Friday Ephemera (840)

You have to really get in there. || The rise and fall and rise of Rome, in three minutes. || When you need more middle finger. || The itchiness was bothersome. || His is bigger. || Dog and human beings. || Women and power tools. || A brief history of the Cornish pasty, 1972. || A Scandal in Bohemia, 1984. || A job to which I would not be suited. || What are you? || I’m assuming your arrangements are less exciting than this. || Puppy relocation of note. || Three theories regarding pubic hair. || The progressive retail experience, parts 766 and 767. || On those pretentious land acknowledgements. || She doesn’t give you permission to arrest her. || Three-point turn. || The oven did it. || A lady of the left. || A lot of turtle. || Challenging stereotypes. || The thrill of flu season. || Osaka fireworks.

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