Friday Ephemera (687)
Yes, but on the upside, it could’ve been vomit. || Careful now. || Nommy-nommy-nom. || On elephants. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || An archive of LEGO instruction booklets. (h/t, Things) || This guy here: “But I do love all people.” || Oh dear, how embarrassing. || Good to know, I guess. || He does this better than you do. || Best write it down because it will be on the test. || Bouncing booty. || Erotic scenes. || The thrill of Titter magazine, October 1945. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || “Is it as common an experience to feel like you have water on your wings?” || His name is Catherine. || Kissy face. || It’s a head–scratcher, a mystery to us all. || Hazards of the highway. || The Mechanical Monsters, 1941. || Makeover. || PIN of note. || The progressive retail experience, parts 483, 484, and 485. || Somewhat related. || And finally, though not for the squeamish, and NSFW, the thrill of phalloplasty.
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For a material scientist.
Possibly.
Perhaps everyone on the left should pay Reparations to the normal people.
White panther.
Homicidal sperm cell.
Who’s the daddy?
Peaceful scene during downpour in Nara.
Australia Man.
Actually saying you hate people, not “hate speech“. Calling that weirdo “him“, “hate speech”. I know it’s not a new observation, but for f…
Maybe if I pinch myself really hard, I’ll wake up.
From his comments, you would conclude that he doesn’t believe conservatives are actually people.
“I have questions”
Morning, all.
It’s hard to say which is more unlovely – the idiocy he mouths, or the air of smugness.
And then of course there’s the hair.
“Racial divide” FFS They never get tired of it.
“I can’t breathe!”, she screamed.
https://twitter.com/WomanDefiner/status/1684408112579506176
The left wing racist’s shirt is a derivation of the 🇺🇸. This seems out of character, am I missing something obvious?
Quite. As is the custom, the concepts of behaviour and personal responsibility are carefully avoided – indeed, entirely ignored – and instead, the reader is invited to fret about insufficient bike lanes, the evils of gentrification, and how “cold” and wicked Mitt Romney is. (Income and race are of course conflated, but whether, say, white and East Asian cyclists who live in the same areas have similar rates of injury and fatality is not mentioned.)
That the phenomenon is largely explained by some cyclists not wearing helmets, and by marked differences in behaviour while cycling, does not seem to concern the author, Taneika Duhaney. Neither subject is explored, at all.
Nor does Ms Duhaney seem interested in, for instance, the proliferation of YouTube and TikTok videos showing cyclists, very often black, who use busy traffic to show off their stunts – say, by suddenly veering towards oncoming cars while doing wheelies and laughing – for thrills, and to deliberately terrify unsuspecting drivers. A phenomenon now fashionable over here too, and which one might have thought relevant.
And so, instead of mentioning the advantages of a cycling helmet, which can be had for $10, or warning against using motorists as unwitting extras in wildly reckless stunts and games of chicken, we get the usual pretentious racial victimhood. Which never seems to go out of fashion, despite its pernicious effects, and even in cases where the sheer perversity of it is hard to miss.
https://archive.ph/okWZB
Steve Sailor with his usual inconvenient statistics. Yes this is about motor vehicle rather than cycle accidents but maybe many of the factors apply to both.
That.
Well, regarding the games of chicken and swerve-master, imagine that you’re one of the drivers being targeted in this way, and being deliberately terrified by a moron, for shits and giggles, and Instagram status. And then, when a collision inevitably occurs, imagine having the aggressor berate you and vandalise your car, backed up by his posse of other strutting little shits.
And then imagine reading an article that, by careful omission and practised excuses, makes such incidents more likely, not less.
What’s he trying to pass as – a mentalist creep?
Oh, come now, ladies. Surely he’s captured the very essence of womanhood…?
What?
Yikes! Have the ‘surgeons’ ever actually seen a real one?
I suppose there have always been doctors willing to do anything for money. But it is unclear to me how many soulless opportunists choose to go into medicine vs. how many are corrupted during the educational process.
Any solution to this problem will require not only strict punishment of these criminals but also some form of reckoning for their apologists and protectors.
Even by the tragicomic standards of the genre, it’s not exactly a triumph. Still, I’d imagine there’s only so much one can do with a flayed piece of forearm.
Just one of the good reasons to decline to do such surgery on the grounds that it is not in the patient’s best interests.
Does not need to have his/her pronouns “respected”; does need antipsychotics.
