Friday Ephemera (690)
“Hold the top of the tip and shake all the filling down.” As one does. || Snugly fitting pieces. || They’re just checking your air filters. || Ancient artefact. || I did not know that ladies had four breasts. || Big teats ahoy. || Brains trust at large. Previously. || Pregnancy of note. || Continue the research. || Discrimination, you say. || “That could be a true story.” || These cupcakes are fancier than yours. || Parking 2.0. || You want one and you know it. || It was 1973. || || How to please a progressive. || A project for the weekend. (h/t, Mark) || The progressive retail experience, parts 486, 487, 488, 489 and 490. And 491, 492, 493, 494 and 495. || Correcting basic errors in class is “white racial superiority.” || And finally, with some vigour, whatever it is he was planning to do, it did not go smoothly.
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Oopsie. Almost slipped some truth out there!
Evidently, there are patterns we’re not supposed to notice.
Previously and somewhat related.
Ooopsie. So what is the tipping point proportion of paedophiles in education beyond which it’s all just grooming?
“the spokesperson said … that if Rockensies is convicted, the DOE will move to have her terminated.”
Well geez, that’s a relief. It would be awful to think that she could just strap on a giant pair of comedy breasts and move right on to the next school down the block.
There are so many flashing red lights that we are supposed to ignore.
Not sure how I got to it but some may enjoy this Bad News Bears scouting report. Star player:
Tanner Boyle #12 ShortstopBats/Throws: R/R
Character-Defining Quote: “Jews, sp-cs, n—–s, and now a girl.”
The Good News: While slight in stature and short on talent, Tanner Boyle brings a feistiness that any championship club requires. Anyone who picks a fight with the entire seventh grade won’t back down come crunch time in the playoffs. That scrappiness translates off the field as well, where Boyle is quick to defend his teammates against rivals. Underpinning all his actions is a pure love of the game. When asked if he wanted to quit, Boyle replied: “Crud no, I want to play ball.” He can also use the word “crud” as a noun, adjective, or verb, which, while irrelevant to baseball, is linguistically impressive.
The Bad News: The pint-size shortstop doesn’t get along with Jews, Hispanics, blacks, gays, or women (for starters) — attitudes complicated by the fact that he plays for the only team in the North Valley League that boasts any real diversity on its roster. While his never-say-die attitude on the field makes him a potential leader, his personal prejudices (and unspoken desire to segregate the league) make him a likely clubhouse cancer. It’d also be safer to pass John Rocker a microphone than to let Boyle tackle any post-game press conferences.
O/T – elected official arrested and held in custody for 9 hours for …..………..?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/08/27/tory-councillor-arrested-racial-hate-crime-anthony-stevens/
O/T – elected official arrested and held in custody for 9 hours for …..………..?
“Lord Macdonald, former director of public prosecutions, said: ‘It is essential that police officers are properly trained in the importance of free speech rights and the particularly strong protection that the law gives to political speech.’ ”
I call BS: This is not a lapse in the training of police officers. This is a policy that goes all the way to the top. Lord Macdonald is merely mouthing platitudes to mollify the public while the police continue to ramp up their fascist policies.
Stealing baby formula: in NYC a couple years ago, the most pilfered item was Tide laundry detergent…because it is easy to resell. The thugs doing the stealing are not starving and don’t even support children (though they may have fathered some).
Feminist Homer: seems that Freud was right about penis envy.
Shoplifting: the premise is that only black people steal (a racist assumption to start with) but not even true.
Automation: I would more likely blame the minimum wage which hurts young black men especially.
In other crime news a minor miracle occurs in in The People’s Democrat Socialist Republic of California and flash mob looters are actually arrested.
Whether the DA actually follows through with meaningful punishment if they are convicted remains to be seen.
It was (somewhat) inevitable. Putting aside cultural suicide (something that rational citizens , what handful that are left, should not dismiss lightly) the retailers are quite content to just raise prices and cut costs (e.g. employees) until either the consumers stop buying or the employees quit or go elsewhere. A little of both because it makes business sense actually. The system will totter along quite normally because consumers are too stupid and lazy to change their ways until the wolf is at the door and because employees, especially retail employees, are too lazy and stupid to seek out alternatives. I say ‘especially retail employees’ but professionals like doctors and engineers and such are in context almost as stupid and likely twice as lazy. Eventually something gives and the store owners, mostly big corporations because Mom & Pop don’t have the bank to ride the crisis out and thus are already out of business…which is half the purpose…big store owners use what political pull they have, preferably while keeping their competitors in the dark if possible, to selectively…again, as much as possible…get the police to put down their coffee and donuts and actually police some shit. Maybe they even get the lawyers to look up from the cocaine and p****y that they have their noses buried in and pretend to prosecute a little. But that costs extra.
Germany’s Socialist Democratic Party is advancing a bill to make it illegal to “deadname” someone.
The proper pronouns for every socialist party are “was/were”.
. . . and the proper place for every socialist party member is the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
Germany’s Socialist Democratic Party is advancing a bill to make it illegal to “deadname” someone.
I see. If “Sophie” needs a law to make “random people take him seriously” he probably needs to reassess whether his “transition” is being done right.
The potato fields. Double shifts. Because it makes them productive for the first time, and because it makes their dreams reality.
The potato fields. Double shifts.\
Forks only, bagged by digger and carried to pickup point. No machinery. Pray for a hard frost, enough at least to bend the tines on the forks.
Farnsworth M Muldoon: “In other crime news a minor miracle occurs in in The People’s Democrat Socialist Republic of California and flash mob looters are actually arrested.”
And in tribal lands, ‘Not here, paleface, scram!‘
On the subject of retail theft, see today’s offering.
And in tribal lands, ‘Not here, paleface, scram!‘
That was a thing of beauty.
The crying was music to my ears.
Germany’s Socialist Democratic Party is advancing a bill to make it illegal to “deadname” someone.
“Sophie” does know they put that type of nose ring on the bull, yes?
The potato fields. Double shifts.
Why take a chance they might escape? Besides, sharks need feeding too.
Were I trapped by cretins like that, I like to think that I would guide the frontmost cars as close to the cretins as they can possibly get, then have the drivers lean on the horns. Endlessly.
Have you seen the video of the farmer using his manure spreader to splatter climate protesters with liquid feces?
Ah, that’s an excellent idea. Most people don’t have such supplies, though.
My father once showed us two chemicals that could be mixed to produce skunk smell. I have thought people in areas likely to be infested by such cretins ought to carry those chemicals. Get upwind of the cretins and mix away.
The problem with that is that the climate cretins are far more likely to use such a tactic against normal society than normal society is to use it against them. We don’t need more creative ways for dealing with these people, we simply need the backbone to deal with these people. We don’t have that backbone because we are afraid to even speak up against them. We let things spiral out of control, letting them push us around, disrupting our lives and we even tolerate the government we pay taxes to to prosecute the very few others who get up the nerve to push back. We don’t need tactics. We need to stop being sad, pathetic p****ies.
Note also, from Merrium-Webster, though via Google search I see there are efforts to redefine this history…
Note also, from Merrium-Webster, though via Google search I see there are efforts to redefine this history…
Redefine?? That etymology appears in two old dictionaries in my library: