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Friday Ephemera (704)

December 15, 2023 124 Comments

Doctor’s note of note. || The designated drivers of yesteryear. || A discussion ensues. || Today’s word is inadvisable. || “Dimples are highly valued.” || 14,000 volts. || It’s a ChapStick warmer. || How progressives destroy empathy. || A project for the weekend. || Interlopers or ingredients? || Going that extra mile. || But she wanted a pink Mercedes. || Today’s other word is parenting. || For readers overseas, a scone pronunciation map. || Excuse me, madam… || I’m not sure that one of them is quite what she claims. || On self-checkout supermarkets. || The Christmas spirit. || When your new neighbour announces he’s a self-satisfied dick. || Dating complications. || Blockage of note. || She does this better than you do. || For fun, I’m told. || And finally, tactile adventures in green screen.

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Friday Ephemera (703)

December 8, 2023 79 Comments

Spider in car, some agitation. || The periodic table of tools. || Which party is the aggressor? || “Goes in a lady’s handbag… ideal for picnics.” || “Stay proud,” he said. || “Children with liberal parents more likely to suffer from mental health problems.” || A possible explanation for why cyclists are unloved. || Local colour. || Lively scenes. || At last, a solution to truancy. || Model citizen. || Short quiz. || Remembrance, you say. || The progressive retail experience, parts 524, and 525. || The pipe-smoking woman. || Pleasing habitats, a thread. || Transportation issues. || Well, frankly, you’d never tire of this. || The times, they are a-changin’. || Sir, your mental health problems are not her responsibility. || The freshness can’t be faulted. || And finally, with the holidays looming, some festive scenes.

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Friday Ephemera (702)

November 24, 2023 73 Comments

All the fun of the fair. || All the fun of the fair 2. || Today’s word is fulsome. || It has its own tracking ID. || Yeah, screw those ambulances trying to get to an emergency, says she. || The thrill of can openers. || Incoming. || When you’re getting married and you want glamour and spectacle. || He went exploring. || “She’s more of a woman than I am.” || Modernity is a helluva thing. || Inadvisable. || Impression made. || Parking dispute. || We put the clever ones in reality shows. || “Use your eyes. This isn’t rocket science.” || Always respect the media. || The progressive retail experience, parts 517, 518, 519, 520, 521, 522, and 523. || Erotic bathroom scenes. || Today’s other word is tool. || Love and fentanyl. || The last thing that will ever happen. || And finally, a matter of some urgency.

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Friday Ephemera (701)

November 17, 2023 89 Comments

“I am not a cat.” || Nommy-nommy-nom. || Nude descending. || “Can you give me your phone, please?” || “This weird phenomenon.” || Big fellah. || Mastering a foreign tongue. || Maybe the melting is a bad thing. || Intriguing object. || “It brings them a sense of peace.” || Utopian scenes. Related. || Andromeda is approaching. || New dance sensation. || Novel experience. || Penny drops, but takes a while. || Cooling chair, 1786. || Soho, London, 1956. || Quality time. (NSFW) || I have questions. || Short quiz. || She’s “cute” and she’s “nice,” but she expects you to lie on demand, or she’ll kick you in the teeth. || Jake used to be a trans woman. (NSFW) || Today’s word is gratitude. || And finally, a guide to megalasers, relativistic missiles, and other means of waging interstellar war.

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November 10, 2023 104 Comments

The thrill of smoking cannabis. (h/t, Dr W) || The thrill of boxing fragile objects. || Man explains lesbianism. || Helpful instructions. || The hunt for optimal toasting. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || Artistic license. || Maybe the rattling is a good sign. || She may be a little bit racist. || Road users of note. || The North-South divide, 1970. || Villains falling to their deaths, parts 1-30. || DETRANS, a documentary. || His periods make him feel sad and fatigued, but also “kinda nice.” || “The pull of gravity here is much weaker than anywhere else on Earth.” || The progressive retail experience, parts 512, 513, 514, 515, and 516. || She wants to “be safe” while she does it. || “You’re being a white man.” || Missing keys. || The machine uprising, day 7. || Today’s word is pursuit. || When you’re all prepped for Disney World. || Tastes like perfume. || And finally, the thrill of podcasting.

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