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A perfectly normal cover story in the latest New York Magazine profiling a perfectly normal person.
The Emperor has no clothes and this is fucking nuts:
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/gabriel-mac-essay.html
I learned that this individual – when still identifying as a woman – allowed her male partner to “rape” her violently in order to “get over” having seen the aftermath of a rape in another woman.
How much did the health insurance company pay to facilitate this mental disorder?
Speaking of targets acquired.
Tim Newman really should start blogging again.
Tim Newman really should start blogging again.
It would be nice, yes.
It occurs to me that attempts to glamorise polyamory – presenting personal inadequacy as something brave and chic – are not unlike attempts to glamorise squatting. The childishness and avoidance of responsibility, for instance. Or the laughable unrealism and reluctance to think ahead. Or the efforts to disguise commonplace selfishness as some kind of moral sophistication, a status pose.
A perfectly normal cover story in the latest New York Magazine profiling a perfectly normal person.
New York magazine won’t let me read the item in question. Apparently, I’ve already gorged on too much of its content recently, despite the actual amount being nil. I can only guess as to whether this is a tragic loss.
Though I suppose the repackaging of dysfunction as both stunning and brave is something of a theme.
Like adding glitter to a car crash.
If you’re feeling particularly masochistic, https://12ft.io/ may be able to help.
If you’re feeling particularly masochistic, https://12ft.io/ may be able to help.
Ah, thanks. That’s new to me.
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That said, my appetite for body horror and severe mental illness is actually, and despite some of the content here, quite limited.
The London Times is being Wise and Thoughtful again: We need a global panel on fake news: “With the rapid spread of the new Omicron variant comes the spread of another deadly social disease: misinformation. Conspiracy theories and inaccurate news abound, again threatening to exacerbate the death toll and undermine management of the pandemic…Misinformation itself is an existential threat because it impedes action on virtually every global problem. It has stymied efforts to address climate change…election violence…attacks on minorities around the world…Which has led us to this conclusion: we need an Intergovernmental Panel for the Information Environment (IPIE)”
Via Tim Worstall, who is far too polite: “Dear God no. A global censor to insist upon what is truth? That’s a right off there matey, with the usual F word in front of it. When you’ve finished doing that you can then fuck off some more too.”
Note that the Times is now telling us that dissent from the Official Truth is now an “existential threat”.
If you’re feeling particularly masochistic…Posted by: David
Ah, thanks. That’s new to me…Posted by: David
Two Davids is too many before morning coffee. But then, the New York Magazine item was too much as well.
On a lighter note: driving in the USA vs. the UK.
Attention: mandatory dictionary and language update.
Yes, because when about to fall off a mountain and someone yells,”Pass me a ‘biner”, the first thought is that they are going to be handed a Mexican.
Nope, nope, triple nope. Too much like Carabinieri and any reference to cops would be triggering to BIPOC and other Alphabet People who are typically excluded from outdoor activities as we have learned here before. Clinging to the side of a mountain should be a safe space.
It is a wonder that Hillary and Norgay made it up Everest without these core values.
…driving in the USA vs. the UK.
Yeah, not entirely accurate, you can start in America, in Kentucky, and in four hours be in Orberlin, OH, which is a completely different socialist country.
“Wypipo, don’t let the sun set on you at this concert!”
Oberlin College is 68% honkey, so any concert is going to be dominated by ytes, and if they weren’t going, the rest are going to have some spendy tickets.
Well, yeah, man, they are STASI, but like, you know, they are really mellow STASI.
These people are broken beyond all belief.
Yeah, not entirely accurate, you can start in America, in Kentucky, and in four hours be in Orberlin, OH, which is a completely different socialist country.
Indeed true. But close enough for expanding the consciousness of Europeans. 😀
completing a form with basic questions about drug use and consent
How about ideology and consent, comrade?
they are really mellow STASI.
Kalifornia Uber Alles.
“Oberlin College is 68% honkey”
You mean who self identify as cracker. Or Gringo… which, BTW, is a popular (esp with wipipo) restaurant chain here in SE Texas.
(so OB Colledge is likely even moar whitey… yikes)
Communist elected president in Chile. How long until the economy collapses? How long until political dissidents are imprisoned?
OK, the freezer thing doesn’t quite add up, but wackadoo, or just getting a good start on the rest of us?
Via Old Holborn: Passenger breastfeeds her cat, which she insists is a baby, not a cat. Truly, we are living in Heinlein’s ‘crazy years’.
What would we do without our magnificent public schools?
I can’t imagine why not.
driving in the USA vs. the UK.
The bread roll part is not untrue, as the matriarch of the local chip shop can confirm.
It is the season, Transformer of note.
“watching a 30-minute bystander training video and completing a form with basic questions about drug use and consent”
Well, that might have been a good idea at Riverfront in ’79…
*digs up “I’d walk over you to see The Who” t-shirt *
“Like adding glitter to a car crash.” so many great phrases here. I love it.
Someone from Europe should try driving out West in the US and then tell me one doesn’t need a car. The only reason WWII in France took a year after D-Day was because France had not a single highway, just horse cart ditches surrounded by hedgerows.
Chile electing a communist is so typical of people who think they can get free stuff somehow, for whom envy is a valid emotion.
Chile electing a communist is so typical of people who think they can get free stuff somehow, for whom envy is a valid emotion.
Oh well, at least Pinochet staved off the collapse for a few decades.
so many great phrases here. I love it.
Well, one of the vices of the age is the self-serving pretence that serious mental illness will somehow sort itself out if only the rest of us can be coerced to affirm it, loudly and often. And so, the self-mutilating bedlamite featured above can say, “There isn’t, I breathed deep, anything wrong with me.” And this is presented as a triumph, in which the reader is presumably supposed to share. All evidence to the contrary.
