The Thought Process Escapes Me
From the Maltese town of Sliema, scenes of vibrant door-knocker relocation:
The Mayor of Silema, a small town in Malta, has appealed for witnesses after a man stole his door knob.
What kind of person goes around stealing door knobs?! pic.twitter.com/52iKgeOHia
— Rare | ♻️🇬🇧 (@RareRestore) August 31, 2026
The gentleman, whose identity has not been disclosed, is, it turns out, involved in “other ongoing court cases.”
Via EmC.
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I don’t think there is a thought process.
What struck me, other than the oddness, was a sense that it’s the kind of crime we’re likely to be seeing with greater frequency.
I hesitate to extrapolate too wildly, but we do seem to be seeing incidents with a certain unhappy resonance. A things-to-come quality.
I mean, is it wrong, somehow wicked, to be reminded of this?
Your universe has no meaning to them.
Clue.