A reminder that modernity is a helluva thing. || “Poverty simulation event.” The venue, obviously, is a country club. || Incoming. || Question asked. || It’s low-calorie. || Closer to the boss, I guess. || Ungodly bathroom debate. || Because it’s an open wound. || His name is Jezebel Lilith Eve and he is a natural-born lesbian woman. || She uses the time to not listen, while applauding herself. || NASA’s rubber room. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || Women in science. || Portland scenes. || Portland scenes 2. || The progressive retail experience, parts 496, 497, 498, and 499. || The progressive learning experience, a possible series. || It’s different when men do it. || Temptress detected. || I believe this is called influencing. || Today’s word is friction. Also wear-and-tear. || I get the feeling it’s not her first time. || Lost and found. || And finally, a feat of automotive derring-do.

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Convenient chicken. || Yes, but it was classroom wine. || Contains cloves, ginger, nutmeg. || The thrill of extruded meat product. || I think it may be the lighting. || Personal space negotiation. || Travel by bus, they said. || Scenes of collective biscuit relocation. || Marbling of note. || Nommy-nommy-nom. || I’ll take the lot. || Life forms in water. || World of opera deemed insufficiently gay. || Golfing scenes. || Doorstep scenes. || School principal of note. || Transformers, 1942. || Unboxing video. || From above. || Free web tools, for those who like that kind of thing. || Choose your champion. || Moment of glory. || Smoker’s rug. || Sore throats can result. || And finally, I’m assuming it was a matter of some urgency.

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“Hold the top of the tip and shake all the filling down.” As one does. || Snugly fitting pieces. || They’re just checking your air filters. || Ancient artefact. || I did not know that ladies had four breasts. || Big teats ahoy. || Brains trust at large. Previously. || Pregnancy of note. || Continue the research. || Discrimination, you say. || “That could be a true story.” || These cupcakes are fancier than yours. || Parking 2.0. || You want one and you know it. || It was 1973. || || How to please a progressive. || A project for the weekend. (h/t, Mark) || The progressive retail experience, parts 486, 487, 488, 489 and 490. And 491, 492, 493, 494 and 495. || Correcting basic errors in class is “white racial superiority.” || And finally, with some vigour, whatever it is he was planning to do, it did not go smoothly.

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You want one and you know it. || Well, this is embarrassing. || The thrill of bread-making. || New rhino emerges. || “What kind of meat you got?” || Polyamory tips: Imagine them embracing you instead of that other sad tramp. || Designer piano. (h/t, Things) || Passing fashion. || Coastal retreat, £25,000,000. || Enrichment scenes. || The uprising begins. || Battle bucket. || She didn’t get the job. || End Times ahoy. || “Somebody help me.” || Peekaboo. || Niche A.I. || Incoming. || Well, I suppose it’s alright, if you like that kind of thing. Or this kind of thing. || “Oh, there’s one there, look.” || I think you’ll find that one is already in use. || Lotion sold separately. || The thrill of moisturiser. || He makes his own. || Manhood attempted. || Tapping machine. || And finally, leopard fucks about, finds out.

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On the subject of impatience. || The sound of flanging. || Fashion statement. || Today’s word is influencer. || Cliffhanger. || We will catch you. || How to clean your particle accelerator with a ferret. || Not his first rodeo. || Requires more rubbing. || Just think of it as recycling. || Truck driver of note. || That come-hither look. || An I, Claudius reunion. Related. || But lady, you are not “Augustus” with “he/him pronouns.” || It had spring-loaded hammers and “clicky action.” || “A flawless cubic centimetre of glass can withstand 10 tons of pressure.” || Journalism professor wants children to see lots of adult “trans dick.” || The genteel glamour of air-travel. || She doesn’t trust you. || Seventeen something. || See, gender was affirmed. (NSFW) || There are 10,000 foxes living in London. || And finally, today’s other word is comeuppance.

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