The Thought Process Escapes Me
From the Maltese town of Sliema, scenes of vibrant door-knocker relocation:
The Mayor of Silema, a small town in Malta, has appealed for witnesses after a man stole his door knob.
What kind of person goes around stealing door knobs?! pic.twitter.com/52iKgeOHia
— Rare | ♻️🇬🇧 (@RareRestore) August 31, 2026
The gentleman, whose identity has not been disclosed, is, it turns out, involved in “other ongoing court cases.”
Update:
Update:
Our aspiring knob engineer returned to pinch the other one, thus completing his set of stolen knockers. pic.twitter.com/TU4buTaSBH
— Rare | ♻️🇬🇧 (@RareRestore) September 1, 2026
The above now seems weirdly close to a comedy sketch.
Via EmC.
Consider this an open thread. Share ye links and bicker.
It’s the catering you see, not the relative numbers.
So per open thread and per my previous comment regarding the very first work of art that I have commissioned, behold the masterpiece! Oooh, I feel like a Medici!