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For newcomers and the nostalgic, more items from the archives:
Trump, Erections, And A Lack Thereof.
Salon’s Chauncey DeVega and academic powerhouse Dr Susan Block get hot and bothered.
While I can boast no credentials as a high priestess of the erotic arts and sciences, unlike Dr Susan Block, “founder and director of the Dr Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Sciences,” a layman’s thought occurs. If the existence of Donald Trump is interfering with your sex life, bringing it to a standstill, then perhaps you’re thinking about Mr Trump a little too much. More than one ought, at least while under the duvet and attempting to get busy.
Their Happiness Hurt My Feelings.
Woke academic says evidence of a happy marriage is a “microaggression” and should therefore be hidden.
It turns out that the reckless visibility of a wedding photo may be crushing the self-esteem out of the touchily unwed. You see, the mere sight of a photo of someone’s happy day can “crowd out the experiences of people with minoritized social identities,” albeit in ways never quite explained. Other taboos include references to “simple activities like family dance parties,” which are apparently a thing, and “gardening with a spouse.” Curiously, given the stated importance of “sensitivity” and being mindful of what things might mean, we aren’t invited to ponder the kind of person who would resent someone else’s wedding photo. And then complain about it. Or whether such neurotic affectations, these unhappy mental habits, are something to be actively encouraged. In the name of progress.
Please Stop Objecting To The Assault Of Your Person.
A professor of art education applauds the misbehaviour of his browner students.
Apparently, hearing that your immediate predecessor was harassed and assaulted, and reduced to tears on a daily basis – by the same teenagers you’re hoping to teach about art – couldn’t possibly be a warning sign, or have any informational content, beyond a belief that those indulging in the disruption, harassment and assault must be steeped in “cultural knowledge,” and obviously oppressed, and therefore deserving of further latitude.
Academics at the University of York are rendered fretful and distraught by a seventeenth-century Buddhist figurine.
Readers may note that the agonising – in which any depiction of a monkey immediately conjures thoughts of black people - does rather speak to the weirdly dogmatic assumptions of the agonised, rather than the object being agonised about, or how said object is generally understood. It must be those intersectional lenses we hear so much about.
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Curiously, given the stated importance of “sensitivity” and being mindful of what things might mean, we aren’t invited to ponder the kind of person who would resent someone else’s wedding photo. And then complain about it.
That.
That.
Well, imagine how psychologically messed-up you’d have to be – and how nasty and spiteful you’d have to be – to complain about someone’s wedding photo being visible somewhere in the background of a Zoom meeting. And yet this is the kind of behaviour being excused and encouraged, as if it were something to applaud.
And this is wokeness.
invited to ponder the kind of person who would resent someone else’s wedding photo
No need to ponder. A group Zoom meeting, someone else’s picture, but must…find…way…to…make…it…about…meeeeeeeeee.
2 stories of note via Jesse Singal:
hearing that your immediate predecessor was harassed and assaulted, and reduced to tears on a daily basis
As if that weren’t bad enough, the actual context in which that appears in the original beggar’s belief (my italics).
… White people’s feelings and intentions often have outsized consequences on People of Color (Sullivan, 2017). The White art teacher I replaced at my high school was said to have wept at the end of every school day. Near the end of her tenure, this teacher pressed assault charges against a Black student who cut off a lock of the teacher’s hair.
He cut off a lock of her hair.
Her hair!
That’s not ill-discipline, let alone “rambunctious” behaviour.
That’s an early warning sign of someone very likely to graduate on to far worse crimes, possibly of a serial nature.
In the very next paragraph, he complains that the administration of a prison where he volunteered saw fit to ” occasionally suspend all on-site educational and rehabilitation programming based on suspicions of romantic feelings between incarcerated men (nearly all BIPOC) and women volunteers (nearly all White).”
According to Stabler, “this experience hearkened back to a long history of violent White panic around the corruption of White women”.
Despite, or, who knows, because of these views, Stabler is now an Assistant Professor at Appalachian State University in the Department of Art Education in the faculty in Gender, Women’s, and Sexuality Studies.
Because of course he is.
Because what Faculty Gender, Women’s, and Sexuality Studies worthy of the name wouldn’t want a male member of staff on it who thinks cutting off a lock of a woman’s hair is nothing to write home about, while at the same time finding it a serious problem that convicted felons should not be able to do as they please with visiting female volunteers?
Wedding photo: this, along with much of the Left, is about resentment. If I can’t live in a perfect world catering to my needs, no one else should be either. And they include in this resentment society as a whole: if I can’t be rich right now, it should all burn.
