Friday Ephemera (753)
Just a bit of a bump. || Boiling water is hard. || How to build an omni-directional bike. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || Bills above. || The adventures of Rupert the Bear. || Because he has been deemed more important than you, ladies. || Dinner and a show. || I’m guessing it tickles. || Good to know. || I suppose it would pass the time. || And it’s wipe-clean, which is always a bonus. || Clearly, she was feeling it. || Venting, near and far. || Vending-machine diplomacy. || Does a doctor’s self-vasectomy video count as oversharing? || Fat Japanese mascots jammed in infrastructure. || More joys of public transport. || Today’s words are time and place. || Pianist enhancement. || Pottery and LEGO, together at last. || Four legs good. || And finally, the experiment in time travel was not without its hazards.
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Oops.
Weather report.
“Nothing happens for forty-five minutes…“
The cover art for that magazine followed a very “rigid” formula.
And the Zappa album Weasels Ripped My Flesh was “stolen” from one of them.
There are a few blogs which collect them for their humor value.
That “nothing” is why it’s still a classic.
She can Plyler v. Doe all day long, maybe do a TikTok with dancing leftist SCOTUS judges under rainbow flags and even produce a real, live unicorn but none of that will create a “right” to a free education. An educated person, SCOTUS judges or not, should be able to understand that. Should. Yet a majority of judges who were educated in the 20th century did not understand this in 1982. A century that flattered the legal system and especially the judiciary into believing that they can just create rights out of thin air. Like they were gods or something . People , educated people, of the 18th and 19th centuries understood this. The decline and rot has been going on for a long time now.
Doubtful. Insufficient fumes, insufficient neurons.
Yes, very much so. And while effective, the character set-up still has a pleasing economy.
In fact, the whole film holds up really well. The only weak points that come to mind are Parker’s struggle with the headless Ash – the hands really do need to move – and the closing shot of the creature being blasted by the escape shuttle’s engines. After all the careful use of shadow, of not letting us see, that one shot makes it clear we’ve been terrified by a very tall and skinny man in a rubber suit.
In contrast, I saw most of Alien: Romulus a few weeks ago – it was uploaded in its entirety to YouTube – and dear God, it was bad. My flickering interest had been completely extinguished after about forty minutes.
Bint sings.
OK, can do…
♪♫Honkeys and crackers, hillbillies and ofays,
Honkeys and crackers, hillbillies and ofays,
Brits and Aussies, Kiwis, no Irish
Brits and Aussies, Kiwis, no Irish
Krauts and Polacks, Russkis no Frenchmen
Krauts and Polacks, Russkis no Frenchmen
Let’s Balkanize all of the things♪♫
Think I’ll stick with The Walrus and the Carpenter.
We also all know (right?) that ICE is highly unlikely to barge into a classroom, upset the other students, disrupt their learning, etc. in order to detain one or two children. Like they imagine they would see on some low budget TV show. Again, people watch and read and otherwise consume waaaaay too much fiction. As much as I might enjoy seeing these stunning and ever so brave women (or “women”) get teached themselves.
A fresh snowfall does much to make places look better than they are.
A ‘right’ to a free¹ education does not a sanctuary from law enforcement make.
¹ Like ‘free’ healthcare, there ain’t no such thing.
Yes. I was wondering myself. Got rather angsty. In a goatsee, two-girls-one-cup kind of way.
[ Whistles nonchalantly. ]
Weather report from Florida, and the Gulf (of America) coast in general. There was a great video of a bunch of frat boys plunging into the water from the snow mounds on the beach in Pensacola but damned if I can find it now.
Everyone will be ecstatic to learn that I can in fact remain logged-in here on two different computers. Thanks for the advice.
The adventures of Rupert the Bear.
Who knew you could get there by bus? Standing room only, I’ll bet.
Would have been a game changer in my 20s.
Centipede: many of them have a poisonous bite. I would want some assurances before doing that…ignoring the creepy factor of course.
Robots: much worse with a human head on it. Yikes.
Saw a clip of Trump talking about wind turbines: “the wind blows, then it doesn’t, kills birds, expensive, we don’t need windmills” (roughly). I think he may be even smarter than Musk.
Your diversity stabbing of the day.
Baby steps.
It’s as if they’re all either jihadists or child rapists or just psychotic.
[Plugs ears with fingers] I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALA NOT LISTENING LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU WHAT ARE YOU SAYING LALALA etc.
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ICE is highly unlikely to barge into…
I always wondered about that famous SWAT-guy-Alian-Gonzales photo from 25 years ago. Who took the photo? Why was the photographer there? Is it normal to have photographers accompanying armed police who may be blasting away at any stage of a home search?
Or maybe, just maybe it was staged as a centerpiece for an emotionally-charged subject.
Nah, couldn’t be.
One of the pieties of school teaching is that “we do it for the kids”.
