There Was An Attempt To Buy Instant Coffee
Specifically, in a London branch of Sainsbury’s:
Coffee in case in Sainsburys store in London
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— London & UK Street News (@CrimeLdn) September 13, 2025
It does, I think, capture the absurdity of where we are.
For those blissfully unfamiliar with the phenomenon above and how it came to be, broader context can be found here. Along with some telling contortions from our progressive betters.
And from which, this:
We will lock up the product, but not the thief. And utopia will surely follow.
Ms [Martha] Gill is not alone, of course. According to her Guardian colleague Owen Jones, expecting persistent shoplifters to face consequences for their actions is now among “the worst instincts of the electorate.” Because shoplifters are “traumatised,” apparently. The real victims of the drama.
At which point, a thought occurs. If repeated thieving is so high-minded and so easily excused, perhaps Ms Gill and Mr Jones would be good enough to publish their home addresses, the whereabouts of any valuables, and the times at which they’re likely to be out, or at least preoccupied or unconscious.
Or do our betters only disdain other people’s property?
See also, the Progressive Retail Experience series, a recurring feature of Friday’s here, and whose entries currently number 666.
Consider this an open thread. Pick a subject, any subject.
If you don’t lock up the thief, everything starts to look like a prison.
Now they can shoplift crap coffee and a plastic box.
I think that bears repeating.
I believe they’ve been dubbed diversity boxes.
[ Slurps mug of Waitrose No.1 Sumatra Mandheling. ]
Look at the bright side, the guy was prevented from buying instant coffee which is an abomination only fit for use while you are riding out a nuclear catastrophe or the like.
Somewhat tangentially related:
Perhaps they could even be visited by “diverse individuals” who will do them the extra courtesy of making them unconscious.
But remember, theft is protest. According to our betters.
This,
Made me think of this.
[ Slurps mug of Waitrose No.1 Sumatra Mandheling. ]
-Hey waitaminit! YOU run a BAR – what’s wrong with what’s on tap, that you gotta’ drink COFFEE?
Or, whatever-the-fr1g “Waitrose #1 Sumatra Mandheling” is…
Many have asked.
We’re still waiting for the lab results.