Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public.
If you detect dissonance in the headline, you’re a very bad person, obviously.
Chloe Thompson, 42, was caught rubbing herself on a public wheelie bin before using a sex toy on herself in an alley in Middlesbrough, Teesside, on August 13 last year. A couple shouted at her and she ran away. On the same day, she exposed herself on the street where she lives and thrust her hips into a fence. A witness said Thompson looked at her and the group she was with “as if Thompson wanted them to notice her.” Once she was inside her house, she exposed her bum and thrust against her window.
And remember to steer clear of the words mental health issues. These are merely “challenges,” according to Judge Stephen Carroll.
Update:
In the comments, Mags highlights the woke dishonesties in the quoted paragraph:
Chloe Thompson, 42, was caught rubbing herself himself on a public wheelie bin before using a sex toy on herself himself in an alley in Middlesbrough, Teesside, on August 13 last year. A couple shouted at her him and she he ran away. On the same day, she he exposed herself himself on the street where she he lives and thrust her his hips into a fence. A witness said Thompson looked at her and the group she was with “as if Thompson wanted them to notice her him.” Once she he was inside her his house, she he exposed her his bum and thrust against her his window.
FTFY
It is faintly surreal, even setting aside the novel use of a wheelie bin. And Thompson’s history of indecency and molesting children.
I can understand the reluctance to appear indelicate or to cause needless offence, and in some situations there may be scope for polite fudging. But pretending-as-default, or worse, pretending-as-law, can lead to unhappy farce and a kind of collective derangement. And the media presenting the reader with an obvious distortion of reality, and seemingly an expectation that we should all pretend too, is also rather offensive.
Also, open thread.
Chloe Thompson, 42, was caught rubbing herself on a public wheelie bin
If only they could marry.
she
Let me stop you right there.
wheelie bin
That’s what y’all call a garbage bin, correct? Used that as a sex toy? I have other questions. Perhaps if I focus on those instead…
{Me: pours a coffee, stands outside in her yard, looks to the skies and wonders whether this will be the day the Sweet Meteor of Death arrives}
So this is how my day’s gonna start . . .
So this is how my day’s gonna start . . .
Hey, I’m providing a service here. Cultural nourishment.
22 offences.
Also, not a ‘she’.
All I see is an unrepentant criminal sociopath playing the system like a pro.
One minute it’s “That disgusting man is exposing himself!” and the next minute the media, police, lawyers, and judges are falling all over themselves to show “her” the utmost respect and understanding. The effing judge is apologetic about putting this creep behind bars!
I’ve had enough. I’ll have a coffee with Stephanie and wait for SMOD.
Thompson was already on the sex offenders’ register before she had come out as trans when she was legally named Andrew McNab.
One has to wonder if all his name changing had anything to do not wishing to run afoul of Steven Mitchell CBE, AKA Andy McNab, late of the SAS.
If you detect dissonance in the
headlinewhole damn article, you’re a very bad person.That’s the thing innit, everyone needs to stop pandering to this lot.
Meanwhile, for we ‘Merkans whilst here, some useful advice from the Ministry of Information
One minute it’s “That disgusting man is exposing himself!” and the next minute the media, police, lawyers, and judges are falling all over themselves to show “her” the utmost respect and understanding.
It’s curious* how much of the media has opted to degrade its credibility even further by asserting things that are clearly untrue, even to the casual eye.
*Other words are available.
…how much of the media has opted to degrade its credibility even further by asserting things that are clearly untrue…
Not just the media, all the institutions pandering to this nonsense.
Tweeted reply of note.
“Day of rest.”
Cue Mr T Bennett: I left my heart in a wheelie bin…
If only the prior 17 convictions for 22 offences had given us some small reason to suspect that this young woman with a penis has a problem functioning in society.
Tangentially related, if women can have penises and men can menstruate and have babies, why the hell are we butchering children and stuffing them full of life destroying hormones to give them simulacra of “traditional” gendered body types? Maybe the war on reality should slow its roll and just pick a damned lane already.
With 22 offenses and 17 convictions, why is this person on the street? They guy who ran over grandmas at a parade a few months ago in Wisconsin had a long long rap sheet for serious crimes, but was not in jail. If it doesn’t mean anything to get convicted for assault on an underage girl or armed robbery (where someone could get killed) then we should not be surprised if criminals get bolder and bolder.
