Plot twist. || “She literally rolled her eyes at me.” || I’ll just leave this here, I think. || Clowns and collisions. || Living space. || “I wish you guys didn’t do this.” Or, the progressive retail experience, parts 508, 509, 510, and 511. || Press conference scenes. || Super excited. || Sporting commentary of note. || Your new bedroom companion. || Imagine being this tiresome and needy. || Nommy-nommy-nom. || Not entirely unfair. || “I really like your fur.” || Life-form readings. || Someone at the door, darling. || I do hope you brought your categorisation card. || I know, you have questions. || Man is confused. || Choices were made. See also. || When you’re being made an accessory to their arousal. || Related. || Smack dat ass. || Front-row seat. || And finally, for those of you in search of the latest thing.

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Drummers attempt to speak. || Some activity around the breasts. || Bubble. || Place your bets. || At last, a pre-weakened handrail. || Restraightened rebar, structural properties uncertain. || You know, there may, just may, be a party upstairs. || Purr. || The progressive retail experience, parts 506 and 507. || On crime and incarceration. || Canoe and candle ice. || Kites. || Hallowe’en costume of note. || Incoming creatures. || Squishing avoided, narrowly. || If you laugh at this, you’re a terrible, terrible person. || Blind date, ditto. || Scientists, séances, ectoplasm, and table-tipping. || Question asked. || Question asked, answered. || Decisions were made. || Sexual dysmorphia, a thread. || Edinburgh. || Close enough. || New realms of loveliness. || And finally, a theft is detected.

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An aggravating tool for aggravating tools who talk too loudly. || Fly the skies in style and comfort. || British Seaside Simulator. || And then, quite suddenly, sadness happened. || Assorted bendy rivers. || Fat Bear Week is upon us. || The state of British cooking, with Mr Vincent Price (1972). || Entirely unrelated, substance relocation. || Car relocation. || I believe it’s powered by beer. || Possibly not ideal. || Revealed preference. || Incoming. || Cheeeldren of the night, what music they make. || I’d say they’re sick of your shit. || Sshh, he said. || Tongue action. || Today’s word is turbulence. || Sobriety test. || Excessive toe. || That’s exactly how I would have done it. || You want one and you know it. || The wings are full of fuel. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || And finally, your mind is filthy.

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The secret life of cats. || I’ll be back. || About bordellos. (h/t, o4p1) || The thrill of barrel relocation. || Pair of 1960s Star Trek Tribbles, $2,000. (h/t, Things) || Her thighs are too powerful, you see. || Some gentle sponging may be needed. || Today’s word is influencer. || Question asked. || Dining scenes. || Adornment. || Fair point. A reply in the comments. || Plot twist. || Caption competition. || Spraying scenes. More to come, I suspect. || The progressive retail experience, parts 505(a), 505(b), 505(c), 505(d), and 505(e). || “The modern university is the primary laboratory for the Cluster B pathologies.” See also. || Telling obvious lies. || Meanwhile, in women’s gaming and e-sports news. || How to make Worcestershire Sauce. (h/t, Mark) || Today’s other word is focus. || And finally, fashionably, the thrill of early Eighties hair.

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“It doesn’t like my wife.” || AI deepfake translation demo. (h/t, Damian) || Insufficiently adhesive. || How to immobilise bees. || Bees and string. || Acid bassline generator. || It’s a job. || Or you could just brush. || Enrichment opportunity. || Stoopin’. || Nice save. || I can imagine your surprise. || Foodstuff disagreeable. || Stealth defecation. || “The 3D-printed surface is made of a material that repels faeces easily.” || Heimsoeth & Rinke K-model Enigma Cipher machine, circa 1940, £120,000. (h/t, Things) || Romantic night in. || Platform reduction in progress. || The progressive retail experience, parts 500, 501, 502, 503, and 504. || Patience tested. || When your children are props. || Not sure about the daylight gap. || On sorting. || One of these things is not like the other. || Today’s word is fondleworthy. || And finally, tremble, all ye enemies of freedom.

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