Friday Ephemera (738)
At last, the ever-changing pronoun pin you’ve always wanted. || Loud chomping, heard from below. || The thrill of personal airbags. || Suboptimal situation. || Still a bear, madam. || Man cave, not bear cave. || He was not entirely cooperative, and then there was the business with the machete. || How to remove those whale skeletons from your ceiling. || Milky loveliness. || From 1963, a laboratory of smells and some educated noses. || She “felt God’s presence,” you know. || Unwell woman, one of many. || When you’re a little too into yourself. || A cunning use of cardboard. || At least the ducks were unharmed. || Odd dog. || Further to last week, more thrills of frog venom. || Big horse fart. The fart, I mean, not the horse. || Moths and butterflies. || And finally, in case you didn’t know, they unfold.
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Sven the Farting Horse is an unusual name for a YouTube channel.
Trans person looks for “love” on Grindr, finds only drug addicts and extreme losers, blames conservatives.
They don’t call the other guy “the deceiver” for nothing.
There’s not nearly enough smiting going on these days.
Should that have been included with the preceding entry?
Oh for a portable lightning generator.
Duck.
Sven the Farting Horse
Well, there is Walter the Farting Dog.
@pst314
https://youtu.be/bSQAmZN6WEY
Trans person looks for “love” on Grindr, finds only drug addicts and extreme losers…
With a user name like “FentEnjoyer54” I am shocked that a person can only find drug addicts and extreme losers. Truly an unfathomable conundrum.
‘A cunning use of cardboard.’
Missed a couple. Could have got the lot with a shotgun!
‘He was not entirely cooperative, and then there was the business with the machete.
You have to wonder at the mentality of someone facing armed cops who thinks ‘It’s OK, I’ve got a machete, I can win this!’
Creamy! 🤢
Morning, all.
Absolutely. But the mindset is not at all uncommon. See pretty much any episode of Cops or Live PD. Counting the examples of bewildering decision-making would make for a hardcore drinking game.
According to devotees,
Which sounds enticing.
I once worked in a place with a communal fridge and someone had bought almond milk sweetened with apple juice. Instead of, you know, milk. I took a cautious sip and assumed it had expired, catastrophically. But apparently that’s just how it tastes.
Twenty-five years later, I still remember the experience.
What goes up…
Just decided we’re having shrimp for tea.
Blaming the rather marginal gentlemen he encounters on being in “a conservative town” was quite the manoeuvre. Very bold. And hey, his quest to find true love, by browsing Grindr, took up the whole day.
Still, at least we now know that it’s possible to be a fentanyl user and to simultaneously look down on cocaine users. Which is not what I’d have expected, to be honest.
They don’t call the other guy “the deceiver” for nothing.
I can’t remember the source, but there was one depiction of Lucifer I recall where he was scrupulously honest. Never told a lie. The trick was that he phrased things such that people assumed or inferred things that were untrue, but he never told an actual lie. The apellation “Prince of Lies” referred to the lies he got people to tell themselves.
[ Passes Daniel glass of almond milk sweetened with apple juice. ]
[ Peers over spectacles. ]
Moron with a death wish.