Friday Ephemera (754)
Toilet-related suspense. || The slightest of smiles. || Surprisingly upright. || Dinner and a show. || Abundant condiments. || Place your bets. || Cops and robbers. || A beginner’s guide to nuclear physics, explained with Fuzzy Felt. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || A brief history of Super Glue. || I think this makes him King of the Dogs. || Big and flexible. || Social gaffe. || Heavyweight altercation with bonus faeces. || Lifestyle influencers. || Helping hand. || Hairy food. || Monastery. || Incoming. || Incoming 2. || More joys of public transport. || Answers on a postcard, please. || On apotemnophilia, a parable for our times. || Just the one portion, thanks. || Man makes poor decision. || Chopstick stuck. || Snake watch. || A situation had arisen. || And finally, niche kink meets product demonstration.
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Pocket square for last week’s suit?
Didn’t even have to triple-dog-dare him.
Friend ran to the Doctor and asked what to do.
Doctor said you have to suck out the venom.
Friend runs back to snake bite victim.
Victim asks, “What did the Doctor say?”
Friend says, “He said you’re going to die.”
By the way, I saw what you did there with the watch and and the snake bite.
Appropriately, I believe one name for that mould is cat hair!
Oh, I thought you said onomatopoeia.
Never mind.