There is a subset of criminals who will be deterred by the prospect of jail. My friend in high school figured out how to break into vending machines. When he went to cash in the coins, a raised eyebrow by the bank teller gave him the clue to stop doing that. Others are nuts and will not stop–removing them from society is our only protection.
On another note, I have an extremely squeaky “wheelie bin”. Now I feel I have a weekly obligation to my neighbors to inform them that it’s not squeaking in ecstasy.
Yes David, I’ll show myself out.
Yes David, I’ll show myself out.
[ Fetches coat, can of petrol. ]
FTFY
“And I recall the moment
Before it slipped away
When 1 green queen
Thrusting in a black bin bag
Meant all the world to me”
with apologies to Shane McGowan.
Meanwhile in Maryland: Police remind residents to wear pants while checking mailbox.
FTFY
It is faintly surreal, even setting aside the novel use of a wheelie bin.
I can understand the reluctance to appear indelicate or to cause needless offence, and in some situations there may be scope for polite fudging; but pretending-as-default, or worse, pretending-as-law, can lead to unhappy farce and a kind of collective derangement.
And presenting the reader with an obvious distortion of reality, and seemingly an expectation that we should all pretend too, is also rather offensive.
We have now reached the point where the media are not willing to offend criminals. Where they airbrush pics of Lia Thomas to make him look less masculine. Where a man is now totally ok getting naked in women’s showers and women can’t object. Madness.
The gender delusion is wheelie getting out of hand.
Mags, you still got it wrong. Per previous comment need to replace Chloe Thompson with Andrew McNab. Bloody absurdities.
’ On the same day, she exposed herself on the street where she lives…’
Thus ruining the memory of my favourite song from ‘My Fair Lady’.
Police remind residents to wear pants while checking mailbox.
Yeah. I get how that’s supposed to be light hearted and funny and all, what with cops and their reputation for having such a great sense of humor. But there’s a bit of the problem with the police in this. Stop haranguing the rest of us and deal with the actual problem. I have a funny feeling that whomever that was meant for has some other issues that are far more concerning than pantsless posting. Were I a neighbor with small children or daughters or such, I don’t think I would find it all that funny. By the time (most) people choose to involve the police in such situations, the problem has likely occurred far more than once. Surely in this age of cameras everywhere, this person could be caught and dealt with more properly.
As if Twitter wasn’t a ‘sh-tshow’ before Musk.
Surely in this age of cameras everywhere, this person could be caught and dealt with more properly.
Sort of like how mail deliveries were suspended in a Santa Monica California neighborhood because the postal carriers kept getting assaulted. From what I’ve read it sounds like another “homeless” problem. It ought to be very easy to locate, arrest, and permanently remove the guilty person(s).
The overpowering feeling.
That any second he may suddenly appear (and start rubbing his **** against a wheelie bin).
For Julia.
If anyone’s getting aroused by this thread, I’m upping the price of the drinks.
“day of rest”–a generation coddled and pampered. We have created weak narcissists. They need to have spent teen years on a farm or factory, getting dirty and sweaty. I’ve hired neighborhood boys age 18 for yard work and they had never held a rake or cut grass. FFS.
including sexually assaulting an underage girl in 2011
The nonce/tranny overlap is remarkable.
I think you should be allowed to check the mail in a dress—but only if you are a man.
The nonce/tranny overlap is remarkable
Over 90% of dysmorphics were sexually abused as children/adolescents, and childhood sexual abuse is the number one indicator of adult sexual offenses against children. It’s only remarkable when you believe the disingenuous excuses instead of looking at what’s right in front of you: severely traumatized adults in the throes of a self-destructive coping mechanism.
Some larger thoughts.
As a matter of accommodation, I’m willing to use preferred pronouns (“he” or “she”, though not “xe” or “they”, etc.) for civilized transgender folk who are doing their part to emulate the opposite sex. Amy Schneider, that transgender-woman Jeopardy champion? Fine.
I do this out of generosity, not out of obligation. And I do all this as a polite fiction–a fiction because it is a stepping around something which all parties should yet admit to be a truth. Which is: The concept of “sex” is a real and ineradicable, and one sex cannot become the other, through any medicine, surgery or technology. Changing gender is only a matter of changing self-presentation, and a poor coping with what is a monomania and a mental illness.
The transgender activist types don’t accept that my position is that of most “normal” people, at least those who are willing to make accommodations. But normal people like me, even the most generous, are not going to play along if playing along makes us look like fools, or turns us into liars. All of the activists’ doctrines, and much of their behavior, is aimed at those two things. The pushing (and air-brushing) of Lia Thomas, in the interest of damaging women’s sports and humiliating women who protest, is an example. Playing dance-of-the-lemons with the Loudoun county teen rapist, that’s another. Telling First Graders in Florida that they might need to be castrated, another yet.
