Friday Ephemera (660)
“Can it be done?” || A dispute over parking, in two parts. || Telesnaps of TARDIS interiors. || Tough stuff. || A feminist’s view of autogynephilia and transgender ideology. (NSFW) || Workplace woes. || Twerking woo. || What “equity” involves. || Spot the dots. || Steady, boys. (h/t, Darleen) || His – and I say this with some confidence – is bigger than yours. || The bloody cheek of it. || Suboptimal visualization. (h/t, Asiaseen) || Our betters talk about borders. || How it began. || Today’s word is moshpitting. || The progressive retail experience, parts 450 and 451. || “Critical race scholar” can’t get a date. || If he has to deal with it. || He seems very happy about what sounds like an infection. || First, you have to tilt them. || And finally, with some agitation, a domestic drama unfolds.
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A dispute over parking, in two parts.
I need to know how it ends.
I like the TARDIS interiors.
Morning, all.
They are quite… evocative.
Deer get high, apparently.
First day on the job.
If he has to deal with it.
” I just really, really hope that I’m sick”
Achievement unlocked!
To be honest I was really hoping for a poo.
[ Peers over spectacles, slides complimentary nibbles to far end of bar. ]
The passenger was prepared.
[ eyes complimentary nibbles warily ]
I think I might rather have poo. Thanks.
For a second, my brain was convinced that the black chair was Patrick Troughton washing his hands in some unseen basin.
[D]omestic drama unfolds
Reminded me of this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9lXfu6jLDw
“500 megapascals square root meters”? Really?
Latest weather forecast…
Twerking woo.
Does gluteal size correspond to the amount of “generational trauma”, and why, if twerking releases it, are they not getting smaller?
In a similar psudoscientific vein, 60 pieces of “esoteric health knowledge” . Well, 59, I think he got #31 right.
Lysenko was born too early.
Does gluteal size correspond to the amount of “generational trauma”, and why, if twerking releases it, are they not getting smaller?
*snort*
The return of the carrier pigeon.
Do not bring us that figgy pudding.
For the archaeologist in your family.
Feminist genetics.
Black nationalist genetics.
A feminist’s view of autogynephilia and transgender ideology. (NSFW)
Mic drop.
Between that and the danger it does to the climate maybe we need to cut down all the trees. There’s never a Lorax around when you need one.
Along those lines I have argued for some time, often facetiously, often not, that men are superior chromosomally because we possess BOTH and X AND a Y. We’re heterochromosomal, women are homochromosomal. Diversity. Deal with it.
And you’re only telling me about this now??
Feminist genetics.
I see, therefore those with Down, Kleinfelter, Jacob syndromes, or other trisomy are superior to women.
Black nationalist genetics.
“Black make every color” – Magic Prism says “My reply is no.”
That point in particular is made quite well. One might say vividly.
Parking dispute: such women imagine that no one could possibly hit them.
Toughest material on earth: but have they compared it to the impenetrable mental bubble of the Woke?
Can’t get a date: men are not attracted by a woman’s income. Except grifters. Also being bossy and opinionated are not attractive on anyone.
Did not know there was an actual machine for cow-tipping…
Screaming: humans hunted the biggest animals on earth to extinction but now we are terrified of mice? Shame.
Parking dispute: such women imagine that no one could possibly hit them.
Such women also get their boyfriends into unwanted fights.
I am intrigued.
That could go either way. The woman is obviously whack…or in need of one. I’m reminded of a video from a gaming even several years ago where some female annoyed the winner such that he started calling out “Who bitch dis is?” OTOH, while I’m not one to GAF if someone temporarily uses a handicap spot, as one of the comments on that twitter thread says there’s damn too many of them, I have a feeling there was more to it than just that. Too many drivers these days act as if they own the road. Not just driving insanely fast in slower traffic but blocking roads, especially in congested areas, while they are distracted by their phones or whatever. Though it also seems from the video that she and her…man?…are blocking traffic themselves.
And the response of “Equity without Excellence is Emptiness”. Yeah…yeah…uh…
Another dindu?
The facts are not out yet, but I have gotten cynical after decades of “he was a good boy” laments over dead criminals.
Just took the time to sit through half of that. Women wanted to be just like men, they wanted this “equality” so-called and have been mostly silent as things have gotten more and more absurd. When men have spoken out and raised questions about where this philosophically unsound idiocy was (obviously to some) headed they were shouted down, mocked, called misogynists, etc.
Personally, I am tired of making any effort to care. Aside from a very small handful of women whom I have known, when these monsters attack it concerns me less and less. The Penn swimmer was pretty much the last straw for me. The utter cowardice of so many people, men and women, that I spent considerable time with, people I grew up with, people I was good friends with…chickenshits…oh well.
A few emergency road flares, delivered alongside the loot as it’s piled into the vehicles, would seem proportionate.
Looks like Fido saved the day.
Bit tough on the chipmunk though.
How it began.
How it’s going.
First, you have to tilt them.
Modern vetinary medicine seems a lot safer than what I read about in All Creatures Great and Small. Fewer “opportunities” to get kicked, stepped on, bitten, etc.
[ Approaches bull with nail clippers, emery board, and a reassuring smile. ]
Here is a baboon driving a tank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXmb1YkWBgs&ab_channel=Birk
Here is a baboon driving a tank
And here’s the classic monkey with an AK-47.
People have taught dogs to drive a car (not in traffic) and rats to drive tiny cars. A vid exists of an orang driving (for real) a golf cart on a golf course path. The orang was a little sloppy.
We are not as special as we think.
Heh.
“Reading time 1 minute” !!
I just fried my encabulator trying to get through all that in 1 minute. I expect reimbursement for damages suffered!
Black activist cares deeply about the street bums who are ruining San Francisco:
“You need ta ‘pologize to everybody in San Francisco. Y’all need to have me in the form too, ’cause I represent San Francisco!”
Tilt…
It never occurred to me to unload surplus tools, like that angle grinder, on the local large animal vet. You live and learn.
This is tempting.
Okay, just don’t tell us anything more tomorrow.
The main course sounds fine, but I think I’ll skip dessert.
I was in the “south of market” SOMA region of SF a few days ago, home of much apartment and business growth in the last 20 years. Encountered one guy having a psychotic break or meth crisis, yelling and pounding on a bus shelter. Half a block away, two gents lying on the sidewalk just out of the rain. An hour earlier, drove through the “tenderloin”, a low area adjacent to the hilly financial district. Tents, tarps, trash covering the sidewalks for a 3 block radius.
This stuff is tolerated in specific areas of SF, deliberately. They are the contemporary “red light districts” of the bay area cities. Silly Valley is the same, with the addition of RVs and huge “vacant lots” in use in addition to sidewalks and highway roadsides.