And yet I’ve seen endless tweets and articles in which the predictable consequences of such behaviour are referred to as “accidents.” As if they were random and inexplicable, and as if one party weren’t deliberately and gleefully creating a situation in which collision is extremely likely, and in which that’s the whole point.
Indeed. Which is why I repeatedly talk about “a reckoning”.
Our ruling classes: The unspeakable in full pursuit of the unachievable.
Is she a Cylon?
No thanks, I’m good.
I’m just going to leave this here, for no reason whatsoever.
Also, this. Because… well, because.
And note the caption: “The muzzle grab is a playful gesture used by a dominant wolf to assert its superiority over another.” Seems imprudent to welcome such a relationship with a wild animal. Or a supposedly domesticated dog, even.
The catchphrase of the rightfully arrested.
Tried that. Several times now. No luck yet.
Shortly after the “martyrdom” of thug George Floyd, I saw several videos from Europe of black criminals screaming “I can’t breathe” as they being arrested.
It’s the shirt that gets me. These clowns will usurp patriotism and the flag soon. And they will get away with it. Because conservatives…”conservatives” are such wishy-washy cowards.
Rebecca Chaillon, a queer Afro-feminist, enriches the Avignon Festival.
…and from down in the comments, a civilized scene in South Africa.
Why do I get the feeling Mitt Romney paid them to say that?
And so, we have wokeness, a weird social-status game, in which players must always make a fuss about disparities in outcome, as if this were scandalous and shocking, while never, ever mentioning obvious disparities in behaviour, and stupidity, and malice.
And in order to play this status game, people who are expensively educated and supposedly very clever will happily become stupid and tie themselves in rhetorical knots:
For instance.
Rappers charter Miami yacht, then hold crew hostage and rob them.
The traditional term for this is piracy. There is also a traditional punishment.
We are often regaled with stories of young black men being aspiring rappers (as well as being good boys who were turning their lives around). This and similar incidents would suggest that achieving their ambition is not always a good thing.
pst,
That traditional punishment, when meted out onshore, included not being cut down until three tides had passed below your feet. The port in this instance was Miami, and on the Atlantic side of Florida, three tides would take a bit more than a day and a half; but if the pirates were transported up to the Panhandle, where the tides are diurnal, it would stretch out past three days. Good to have that option.
And I do love that word “stretch”…
A Star Trek musical? Oh no.
Seems imprudent to welcome such a relationship with a wild animal. Or a supposedly domesticated dog, even
https://www.insider.com/my-dog-bit-my-babys-face-2023-7 – but the real victim is…
A Star Trek musical? Oh no.
I’ll see your Star Trek musical, and raise an Imelda Marcos musical.
Meanwhile, they said we’d have flying cars, instead we get STD Influencers.
How about three tides of rush hour traffic in the hood?
Remember the James Bond car with an ejection seat?
Want.
Well, Eva was a hit, why not Imelda?
That the smugly ignorant have likely never heard the word ‘venereal’ might factor into it also.
Dog and bigger dog.
More opportunities for “woke” outrage: ‘Venereal’ derives from ‘Venus’.
Radical feminists can object to associating a goddess with a disease.
Radical gay activists can object to any allusion to women.
Other “woke” activists can object to associating any single sex with disease.
And so on.
Gene Wilder, a true gentleman
Well, Eva was a hit, why not Imelda?
True, though Peron was a bit more well regarded, at least by her own countrymen and didn’t have to flee the country. OTOH, we could resurrect Rogers and Hammerstein and do a series – “Eva!” (the other one), or “Romanian Holiday” about Ceaușescu , the possibilities are nigh endless..
How about “Winnie – Mother of the Nation” as there are clearly no depths we are unwilling to plunge.
The Stompie Song should be an audience favourite.
Don’t know that one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stompie_Seipei
She had to do it you understand. For the country.
I believe the current madness stems from the loss of a moral compass. A society needs a system to order it, that says X is good and Y is forbidden, that certain things have value or are sacred and others do not. That some actions are moral and some are evil. It does not matter if this order is arbitrary as long as it exists. The Left, in the name of “tolerance” has waged war on all that for 70 yrs. We can no longer say that having sex outside marriage or gay sex is wrong, that being a drunk is wrong, that one should go to church (because we don’t believe in church), or that it is good to be charitable. Any restrictions or standards at all are to be overthrown. The environmental movement has made nature a sacred object so we are going to sacrifice civilization so that nature will be happy and protected. The Left invokes oppression to destigmatize minority crime and lack of work ethic–almost made them another sacred object. The only thing moral most people can find is to rage against oppression, even if they have to rail against imaginary oppression. All this leads to completely unhinged ranting and behavior. It is drowning people grabbing anything to stay afloat.
