Friday Ephemera (790)
And lo, his chakra was awakened. || He’s their king now. || With utmost care. || Drinking coffee from a cup made of coffee. || How to repel customers. || Hey, ladies. || Hot and lumpy. || A project for the weekend – requires patience and a jumping spider. || She calculates your privilege in the fat hierarchy. || Pizza bubbles. || Biblical angels. || Giger’s Alien. || He loves it, you know. || Scholarship, you say. || Claim, counterclaim, indignation. || Godliness detected. || Hey, kids, meet the switched-on bishop and her crew. || “A beautiful woman by day, a lusting queen wasp by night.” || Nommy-nommy-nom. || Neighbourliness. || I did not know that. || Unseen sitter, 2:30 am. || Fitness regime. || He’ll fit right in and flourish, I’m sure. || And finally, as a dentist, she doesn’t have to obey the law.
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As I’ve said before, the reality series Cops was eye-widening in this regard. And the behaviour of the people that the police encounter can, to the civilised, seem bewildering and surreal.
I’d guess that few people here are accustomed to, for instance, scenes such as this. I don’t live among people who would behave in such a way, and, unremarkably, wouldn’t care to. But I’ve learned to bear in mind that such creatures do exist. And that our minds, mine and theirs, are not at all alike.
Yo Mama so funky, she used Secret…and it told.
While rummaging in some boxes in a closet, I recently unearthed a handful of cassette mixtapes and demos and whatnot from thirty-odd years ago. Now toying with the idea of ordering from Amazon one of those cheap Walkman-style cassette players that can copy old crap into a digital format. Not sure whether the results will be amusing or mortifying.
I’ve given up on trying to keep up with format changes. For a long time, I just kept the old technology players but it’s gotten to be too much.
Somewhere, underneath tubes of Christmas wrapping paper and some tins of paint, we have a crate of 12″ singles. Haven’t owned a turntable since 1994.
For David:
Man, this dude is funkier than 19 yards of chitlins’ with onions and sardines on the side . . . now, THAT’S funky!
Vinyl is all the rage again. You get to spend $60 for an album that cost $5.99 when it was released. I dumped my vinyl the first time my wife and I moved and now my son is spending a fortune on acquiring it.
Yo Mama so funky she make onions cry.
I am going to hell for laughing at this.
[ Muffled chuckling from The Other Half. ]
By the way, tonight’s X-Files rewatch after thirty-odd years will, I’m told, be Ice.
I dumped everything except a few that are not available in CD or download form.