Reheated (75)
For newcomers and the nostalgic, some items from the archives:
Living in Glasgow is a work of art. Now hand over your wallet.
Writing in the Guardian, Liam Hainey rushes to defend Ms Harrison’s low-effort art project, denouncing “budget butchers” and asking his readers to “look at the bigger picture.” All while carefully ignoring anything that might trouble the assumptions of the freeloading arts community. Mr Hainey, a former Green councillor, dismisses the widespread mockery of Ms Harrison’s hustle as “predictable.” Yet much of the mockery occurs because hustles of this type are themselves so predictable – and what we’re seeing, once again, is a display of arrogant presumption, one that’s routine among a socially and politically narrow subsidy-seeking caste.
Mr Hainey tells us, triumphantly, that the money spent on Ms Harrison’s project isn’t in fact being wasted because it was already earmarked for art that would probably be unpopular and which nobody asked for. The uncomprehending Mr Hainey instead suggests that the hustlers be given more of the money that someone else had to go out and earn. Because they’re artists, you see, and therefore more deserving of your earnings than you are.
Josefin Hedlund wishes to correct your erotic preferences.
Student demands veer into the absurd – and are hastily deferred to.
You see, being so pious, and so very, very special, they mustn’t endure proximity to the wrong level of melanin, what with the risk of contagion and a loss of specialness. A student organiser of the protests, Daniel Clayton, said, “My main complaint to the University administration… is that we are not taken seriously at all. It is not appropriate to dismiss student concerns as being ludicrous.”
From the pages of Salon, wrenching tales of “water bottle separation anxiety.”
What follows is a catalogue of unobvious woe and amateur dramatics. “Activist Manuela Barón” – whose area of activism is left fashionably unspecified – explains how her ancient, battered water bottle had become a “part of” her, and how the loss of it, at airport security, resulted in a swell of emotional activity: “I cried as I went through the scanner and ran off to my gate; I didn’t realise it would be like saying goodbye to an old friend.” At which point, it occurs to me I may be misusing the word explain.
Also, open thread. Share ye links and bicker.
I have been enjoying the Post Millenial’s coverage of the kafka-trial of BC nurse Amy Hamm, who has committed the unpardonable sin of opining that biology is a real thing.
They repeatedly reference:
LOL
denouncing “budget butchers” and asking his readers to “look at the bigger picture.”
Translation: Don’t look at the bigger picture.
…the unpardonable sin of opining that biology is a real thing.
Not unrelated,
I wasn’t aware “eunuch” could be a “gender”, but I have no doubt Science!™ is involved.
An online peer-support community, well that is an unimpeachable sciency source of info for Healthcare Professionals™.
“Eunuch Archives hosts over 3,000 pieces of fictional child pornography…
Rest easy, there are, in fact, Professionals™ involved, any doubts about this mean, of course, one is a eunuchophobe.
Or, Do Not Notice The Piss-Taking And Total Lack Of Any Aesthetic Qualities.
Or, Just Shut Up And Hand Over Your Wallet, Bitch.
I paraphrase, of course.
One more time.
Ooh. Snow.
[ Turns up heating. ]
The money wasn’t being wasted because they were going to waste it anyway.
*bangs head on desk*
And yet that is the gist of his argument. Evidently, there are some things, some parts of that “bigger picture,” that Mr Hainey and Ms Harrison hope will go unnoticed. Still, where would we be, culturally, as a civilisation, without these heroic endeavours, these feats of self-absorption?
Ms Harrison, inevitably, is now a senior lecturer at the University of Dundee, where she opines on the “absurdity” of “our capitalist system.”
But love and sex are, says Ms Hedlund, unequally “distributed,” with an unfair amount of both going to people who are deemed lovable and attractive by the people loving them. And this is because of capitalism. It’s “obvious,” you see.
That seems to be a common complaint by “neurodivergent” activists: That we must not be allowed to avoid people who are obnoxious and impossible to get along with.
And blaming it all on “capitalism” is amusing, since in primitive cultures obnoxious people tend to be quickly killed or driven into exile.
But these twisted freaks will continue to demand “a radical future that is cripped the fuck out, that is sick and disabled, that is deaf, that is neurodivergent…”
Meanwhile in Cambridge (Massachusetts, not the other one), Sports Night for Girlx!
No, I did not make that up.
I wonder if Stefonknee (50+ year old male six year old girl, featured here many times) will be competing.
I think this Mr. Heney was far more honest. Dory Comstock indeed…
Regarding “Wrong Neighbors,” five years down the road, all student demands appear to have been met. The building are not connected and do appear to be “architecturally distinct.”
https://www.google.com/maps/place/1504+W+University+Ave,+Gainesville,+FL+32603/@29.6523223,-82.3421827,72m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x88e8a383ae32d633:0x2d92a8c4fe346485!8m2!3d29.6523237!4d-82.34201
Student demands met
Why has the Institute of Black Studies got a white roof and large white front panel?
Ms Hedlund has taken the universally derided incel philosophy and magically transformed it into something (you guessed it) stunning and brave.