Maturity consists of recognizing that no one gets free happiness all the time. Everyone, no matter how handsome or rich, has medical issues, suffers the death of friends and family, has painful experiences, struggles with their weight. Society doesn’t care much about us as individuals. Sad but true. And none of us really gets to be a Marvel hero.
And none of us really gets to be a Marvel hero.
Speaking of which, I’ve booked tickets for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. I suspect it’ll be the do-or-die for my watching any further offerings.
readers may be inclined to wonder if there’s an equally modish word for the low-level hostility of inflicting one’s own competitively hypersensitive psychodrama on others
Three: wanker, wankery, wankishness
Three: wanker, wankery, wankishness
All solid options.
Speaking of which, I’ve booked tickets for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness. I suspect it’ll be the do-or-die for my watching any further offerings.
Gaah. I can’t imagine pinning my hopes on the acting chops of ol’ Cumberbund. I haven’t really liked him in much since the original season of Sherlock. He always plays a shade and variation of “arrogant prick” I suppose these thespians all have their lane.
FWIW, of all things, Moon Knight hasn’t been half bad so far. I had zero expectations so maybe that helped. Plus I appreciate the acting of Duke Leto more. He seems to have more range than necessary for a modern “artiste”
The New Puritans also suffer from a debilitating fear that someone somewhere may be happy…
I haven’t really liked him in much since the original season of Sherlock. He always plays a shade and variation of “arrogant prick”
Well to be fair – arrogant prick persona works fairly well for Sherlock Holmes adaptations. Regarding the series, I lost interest after Watson’s seemingly demure wife turns out to be a secret ninja super agent – all under the nose of supposedly the great mind of Sherlock Holmes. Lost all suspension of disbelief at that point.
APL: suspension of disbelief is becoming harder as movie plots become more sloppy. For example, I am willing to accept warp speed travel, but when Luke kisses his sister or the serial killer seems to have psychic abilities, they lose me. Bad writing.
Well to be fair – arrogant prick persona works fairly well for Sherlock Holmes adaptations…
A light touch is needed, though. The last Sherlock Holmes that I thought well of was Jeremy Brett. It seems that “light touch” is something that Hollywood is forgetting how to do…or perhaps that is partly due to an increasingly crass audience.
…Regarding the series, I lost interest after Watson’s seemingly demure wife turns out to be a secret ninja super agent…
Really? That’s the sort of Hollywood bullshit that leads me to ignore their current
productseffluent and stick to older TV shows and movies and especially to books. I hadn’t heard about that plot twist, but then I no longer have much face-to-face social contact with the people who like that sh*t.He always plays a shade and variation of “arrogant prick”
I thought he was pretty good as Greville Wynne in The Courier – rather to my surprise, admittedly.
My favorite Sherlock was Robert Downy Jr.–very tongue in cheek and eccentric and fast paced. I thought they did the sets very well too.
As an arrogant prick of above-average intelligence*, I must admit that I’ve really enjoyed life in the age of Dr. House, Sheldon Cooper, Sherlock, and Tony Stark (with apologies to any I’ve left off the list). Society was sorely overdue for a proper appreciation of the type!
*(A former cow-orker once told me I was a cross between Ron Swanson and House. For the rest of the day, I felt like I was walking on air!)
“I hadn’t heard about that plot twist, but then I no longer have much face-to-face social contact with the people who like that sh*t.”
Definitely avoid the final season of Sherlock, in which Sherlock’s sister shows up and tortures the boyz mentally and physically.
I’m a fan of the original and liked the early episodes. I even swallowed the silly “Watson’s wife is an agent” — with some trepidation — but the creators’ belief that they had to up the stakes each season undid them.
As for Marvel, they had a good run. Now, I pick and choose. Maybe the next “Guardians of the Galaxy,” no to “The Eternals,” and since I have no streaming service, none of those offerings, which, judging from the commentary, I’m not missing much.
Just as there is One True Shatner, the One True Holmes is Basil Rathbone, with Downey a distant second. Everyone else is an ersatz Holmes.
Just as there is One True Shatner, the One True Holmes is Basil Rathbone,
The Jeremy Brett outings are the ones I remember most fondly. Though I enjoyed the Downey Holmes more than I thought I would. The second film feels a little too long, but both have a certain charm.
Also, “I agree, it’s not my best disguise…”
There is only one true Holmes and Brett is his avatar.
Accept no substitution.
Also, Burke > Hardwicke
As to the good professor, I must admit to the only redeeming feature of the Downey movies for me being Jared Harris take on the Bonaparte of crime.
But, he’ll always be Anderson Dawes to me.
