking a date and making out through the whole thing. Hey, you gotta do what you can and let Mother Nature do the rest. We were barely 17 after all.
She could just use a sock. Or not bother and just take stronger medication.
Somewhere, there must be a subreddit where the regulars argue about how a specially-made ‘packer’ is much more validating. I mean, using a sock would just be silly. And we can’t have that.
In related news, don’t forget your O-ring.
Is it wrong for me to want them all to fail to reach orbit, blowing up on the launch pad?
I can think of many.
However, our “liberal” friends have already devised harsh punishments for anyone who describes these sadistic creatures as ferals and savages. So it is fair to also ponder fitting consequences for “liberals”.
That’s the thing. It is malevolent, and obviously so. What we’re seeing – and these videos are legion – isn’t just reckless larking about. It isn’t high spirits. It’s intended to intimidate and distress random people. Because that’s what the ferals enjoy doing. It’s a sense of power.
Anyone who’s been in a car accident, even a near miss, will know how alarming it is, especially if you’ve injured someone, or think you may have. The point of the swerve game is to abuse motorists who have some capacity for conscience. And it’s generally played by those who don’t have that capacity. (If the game didn’t frighten the victims, if they just kept on driving with indifference, I doubt it would be played with such enthusiasm.)
To say nothing of the videos showing pedestrians, including the elderly, getting hit and left sprawled on the pavement by the same spiteful, laughing morons.
The Progressive Minded Thinkers who refuse to recognize this are themselves just as morally defective, and society would benefit from their removal just as much as from the removal of the ferals.
He has goals.
He wants a uterus transplant. Then in-vitro fertilization. Then the first trans woman abortion.
File that under “stunning and brave.” Not depraved at all.
Wife says no.
Found at Roswell?
sock puppet: Apparently, these women have never seen an actual penis because these socks/things are much much too big.
haircut: not letting a robot that close to my head, thankyouverymuch
correcting grammar: I have had black friends who had quite good grammar…except they said axe for ask. Nothing like being incoherent to give employers confidence in your ability to do the job. The woke do not want blacks to succeed, they just want the rest of us to fail.
He wants a uterus transplant.
This was done at Oxford, by a team of nine, and a total of 30 staff for the ludicrously lowball figure of only 25,000 Imperial Dollars.
However, it was between two sisters, so the fundamental anatomy and plumbing were already there.
Minor details, barely an inconvenience.
All the other transplants were also woman to woman, not woman to a Potemkinwoman (not that they aren’t thinking of it for the “affirmation”) and I’ve not found (briefly searching) decent results* on the kid of immunosupressive meds.
There has to be a “no mas” moment or next on the docket of procedures that don’t need to be done will be prostate transplants for the “affirmation”.
*(Though it doesn’t look too rosy)
“Based on science.”
That theatre has had its ups and downs over the years.
It reminded me of the Eurythmics’ Missionary Man music video.
I want the under-car variant for when driving through “vibrant” neighborhoods.
Reality is not their métier.
I want the under-car variant for when driving through “vibrant” neighborhoods.
I believe you mean one of these, which may also be why there are no reports of bicycle idiocy out of South Africa.
See also, for instance, this. Not least the following,
A question we’ve found ourselves asking more than once.
[ Loud shushing sound from male readers. ]
However, it was between two sisters, so the fundamental anatomy and plumbing were already there.
It’s an amazing accomplishment. And thankfully the procedure is out of reach for that gentleman with “goals.”
So far, at least.
Heh. Perceptions of those whose experience includes watching porn to determine averages won’t at all be affected by self selection bias, nosiree!
A small, distant, island with no company but other of their ilk.
Snugly fitting…
The technique is EDM, electrical discharge machining. Often mentioned at r/Machinists.
It works because there are no forces on the tool or workpiece that might affect the tolerances.
but the really amazing thing is, the two parts are not made by a single slicing operation, but separately. Maintaining that precision is tremendously non-trivial.
Think I’ll send this to my liberal in-laws.
Also applies to non-functional meat tubes fashioned from a lady’s arm and leaving her scarred for life in a highly visible area as the price for creating something that no normal person will ever willingly cast eyes on let alone touch.
In such cases the dick-in-a-bag or upmarket sock-sac would clearly be preferable were it not for the psychotic need for self-harm as a way of attracting attention.
(Please Sir. I’ve messed up my italics).
So I see.
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[ Awaits curmudgeonly noises from Muldoon. ]
Gad Saad on Jordan Peterson’s Ontario Court-mandated re-education training:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtpYEBvU0gg
I dare say that I am noticing a theme — an idée fixe, if one will, quite, rather — in the progressive retail experience videos.
There is, lest we forget, a third, er, sturdier option.
Ladies, avert your eyes.
[ Awaits curmudgeonly noises from Muldoon. ]
The edit thing is still banjaxed…
Also applies to non-functional meat tubes…
Want a non-functional meat tube but keep your OEM naughty bits? Good News Everyone! “Non-binary” surgery is here for you “affirmation”.
[ Awaits Disqus fix with increasing impatience. ]
Instead of greeting home invaders with a fusillade of bullets, how about miniature Claymore mines under the welcome mat?
Previously.
That thing that never happens just happened again.
And remember, dear readers, “Genital preferences are transphobic.”
How is that statement (the one in the link) not homophobic?