Wrong Neighbours,
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that while the sign outside the Institute of black culture stands proudly the corresponding sign outside the adjacent Institute of Hispanic-Latino cultures seems to have been knocked down.
I can just imagine the earliest grifters: “I can’t go out and hunt Mammoths! I have visions! I see spirits of our ancestors! I keep the eternal fire!”
And it worked even back then.
vetting romantic partners: Sure, don’t vette anyone. Too unfair. Hook up with people with STDs, with tattoos all over and arrest warrants and restraining orders, with no visible means of support. It couldn’t possibly go wrong when you invite them home to cook for them.
Somewhat related – you must overcome your “phobias” – i.e., preferences – and begin lusting after “alternative bodies.” Say, the body of this chap here. It’s your progressive duty.
For some reason, this came to mind:
When you launch a socialists-only dating platform.
What in God’s name is this? And who are the people who have so upset them that they bark like dogs?
Ah, Poland. I had hopes for Poland. Pity. If anyone know of a civilization that hasn’t gone dog-barking insane, please DM me. We need to keep it on the QT as much as possible.
“Activist teacher” says “replace Martin Luther King Day with George Floyd Day”.
lusting after “alternative bodies
Interestingly enough, many people overcome their average or worse looks by dressing nicely, being charming and funny, being generous. There are even actors who are flat out ugly. But all that stuff requires effort.
Poland: And I thought “barking mad” was just an expression. Hard to keep up.
And I thought “barking mad” was just an expression.
I have seen a few instances of American leftists barking at people they dislike–to annoy them and to drown out what they are saying.
“Activist teacher” says “replace Martin Luther King Day with George Floyd Day”.
Is a parody, but as always, hard to tell in these days of troubled times in which we live in.
Is a parody,
If Dr. King were to rise as a political leader today he would probably be derided as a black face of whiteness like Larry Elder
Is a parody,
More from “Luna”…
Meanwhile in Arizona, another obvious transphobe.
Forget it, Jake, it’s California – where even the water is racist.
Which one is the tranny?
Also…For some reason I am frequently (always?) unable to copy text from the comments when viewing this site on my iPad via Chrome. I haven’t noticed this being a problem with other sites on Chrome and if I view via Brave there’s not an issue. Anyone else noticing this?
Heh…It’s tied to blocking popups. If I turn “block popups” on, no problem. Turning “block popups” off, problem. Which itself seems backwards.
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For those of us old enough to remember her:
Italian film legend Gina Lollobrigida dies aged 95
No doubts about her gender.
“Please stay away from me.”
I almost laughed.
That was funny. “Our politics reflect who we are!!!!!”
Well, as I said in the original thread, it’s not an obvious asset:
Needless to say, and within a matter of months, the socialists-only dating platform had collapsed under the weight of its own contradictions. And because of the kinds of personalities it was intended to appeal to. It turns out that people who are competitively indignant and quarrelsome, and who declare themselves “neurotic as fuck,” and who boast of frustrating and excluding people simply for being white, aren’t terribly attractive, even to each other.
Ladies and gentlemen, my Congressman.
I am friends with his wife and know the family. If there is one thing Tim delights in, it’s taking the piss, to use a British term.
[ Fetches binoculars, watches skies. ]
Forget it, Jake, it’s California – where even the water is racist.
“As noted, the plan grew from a previous Board resolution – passed unanimously – entitled:
CONDEMNING RACISM, XENOPHOBIA, BIGOTRY, AND RACIAL INJUSTICE AND STRENGTHENING COMMITMENT TO RACIAL EQUITY, DIVERSITY, INCLUSION, ACCESS, AND ANTI-RACISM”
Just how prescient are Kurt Schlichter’s novels?
Today’s words are educator and role-model.
Or preening bint.
Improvisatio par excellance
https://twitter.com/itsmesabita/status/1569371486720503810
Or preening bint.
I don’t know any adults with a Tik Tok account.
[ Slides free napkin, barely used, to Jen. ]
But I bet it was great for gathering recruitment contact details for
Useful Idiotsbroken lonely people who may be of use in the future.On the subject of barking mad teachers I give you the UK Education Secretary whose views would not be out of place on TikTok.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/cabinet-minister-gillian-keegan-goes-off-message-on-gender-identity-rules/ar-AA16qKBY
Ladies and gentlemen, my Congressman.
‘The first chapter of Ezekiel is pretty clear of a UFO sighting.’
Not a new claim: UFO “enthusiasts” were making that specific claim 60 years ago.
What tf is happening here?
It looks like the kind of behaviour that not too long ago would’ve been slapped out of children.
We haven’t had any for a bit, so today, performance art!
It looks like the kind of behaviour that not too long ago would’ve been slapped out of children.
I did see, some time in the last few years, videos of conservatives cleaning up after protests and leftists ostentatiously throwing the trash back on the ground.
But see Theodore Dalrymple’s observations on the behavior of ghetto rats who, when they see a well tended garden, will throw trash into it and destroy the flowers.