There Was An Attempt To Buy Instant Coffee
Specifically, in a London branch of Sainsbury’s:
Coffee in case in Sainsburys store in London
( saphling ) pic.twitter.com/rEEE1LpEpH
— London & UK Street News (@CrimeLdn) September 13, 2025
It does, I think, capture the absurdity of where we are.
For those blissfully unfamiliar with the phenomenon above and how it came to be, broader context can be found here. Along with some telling contortions from our progressive betters.
And from which, this:
We will lock up the product, but not the thief. And utopia will surely follow.
Ms [Martha] Gill is not alone, of course. According to her Guardian colleague Owen Jones, expecting persistent shoplifters to face consequences for their actions is now among “the worst instincts of the electorate.” Because shoplifters are “traumatised,” apparently. The real victims of the drama.
At which point, a thought occurs. If repeated thieving is so high-minded and so easily excused, perhaps Ms Gill and Mr Jones would be good enough to publish their home addresses, the whereabouts of any valuables, and the times at which they’re likely to be out, or at least preoccupied or unconscious.
Or do our betters only disdain other people’s property?
See also, the Progressive Retail Experience series, a recurring feature of Fridays here, and whose entries currently number 666.
Update, via the comments:
Jen quotes this, from the post linked above,
She adds, drily,
Well, it’s quite the feat to construe brazen and habitual thieves who merrily degrade the lives of those around them – the ones sexually assaulting retail staff and brandishing machetes – as somehow being the victims of the drama, the ones deserving of our empathy and indulgence, the ones who shouldn’t be punished.
While blaming the law-abiding, on whom they prey.
And while pretending not to know that the kinds of people who thieve and loot repeatedly, dozens or hundreds of times, often while visibly exulting in a sense of power, an ability to menace others, are quite likely to behave in other vividly anti-social ways. And while somehow ignoring the damning statistics of her own chosen sources.
I mean, even by the standards of the Guardian and Observer, that’s some pretty solid perversity. One might, for instance, contrast Ms Gill’s article, or that of Mr Jones, with all available statistical data, with the accounts of the victims, and with actual footage of the crimes in question – I’ve shared 666 examples to date – and then behold the utterly jarring dissonance.
As I said in an earlier thread,
And Ms Gill’s Observer article is littered with quite glaring factual and logical errors – things that a professional journalist should know and which are easily found out. And yet she somehow doesn’t know, or pretends not to know, and makes no effort whatsoever to check. Because moral perversity is, among her peers, much more statusful.
Again, a psychology worthy of study.
Consider this an open thread. Pick a subject, any subject.





The comestibles might suffer.
Moreso than now.
Well, their lawyers are.
Experts.
Many of them are, by explicit policy.
Many more are, I believe, hoodrat grifters and Democrat/leftist grifters.
And, of course, “violence interrupter” is a useful camouflage for evil people.
In addition to the ill-fitting shoes, I couldn’t help but notice the heavy breathing.
But it’s totally not a fetish, right?
Hypnotized re scott adams: As much as it pains me to disagree with Adams, I don’t feel sorry for them. I remember as a kid being uneasy with group-think. Like a classmate in 7th grade who was all-in opposing Goldwater and I thought “how can he know anything about that?” Or hippies going too far with the “drop out” nonsense. I was then the same age as these carjackers. Failing to educate yourself about the issues is a choice. Believing nonsense is a choice. Believing blatant crazy is for sure a choice.
Violence interrupters: hahahaha grifters gotta grift. No evidence whatsoever that this strategy, whatever it is, works. Chicago has spent a fortune on such “alternatives” to policing. Instead of, you know, detective work or responding to 911…. and while they stopped the gunshot listening system because it was racist (only being installed where gunfire was common like southside chicag, you see, not in say Wilmette).
They commonly claim that “for example” for domestic violence calls you only need to send a social worker, when this is in fact one of the most dangerous types of calls. For many crimes the thugs are long gone when cops arrive (burglary for example) but for domestic violence two very aggitated and maybe high/drunk people are there.
It is almost like, of all the possible solutions to a problem, they pick the one least likely to work.