Just as there is One True Shatner, the One True Holmes is Basil Rathbone
Saturday afternoon tv was where I discovered all the old Holmes films with Rathbone. Still top of my Sherlocks. However, I didn’t read the books until young adulthood and my view of Nigel Bruce’s Dr. Watson, as a loveable but bumbling and dim-witted companion, lost all admiration, even as comedic relief.
Just as there is One True Shatner, the One True Holmes is Basil Rathbone…
Heresy! Heresy! Cardinal Fang, prepare the plush pincers and comfy chair!
But seriously, I did enjoy the Basil Rathbone films. It’s been a long time, but I think my chief complaint about them was how they made Watson into a comic idiot. Maybe it’s time to borrow a few from the library and refresh my memory.
As an arrogant prick of above-average intelligence*, I must admit that I’ve really enjoyed life in the age of Dr. House, Sheldon Cooper, Sherlock, and Tony Stark…
I’ve found that I can only tolerate those characters in small doses, and have joked that if The Big Bang Theory were more realistic the first season would end with Sheldon being defenestrated. But then, was it a commenter here who noted that all Chuck Lorre’s TV shows feature unlikable people?
She’s a biology teacher. :::snort:::
Following his Poirot films, I wonder if Kenneth Branagh will ever make a big-screen version of Miss Marple…
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
Ahhh.. the days of wine and r̶o̶s̶e̶s̶ eggs ?!
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Definitely avoid the final season of Sherlock, in which Sherlock’s sister shows up and tortures the boyz mentally and physically.
My appetite had waned by about Season 3. The Christmas special- the Abominable Bride – finally killed it for me. I think that it was mostly written by Mark Gattiss, who played Sherlock’s brother who, I think, is left-wing even by the standards of actors and luvvies generally.
(I don’t care about any actor’s or writer’s politics or religion. I just don’t want to watch something poorly written and acted, whether it supports or runs counter to my beliefs)
Sorry, did I say that out loud?
Too late!
Too late!
Heh. Would watch. I remember upsetting some of the regulars a while ago by remarking that I prefer Marple to Poirot.
Heh. Would watch. I remember upsetting some of the regulars a while ago by remarking that I prefer Marple to Poirot.
Me too.
Out: “I’m not a Frenchie, I’m a Belgie!”
In: “I’m not a Belgie, I’m a Limey!”
Sigh. Feeling nostalgic for roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Too late!
So if Branagh played Poirot in his film adaptations, does that mean…? Progressive diversity and all that.
Me too.
As I’ve mentioned before, I think of Marple as comfort TV. Yes, there’s quite a lot of poisoning and questionable will-altering, and bodies piling up everywhere, but it is oddly comforting. I’ve seen the Geraldine McEwan and Julia McKenzie runs twice, and some of the older, Joan Hickson versions. I think the appeal is more than a matter of sleuthing and comeuppance. It’s about spending 90 minutes or so in a different world. A holiday of sorts from modern paraphernalia, and modern sensibilities.
Having read Sherlock Holmes before ever hearing of the movies I’ve never had much truck with on-screen depictions.
A holiday of sorts…
And the crazier the world around us gets, the more we can use an occasional holiday.
Ahhh.. the days of wine and r̶o̶s̶e̶s̶ eggs ?!
Can you use red wine instead of white? Can you substitute vodka? ….For the eggs, I mean.
if The Big Bang Theory were more realistic the first season would end with Sheldon being defenestrated
Dogbert is the ur-example. As I pointed out at the time to people who found it amusing to ape Dogbert’s persona, the jokes are funny because they aren’t real. They’re a psychological escape hatch, the witty retort twenty minutes after the conversation has ended that we wish we’d been quick-witted enough to use and get away with. In the real world, people who behave like arrogant pricks get nut-punched.
was it a commenter here who noted that all Chuck Lorre’s TV shows feature unlikable people?
Yes.
I lost interest after Watson’s seemingly demure wife turns out to be a secret ninja super agent
Former agent in the Le Carre sense would have been fine. Seducing and turning foreign personnel, honeypot blackmail schemes. The effort they had to put into cuts and camera angles to make the dumpy, 40-something Abbington look like James Bond rappelling down buildings – the show was a cartoon, and it was a cartoon from at least the second season. The scene where the writers poke fun at the fans shipping Holmes and Moriarty in the Reichenbach Falls homage episode was the last straw for me.
I think of Marple as comfort TV
The retronym for these and their modern counterparts is “cozy mystery”. Yes, there’s a body in the library, but it’s all very genteel and mannerly, these murders.
