Friday Ephemera (751)
Wind instrument of note. || Let’s just say mistakes were made. || Just one or two drinks during lunch. || The demands of glamorous dining. || On thin wings and flying faster than the speed of sound. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || Stroppy and incoming. || Not as easy as it looks. || Adventures in large rock relocation. || Ripples. || Nodules. || More joys of public transport. || Zipper trouble. || Pigeon peepers. || The attempt to steal propane did not go entirely as planned. || The progressive retail experience, parts 607 and 608. || Helping hand. || Are you not inspired? || Well, I suppose he treated her as an equal. || Why spiders don’t (yet) rule the Earth. || Flatbread proportions. || Fishing will be fun, they said. || And finally, is your womb “an energetic vessel that holds ancestral imprints”?
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You know, it does look a bit like Mordor.
Boys.
I don’t think this is how you attract Minions, David, is it?
NOT the Bee
from previous thread:
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I laughed a lot at that. Gonna go with my brother and find one of those and try it.
More California wildfire madness:
Unasked question: Why would a convicted murderer ever be released from prison?
Glad I’m not in charge of cleaning that cab.
Theory advanced. Interesting, but I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Band name.
“Are you not inspired?“
To buy those chairs? They are damn sturdy!
“I paid my fare this time.”
“Can I get my $2.75 back?”
“Can I see the body?”
There’s a lot to unpack in that video.
I wondered how long it would be until they found some of the LA fires were deliberately set….
Morning, all.
In terms of normal functioning, in terms of focus and basic competence, it’s the analogue of sudden-onset bone cancer. Every damn time:
For instance.
Heh. Yes, it’s quite dense with implications.
[ Slurps coffee, looks at snow, defiantly unmelted. ]
No.
To be sure, though, we’ll need you to writhe about on a hillside, next to a cow, while some wacky bint waves her arms about.
Look, it’s basic science.
You may just need your connections guiding.
Look, I’m just reading what it says here.
HEY!
They’re talking about the vagus nerve, here, and that’s a real thing. Your whole life improves when you stimulate it.
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I honestly cannot relate to what’s going on. What happens to women that drives them to think their womb is some kinda mystical thing with the feminine energy and you gots to be embodied and… I don’t know.
Why isn’t it feminine embodiment when I spend all day in a sugar coma because I had pie for breakfast?
[ Puts up sign saying Magic Womb Realignment, £50. Starts waving arms about. ]
Di, help me find a cow.
Blockage removal.