Band name.
You can find the original Jezebel article documenting the cursing of Charlie Kirk here:
https://web.archive.org/web/20250910211924/https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/paid-etsy-witches-curse-charlie-124930762.html
It seems pretty clear to me how the author really feels about Charlie Kirk.
Things I did not know.
What is it with 7th grade and this nonsense?* When I was in 7th grade in parochial school one day in Bible class we all had to tell about how each of us became Christians. Everyone had some dramatic story to tell. On the road to perdition but they were saved. Had some dramatic moment where they found Christ. Oh, the stories. We were 12-13 year olds in middle class white suburban America. Everyone but me and two other guys. Looking back I realized that they were the only two other people in that room that I could trust.
*Yes, I know.
Bingo. Gives them an opportunity to show how much smarter they are than you shallow minded idiots.
In 6th or 7th grade my class was subjected to an “educational” visit by a Black Panther who informed us that white people are all blue eyed devils, etc. All very bewildering to a 10 year old boy.
Our class was also taken to a dramatization of one of Leroi Jones’s deranged works. (That was before he changed his name to Amiri Baraka, who current readers may recognize for his paranoid, anti-Semitic “Who blew up America?” rant about 9/11.)
Girl band.
Sweet: Visas revoked for Bob Vylan and all members of his band.
For a self-proclaimed “creator on the noosphere” he doesn’t think much. (Or he lies.)
Also: I haven’t encountered “noosphere” in very many years. Seems like a term beloved mostly by pretentious and silly people.
He lies.
I vaguely recall being assigned Teilhard de Chardin’s The Phenomenon of Man in a freshman survey class, and thinking that it was merely a farrago of wild speculation largely ungrounded in evidence…but not as silly as Charles Reich’s The Greening of America. (The latter might be characterized as liberalism’s exercise in masturbatory self-praise.)
IOW, “We want to make clear that this isn’t a retraction or apology.”
¡Albricias!
Everyone who’s surprised by this, stand on your head.
When the most prominent members of an ethnic group are exposed as friendly to criminals, it’s hard to argue against mass deportations.
The mechanism that governs surprise seems to be out of service at the moment.
I think that’s a recent phenomenon. I’m not sure if it starts in the 1970s with Second Wave feminism or if it goes as far back as the Victorian era, but literature prior to that time is not at all reticent about describing toxic female behaviour. Its just that women’s social and political influence was so tightly constrained there was a practical limit to how much damage they could do.
There seems to be a correlation between the collection/collation of books and smug, ivory-tower superiority. As a voracious reader myself I am repeatedly put off by the assumption among many such that reading a lot of books somehow makes one smarter, better-educated, or more knowledgeable than people who do actual things in the real world.
Oh, yes. The left does love their “reformed” criminals.
High-value, easily resold, small and portable.
Vlad Tepes did nothing wrong.
Yes, I think so. (Hence my use of the word modern.) It brought to mind the recent and disastrous remake of Snow White, the writers of which seemed to find incomprehensible, or at least indigestible, the moral of the tale that they were busily turning into shit.
Readers are invited to speculate as to why that might be.
As noted recently,
Don’t think I can add to that.
“…surprise is no longer adequate and he is forced to resort to astonishment”
This can be applied to liberal objections to capital punishment. We can put our beloved pets to sleep with a simple, single injection, but in essence torture killers to death with a long ritual. Thanks to liberals.
It was never about solving the problem, but always about maintaining power and funding.
I like to point out that the villain of Disney’s Frozen is *Anna*. Every bad thing that happens in the film happens as a direct result of Anna placing her own selfish whims of the moment over the safety and well-being of everyone around her. She physically abuses Kristof and destroys his property.
Alas, haven’t seen and can’t comment.
Or given what you say, maybe not alas.
Simon Webb on instant coffee:
Heretic! There is no such thing as decent instant coffee! To the correction booth!
From this develops a discussion of brilliant author James Baldin, the frequently mediocre to execrable books found in “black authors” sections of bookstores, publishing quotas for black authors, and the inevitable decline in quality when producers know their product will be purchased regardless of its quality.