Friday Ephemera (826)
Modern problems. || They’re behind you. || Do you want to buy a belt? || King of the combover. || Life in a one-loo village, 1970. || An archive of tangible media, from magnets and grooves to coatings and pins. (h/t, Things) || An archive of punch cards. || An archive of vintage cycling publications. || Not in fact harmless, it turns out. || Just call him Daddy. || I’m sure more drag-themed programming will fix that in no time. || Nuts. || Got milk? || Gentlemen callers. || Incoming. || Help incoming. || Answers on a postcard, please. || A three-way interspecies negotiation. || The progressive retail experience, parts 745, 746 and 747. || The thrill of physics. || At last, drag-queen rugby. || A situation is reported. || Diversity has occurred. || At those elegant snuff parties, your nostrils will be revitalised.
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Cultural enrichment: “Migrant” kills baby duck and wants to kill white people.
Two step solution: 1. Mob administers beating sufficient to prevent all future misbehavior. 2. Everyone shuts up.
And none of what sways the 60% will be based on logic and reason. It’s the repetition, intimidation, and volume that defines the perception of reality.
Oh dear, up-buggered link detected.
Dammit, Muldoon!
Correct link.
[ Disables the up-buggered link klaxon. ]
Odd how crime was lower when wages were lower; health care wasn’t guaranteed; food security depended on effort; child care wasn’t even a phrase; housing was dependent on effort; schools weren’t infested with teacher’s union parasites, and addicts were run out of town.
“What if our world is just a tiny speck….”
Lessee…Hexadecimal keyed in manually on a machine with 1 Kilobyte of RAM. PL/1 on punch cards. Fortran 2, IV, V on cards. 1972-5
When the video demonstrates you’re liars …
No wonder the UK authorities hate Musk.
Shot
Chaser
It strikes me that the BBC is in much the same position as the chap mentioned here:
A similar dynamic, I think.
The progressive status positioning – the fashionable assumptions that underpin so much of the BBC’s content and news coverage – are antithetical to much of the country’s viewers, or potential viewers, and indeed insulting to them. And very much at odds with any claim to public-funding legitimacy.
If an illustration is needed, this comes to mind:
One of many examples that could be wheeled out.
See also BBC broadcaster Dan Snow, mentioned here.
“Our BBC”
It hasn’t been “our” BBC for decades.
It’s worked before.
Contradiction noticed: “they can barely move” and “it jumped into a boat”.
Forget it, he’s rolling.
Watching the ad, I had no idea who the supposedly familiar and endearing BBC ‘faces’ are. I recognised Louis Theroux and a Dalek and that was about it. And so the effect was merely to remind me of how the BBC hasn’t been a part of my cultural life for a very long time. Which in turn brought to mind why.
The gloriously maniacal Red Queen solo from “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.” It was choreographed by the same fellow who did the American in Paris musical.
https://youtu.be/dEVsxMkplH4?is=fqREV17a7qOe2bUY
Make that “cite any source”. Cite your sources, dammit. But the last thing journalists and editors want is for their readers to be able to check their work–or, worse, to learn how to do their own research.
Regarding which.
Passing trash.
[ Looks at order for Chinese takeaway. ]
[ Quietly adds salt-and-pepper chips. ]
[ Regrets nothing. ]
Oh no! Anyway…
Critical point
This has always been true: The Constitution has no magical power. The Constitution depends on the nation’s culture, otherwise it’s just words on paper. The Constitution can protect us only if the judges respect the Constitution. Get enough “liberal” judges willing to ignore it, and freedom dies–and the left has been laboring for generations to reach that point.
Gene Kelly?
I AM FULL OF CHINESE FOOD.
That is all.
“Oberlin struggle session”
[ Weighs merits of sliced nectarines with Greek yoghurt, honey, and a splash of double cream. ]
[ Involuntary salivation commences. ]
Do you not have sliced nectarines with Greek yoghurt, honey, and a splash of double cream?
[ Eats with needless loudness. ]
Low-carb diet means I will only have a small serving of blueberries later. I like carbs, but I like not being fat and diabetic even more.
[ Weeps for lost childhood of unlimited fruit, ice cream, noodles, and pizza. ]
[ Scrapes spoon around bowl gratuitously. ]
Georgia peaches are in season. It’s a brief window for the good stuff but, well…you don’t need to know any more than that. I’m sure your nectarines and augmentations will suffice you.
[Fred’s dog hears, from across the pond and CONUS, the spoon scraping sound. Gets Uber to SFO, buys ticket on next flight to Heathrow.]
Of course she has her own credit card. Doesn’t your dog?
Here, it’s pluot season. So many yummy cultivars to choose from.
[ Sprawls on sofa, sated. ]
[ Awaits second half of Swan Song, in which Columbo tangles with a murderous country singer played by Johnny Cash. ]
Saturday night and I’m livin’ it large.
The failure of asylum policies:
(via)
The proper response to this is this:
[ Retrieves leftover blueberries from fridge. Removes lid. Sees mold. Screams. ]
I’ve cucumber, onion, and tomato marinating in a vinaigrette.
This story makes me happy … and sad. Because it doesn’t seem that long ago that kids looking to make some spending money and going to neighbors to do chores and yard work was pretty common.
Christopher Wheeldon, who was a principal in the Royal Ballet, and the New York Ballet company, is a superb choreographer. Clever, funny, witty, willing to make ballet dancers step outside their usual routines. Here’s a link to the “American in Paris” pas de deux.
https://youtu.be/CZG8jnzRC3k?is=eYeqZ0dPgJUs4QdW
The Leslie Caron / Gene Kelly dance in the original is amazing. But for my money, I can watch Cyd Charisse dance all day.
https://youtu.be/c5j0_ZYjk7M?is=nyMRmY7nrS8mogWa
The progressive public transit experience
TERRIFYING: Zohran Mamdani attended Friday prayers at a mosque where the imam literally called for the killing of infidels (non-Muslims).
What’s terrifying isn’t the prayer or that Mamdani participated, it’s that the people of NYC were actually stupid enough to elect such an obvious charlatan and a large percentage of the broader Democratic Party is cool with him. The people who tolerate this cancer are the real problem.
I planted a peach tree last year, and in the spring it bloomed prettily.
Then when the fruits were the size of kidney beans there was a late frost, and not just mine but every peach within 200 miles was lost.
Example given.
Previously in the world of not understanding.