Ah, thanks. I knew about the incident, just not the names of the victims.
Later, when South Africa has finished destroying its industry and infrastructure and the populace are starving, there will be a different sort of song being sung.
Who’s next?
Meanwhile in Wales…
No need to apologize–except for the small portions.
Late night TV advertisement in the year 2270.
Wow, and they say the younger generations aren’t clever and inventive – check this life hack this young mom just came up with so you don’t have to throw away uneaten food.
Next thing you know one of them will come up with a reusable container – probably call it Supperware or something.
Sentenced for creating “upskirt” videos: Big supporter of new gender identity law. Committee Secretary for Japan’s Communist Party Wataru Onishi.
Did his trial defense mention “from each according to her ability, to each according to his need”?
Will she be wearing a necklace?
Paganism 2.0
Been slacking off as of late.
Civilisational dementia.
I see what you did there.
An atypical life hack: She’s not nearly naked and wiggling her boobies.
Calls to mind a Harlan Ellison story title: “The Beast That Shouted Love at the Heart of the World’. With the added irony that Ellison professed to Care Deeply About Everyone but was impossible to get along with and could be violent.
DO NOT suggest that it’s the culture. Do not. Do not.
I expect some decadence with my civilisational decline.
“probably call it Supperware or something.”
Ah. From the Malumbo tribe?
“Will she be wearing a necklace?”
Firestone? Goodyear?
A strike of note.
pst314: “DO NOT suggest that it’s the culture. Do not. Do not.“
Jesus, it’s not often I’m rendered speechless these days, but…
*bangs head on desk*
Well, quite. And the resulting contradictions – and the determination to avoid acknowledging obvious variables – can offer no hope of a solution or any significant improvement. Instead, we get the habitual displacement of responsibility and lots of pretentious hand-wringing.
As I said in the linked thread,
And if members of a Designated Victim Group dare to suggest that actually they aren’t being oppressed, then Those Who Claim To Speak On Their Behalf can get remarkably peevish.
It reminded me of a report cited approvingly by Peter Matthews in the Guardian, on the supposed phenomenon of litter inequality and the need to “achieve fairer outcomes in street cleanliness,” and which avoided any acknowledgement whatsoever of behaviour, of how the litter actually gets there.
It’s quite the mental dance.
“It’s quite the mental dance. “
“You can dance if you want to…”
In this case, it’s Men Without Heads–or Souls.
check this life hack this young mom just came up
Let’s see, she might be, what, mid 20s? Mom would be about mid-50s & grandma pushing 80.
What the hell happened that a child born/raised during WWII would have never encountered leftovers OR passed that ‘life hack’ down to her kids and grandkids?
It may be a little thing, but it bugs me. Just like when I encounter people who can’t sew on a button or have no clue what “darning a sock” means.
Or Men Without Chests. More to the root of the problem.
What do they think Tupperware* is for?
*Other brands are available.
Form an orderly line.
“Portland has long boasted the title of America’s strippiest metropolitan area.”
Messrs. Lovejoy and Pettygrove would be proud, I’m sure.
(Wikipedia: “Each desired to name the area after his hometown. Pettygrove, from Portland, Maine, won the toss, and the town site became known as Portland, Oregon.” Close call. It might have been Groton, after Lovejoy’s birthplace in Massachusetts. Which I’m sure is a lovely spot, but I think they made the right choice there. Although with hindsight, perhaps not founding the place at all might have been for the best in the long run.)
When I hear about food banks and people not being able to afford to eat, I’ve often suspected that it has more to do with a lack of… organisational planning, let’s say… than of money. Filing this under E for “evidence”.
Dawn Butler MP earlier this month:
Meanwhile in Scotland:
Maybe “clown world” needs some kind of update.
Perhaps “Clown Empire”, “The New Clown Order” or “The Clown Regime”?
What are they?
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When I hear about food banks and people not being able to afford to eat, I’ve often suspected that it has more to do with a lack of… organisational planning, let’s say… than of money
Ditto “food deserts”. A little bit of planning and one can eat well and nutritiously, too, but basic food one has to actually cook – not nuke in the microwave or open a bag of chips – is just not sexy.
To the egress.
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The fish are biting.
Must you laugh quite so loudly, madam?
Form an orderly line.
Pillow? That would make a bean bag chair feel inadequate.
Guy sports.