“I breathed deep”
In the gathering gloom?
With some watchlights?
Hmmm.
Much as one should disdain the perfidious French, one has to admit they have some great architecture, such as the Paris Opera House.
“one has to admit they have some great architecture, such as the Paris Opera House.”
You are a mean, nasty, little man*. And owe me a new gallon (Costco, perhaps?) of eye-bleach.
*yeah, I know. My fault for clickage. BTW, why is it in Engrish?
A perfectly normal cover story…
From that article:
See not a real man. No real man (no true Scotsman phallusy?) would cry if told he would have a huge penis, unless they were tears of joy.
Much as one should disdain the perfidious French…
Sigh.
Will David throw me out if I admit to, all in all, liking France?
Via the same Twitter channel: Georgia high school student, 16, charged as an adult for rape of 15-year-old.
Note how certain kinds of crimes get reported in England but covered up in America.
(no true Scotsman phallusy)
If the average Westerner were better educated, Monty Python would have named that Roman Phallus Maximus rather than Biggus Dickus. I wonder how many other jokes they dumbed down for us heathens.
Well, yeah, man, they are STASI, but like, you know, they are really mellow STASI.
Petite Asian girls lose out in the free-for-all when everyone is pushing up to the front. The Courtney Cox moments will continue to be monopolized by tall white girls.
On the other hand, Asian girls can publish wholesale racial slander without the slightest pushback. White students with nothing better to do at a concert than pushing the Asian students back … Has she gone through life believing that, or is she following the rewards of pretending to believe it? Did telling such lies in her application essay improve her chances of getting into Oberlin? Does the mutual reinforcement of her ethnic advocacy group make it harder to distinguish lies from reality? Are any of her goodwhite classmates likely to bring her back to reality, or to call her out on her ethnic animus?
Those soft-spoken, physically delicate blacks are pushed to the back (or into the Asian section, as it’s called in Oberlin) at rap concerts.
If only the Asian Diaspora Coalition applied that such principle and tact to their presence in the United States of America.
I’m sorry milady, the peasants are being impertinent as usual.
Paris opera house ad: she does indeed “own the floor” whether you like it or not. She could use sports but please do not wear the sports apparel. As I noted above, huge people now are role models in adverts. sigh. I suppose bald people as role models for hair salons are next.
You are a mean, nasty, little man*. And owe me a new gallon (Costco, perhaps?) of eye-bleach.
Makes one pine for l’âge heureux.
Asian Diaspora Coalition
Sounds like something from Mad Magazine or National Lampoon Magazine.
A Diaspora is when people are forced to flee their home. The Jews fleeing Nazi Germany is one. Asians coming to America is mostly not (unless fleeing communist china/cambodia). The big words just make them seem important.
Black people pushed to the back of a concert? Really? I can’t even picture it. As for asian girls in a rap concert, if 5ft2in and 105 lbs they should not get in that crowd near the front.
… she does indeed “own the floor” whether you like it or not.
Well, yeah, not like there is room for anyone else.
Meanwhile, what could possibly go wrong?
“suppose bald people as role models for hair salons”
*raises hand*
We’re folically challenged.
We’re folically challenged.
I prefer to think of myself as a sufferer of KIDs–Keratin Immune Deficiency.
What?
It’s no laughing matter you hirsute bigot.
own the floor
How do you know it’s territory marking? They tell you it’s territory marking.
In English, in Paris. But that’s not a thing the French are concerned about as much as they used to be. What a quaint notion it was: that if the English language gets into Francophone spaces, it causes American habits of thought to colonize French minds.
Ordinary people get arrested for writing graffiti on cultural artifacts. But if you’re an American shoe vendor (or indeed if you’re the French ministry of culture), you can juxtapose and interrogate and recenter, ie shove black women into white people’s eyelines and if they don’t like it so much the better.
True Confessions: Covid Criminal Division
All right, all right, I confess…we did it. And to be honest I’m damn proud. You conventional people with your morally superior attitudes. What do you know of the dark wants, nay needs of us unwashed commoners? You sit there sipping your gin & tonics, tut-tutting, looking down your impossibly long noses… squinting actually. How dare you! Until you’ve walked in our shoes, felt the hunger we feel, who are you to judge? Yes, dammit, yes we bought three packages of cream cheese when the sign said “limit two per customer”! There were two of us dammit! You people and your damn rules. You wait until we get to the checkout line to hit us with “That means two per family per day”. You thought I returned the extra package to the dairy case but bah! I fooled you! I left my wife to pay for the groceries and snuck around to the customer service counter and bought it there, snuck the package into my pocket, yes just like I stole it! And yes, I’m proud! Bwahahahaha! You fools! What are you gonna do about it now? Eh? Take that, Man!
[ Rearranges Christmas cards, puts cheap ones at back. ]
Russians feeling a little nostalgie de la boue?
It’s no laughing matter you hirsute bigot.
The preferred epithet is “follicle fascist”.
I admit to, all in all, liking France
Yes – but what about the French?
“When God created France he looked and saw that it was, indeed, a paradise. So he decided to create the French to balance things out.”
[ Rearranges Christmas cards, puts cheap ones at back. ]
It is the custom. 🙂
It is the custom. 🙂
It has to be said, I’m a harsh judge of Christmas cards.
It’s my only vice.
“one has to admit they have some great architecture, such as the Paris Opera House.”
Is it Kwanzaa already ?!
If you’re feeling particularly masochistic, https://12ft.io/ may be able to help.
Thanks for that.. I have tended to use this one before…
https://archive.ph/