I prefer Chandler’s take on the genre.
the fans shipping Holmes and Moriarty
Shipping? Don’t know what you mean.
Not that long ago, a “trans fat activist” would have had an entirely different meaning…
Shipping? Don’t know what you mean.
Slang from the world of fanfiction meaning relationship, in the nudge nudge wink wink fashion.
Believe it or not, it’s been going on since the ’70s, when fanfic writers publishing zines (on mimeograph paper! Uphill! Both ways!) featuring Kirk and Spock, the original ship. Now, you can read Witcher / Poirot ships. There’s even helpful tags cluing you in on the delights that await within, like for the above: “Love at First Sight; Angst; Fights; Blood and Injury; Sorceresses; Post-Battle; Rough Kissing; Nudity; Vaginal Sex; Rough Sex; Choking; Multiple Orgasms; Pain; Light BDSM; Light Sadism; Language Kink; Magical Pregnancy; Pregnancy; Murder; Blood and Violence; Exhibitionism; Throne Sex; Oral Sex; Pregnant Sex”
To quote our host: No refunds. Credit slip only.
Slang from the world of fanfiction meaning relationship, in the nudge nudge wink wink fashion…
Ah, I see. I was so sure that “shipping” had to be a typo that it didn’t even occur to be to google for slang meanings.
…Believe it or not, it’s been going on since the ’70s, when fanfic writers publishing zines (on mimeograph paper! Uphill! Both ways!) featuring Kirk and Spock, the original ship.
“Kirk and Spock” often abbreviated as “K/S”. I do remember that. There was a female sf fan I knew in the 70’s who pressed some mimeographed K/S fan fiction on me. Oh Dear Lord. Without going into specifics, I’ll just say that these femfans had some very disturbing kinks/obsessions.
Not that long ago, a “trans fat activist” would have had an entirely different meaning…
And I might get a call from HR if I were to talk about getting my tranny rebuilt.
S3E01 contains a scene where the supporting cast cooks up various theories to explain how Holmes could still be alive, and one of them includes a passionate kiss between Holmes and Moriarty because their intense rivalry was actually sublimated sexual attraction. It was the writers responding to the emotionally damaged fans who kept insisting on shipping the two in the show’s various social media fora.
I’m old enough to remember when Stargate SG-1 did the same thing, except it consisted of the two characters awkwardly explaining to each other painfully obvious reasons why they could never have a relationship without the entire premise of the show going up in smoke. Jeremy Piven’s Cupid had a similar scene early on.
The Stargate SG-1 production team were, in general, not entirely respectful of their fandom. Neither was Supernatural.
All fictional detectives are cheapjack pimps compared to Nick Danger, Third Eye.
Further to my comment from the last thread:
David Mamet is back in the public eye with a book of essays, Recessional: The Death of Free Speech and the Cost of a Free Lunch.
Oh, and coffee’s for closers only.
Wife and I have been watching the Zelenskyy series Servant of the People. It loses a little in translation but is pretty good. We’re only five episodes in and it has been quite interesting how much US influence there is for something that at the time no one would have ever believed any Americans would bother to be watching. President Lincoln even makes an appearance. It’s kind of bizarre to be watching a comedy show starring a guy we’ve seen on the news as a serious leader of a country embroiled in a war with a nuclear (or so they say) power. It’s one thing to know a Reagan as an actor then see him become president, of course after governor of California, etc. But to see some guy you only know from the news, then see him doing comedy bits…strange.
…in Chicago…a more innocent time?
Just a reminder that I saw the first movie version of it, called “About Last Night.” Cant remember anything about it except that it starred Rob Lowe and Demi Moore, except that I enjoyed it.
Just a reminder that I saw the first movie version of it
I saw the stage play in Toronto when I was in my late teens and fancied myself a budding theatre expert (how naive) and was greatly disappointed to find no sexual perversity whatsoever as the titillating title had suggested. Instead it was very much about adult relationships and mostly went over my young inexperienced head. It did, however, gain me great credibility among the avant garde crowd. I also saw the movie several years later. I was older and a little more experienced and could appreciate it at that point. I also saw it staged about twelve years ago and really enjoyed it. Amazing what experience can do.
“They do know we’re brothers, right?”
Trans, fat activist Lindo Bacon apparently is too white and not fat enough to write a book about ‘health at every size’
The hostage-video apology and subsequent, inevitable stoning session are quite telling. The tweeted replies rather suggest that there’s little point in offering apologies to The People With Pronouns In Their Bios, as the prospect of an apology resulting in people moving on, let alone forgiveness, seems somewhat remote.