In my experience as a teacher, we do it for the money. I don’t know anyone who would do the job for free. Some of, of course, do some of it unpaid — coaching sports teams, running drama events etc. The ones that bleat the loudest about “we do it for the kids” are the least likely to do any extra-curricular activities.
I do after-school tutorials in my classroom most days. I know that if I tried that in some other schools that I would be told to desist. Generally the most unionised. Apparently my actually doing it for the kids would make the other teachers feel bad about how little they actually cared which would trigger cognitive dissonance.
A friend was told at his school by other teachers that he needed to stop working so hard.
So my alarm is set off by these teachers who say that they would resist ICE. I suspect their joy from their work is thinking how awesome they are in having the right views. Rather than getting their joy from, you know, teaching better.
Or any combination of the above.
For the same reason television news crews were at the Branch Davidian compound outside of Waco. The alphabet agencies want to cow the populace (demonstrating just how butch they are is lagniappe) & pictures & video grab the attention. Oh, and budget cycles – the ATF planned the Branch Davidian raid to coincide with budget negotiations.
The only time that happened to me was when I was working with unionized employees.
Cruel but fair.
Well, yes. Leftists can certainly get away with that shit. They can burn down buildings, etc. and the media will get all, “law-and-order-by-god, isn’t this what you conservatives demand?” But let someone on the right do that…well, hell just look at the hysteria as it is.
Dovetails with my experiences in Florida mentoring students. They said they wanted help, yet when they got help, absolutely free help, they stumbled about, oops forgot to call you, etc. etc. I suspected that the mentor programs were mostly a cover. I even wondered, since businesses were bragging about how much they helped, if there wasn’t a grift going on where, sure there were a few people helping but they were slipping money under the table for the virtue-signals in their marketing. Seemed like a stretch when it first occurred to me. Lately, not so much.
Astronomers announced and then deleted an asteroid because it turned out to be Elon Musk’s Tesla Roadster
They’re upset because he didn’t leave the parking lights on.
Space is big.
Space is dark.
It’s hard to find
A place to park.
Burma Shave.
THE CASE AGAINST DR. EITHAN HAIM IS DISMISSED!
I AM NOT SICK OF WINNING LIKE THIS!
The first thing I marveled at was the landscape orientation of the video.
I’m afraid it’s common enough for snowboarders and skiers to fall into a tree well and never come out again. Sometimes it happens right next to a groomed trail.
It’s even got a name: non-avalanche related snow immersion death (NARSID). In the U.S., 4-5 people die every year from NARSID.
That guy was hella lucky. Blessed, even.
Big fish.
Small pond.
Cluster B.
Rubber = fetish gear
Grok provides the plot summary.
That guy who was pushed onto the subway tracks last year and survived?
Here’s his story.
And it includes these incredible paragraphs:
Am I reading that right? The reporter says he doesn’t “condemn the subway system as a lawless labyrinth” and articulates a different message. Which is, “Unacceptable. Do better. Protect your citizens.”
So… he IS condemning the subway system as a lawless labyrinth.
Layers of editors and fact-checkers. Yup.
No lies detected.
And attempts at course correction are made triggering by the fact that the status quo, here and in the US, has been so perverse, to an extent one might regard as deranged, or treasonous. The degree of pretence and mental contortion that’s been required in order not to register the perversity, on so many fronts, is a tricky thing to undo. When so much imaginary piety has been staked on the affirmation of obvious wrongs, there’s a lot of resistance to overcome.
Hence my discussion mentioned upthread, in which, for instance, arguing for secure, affordable electricity as a priority, a necessary precondition of just about everything else, is regarded as scandalous. Because if you’d rather that pensioners could afford to heat their homes and not face the prospect of Net Zero blackouts, in which someone will have to decide which cities are plunged into freezing darkness, then this makes you a bad person.
Or at the very least, a presumed contrarian, a maker of mischief.
A government that doesn’t take energy security (and affordability) seriously can’t be trusted with anything else.
That would be my view.
But again, we live in an age of pretending. Of fantasy pieties. In which anything remotely hard-nosed is met with gasps and fainting, and howls of pretentious indignation. As if a society could somehow be endlessly indulgent, endlessly accommodating, on an indefinite basis, without ever saying no.
Because that would be terribly mean.
The malevolent are more than happy to turn off your juice mid-winter, or make it exceptionally expensive, or to reduce crop output.
Bring people to their knees; they’re easy to control.
Again, the point I made upthread – it’s difficult to convey to someone immersed in these fantasies of perpetual niceness, of endless accommodation, that their desire to be seen as nice, as never saying no, is precisely what makes them enablers of dysfunction and societal decay.
Such that, if you champion Net Zero and other lunatic pieties, you’re making the scenarios above – little old dears freezing in darkness – much more likely. And if you want to throw open our doors to the flotsam of the third world, in limitless numbers, because you think that would make you look like a nice person, then someone else’s neighbourhood is going to rapidly go downhill, perhaps irretrievably.
It’s hard to convey that idea, that reality, without the other person being somewhat resentful.