The push-back will be harsh.
Hippogryph: when there was push-back a few years ago in maybe NC about women in men’s bathrooms, the media defended the trans to the nth degree. They elided over the real problems of male bodies in women’s restrooms, talking about the single user restrooms you see at gas stations (even there, the lock is often broken…), claiming that if you use a stall there is no problem when in fact there is always a gap and women do not want to see hairy legs in the next stall. They objected that “most” trans are not going to assault and that “no one” would say they were trans just to get in the locker rooms–when both of those were false. Since there is no way to prove who is “really” trans and who not, there is no way to keep out the fake trans until AFTER they have committed a crime. Oh, yeah, the defenders said assault and taking pics in a bathroom are already illegal but if men are not able to enter the risk does in fact go way down. Some said “but in Europe they have co-ed saunas”–but we are not europe. And as the case of Lia shows, it is not just bathrooms with stalls but locker rooms and showers and YMCA and high school gym locker rooms and spas and women’s shelters. Women need private spaces. But my concern here is how the media immediately took sides and were happy to obfuscate and lie to defend the trans.
“The push-back will be harsh”
Indeed. I’m guessing most of the West is headed for a dose of “bad luck”
@ccscientist
I remember that one, too. I remember the bad faith and dishonesty, and the scant respect paid to the safety of women.
Like I said, I want accommodation for civilized and decent transgender people. But that just isn’t going to put them in the same spot, in every instance, as the other sex. There are times when its unsafe, unfair or humiliating for others.
As it is, there are people trying to take advantage. Some of them are very vile. And its absurd to ignore that it’s happening.
As a matter of accommodation, I’m willing to use preferred pronouns
I’m not, for the same reason I wouldn’t serve someone whom I knew was an alcoholic “just one more”.
We are to believe that trans are everywhere but in my life I have seen 2. One was a scientist who transitioned in his 40s and made a very dumpy and unattractive woman. The other was a very muscular young man in a frilly dress being led around by a friend (obviously had not had surgery and did not have fake boobs or women’s makeup)–he was very scattered and off. I must pat myself on the back for hanging out in the right circles.
I’m not, for the same reason I wouldn’t serve someone whom I knew was an alcoholic “just one more”.
Exactly, it is no one’s responsibility, neither is it a duty under the guise of politeness, to feed or affirm someone’s delusions whether it is sexual confusion, “body positivity”, the latest craze of Tourette Syndrome/dissociative identity disorder, or any other major malfunction.
They are coming out of the woodwork as it is.
But normal people like me, even the most generous, are not going to play along if playing along makes us look like fools, or turns us into liars.
And that is why I am not willing to accommodate any of this pronoun nonsense unless it’s under penalty of law, as it seems to be in some places across the pond, or if the person is just that good that I cannot tell what sex they are genetically. Besides, if I am talking to them, the pronoun is you. I don’t people well at the best of times, with the unconfused, let alone the confused and/or mentally ill.
As a matter of accommodation, I’m willing to use preferred pronouns
No, not going to play that game. If you start to play the pronoun game, or “call me Doctor because I got a PhD in something” game, or any other “preferred title” game, I will simply avoid speaking or interacting with you. Conversations will be brief, but since you likely have variety of mental issues, I don’t think I lose out on anything.
In my own case I have a niece who is demanding pronouns and claiming to be another gender. But as I told my sibling, just because someone wants to be called Napoleon, doesn’t mean you should indulge them, and it sure as hell won’t help to pretend you’re Josephine.
If you’ve a taste for the darkly ironic,
And possibly rather telling.
But normal people like me, even the most generous, are not going to play along if playing along makes us look like fools, or turns us into liars.
Shamelessly, he quoted himself:
Yet here we are.
And while we’re speaking of things strange, I have started watching the Netflix documentary on Jimmy Savile. Hiding in plain sight, he was.
I have started watching the Netflix documentary on Jimmy Savile.
I was half-tempted, but couldn’t decide if I’d ever be in the kind of mood needed to watch it.
As we say in the U.S., if the cat has kittens in the oven, that don’t make them biscuits.
“Please don’t judge me for what I am doing.”
Betcha he will never hesitate to judge us, though. That sort never does.