“It doesn’t like my wife.” || AI deepfake translation demo. (h/t, Damian) || Insufficiently adhesive. || How to immobilise bees. || Bees and string. || Acid bassline generator. || It’s a job. || Or you could just brush. || Enrichment opportunity. || Stoopin’. || Nice save. || I can imagine your surprise. || Foodstuff disagreeable. || Stealth defecation. || “The 3D-printed surface is made of a material that repels faeces easily.” || Heimsoeth & Rinke K-model Enigma Cipher machine, circa 1940, £120,000. (h/t, Things) || Romantic night in. || Platform reduction in progress. || The progressive retail experience, parts 500, 501, 502, 503, and 504. || Patience tested. || When your children are props. || Not sure about the daylight gap. || On sorting. || One of these things is not like the other. || Today’s word is fondleworthy. || And finally, tremble, all ye enemies of freedom.

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One for the totally-balanced-educator files:

Meet DeDe Duffy. A preschool teacher in Cape Coral, FL. She says she teaches her students that if they don’t like their parents, they can find another family.

She also says she teaches them to be gay.

These are the people teaching your kids. pic.twitter.com/e5HJFzMOvD

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 11, 2023

Those pre-school children are in good hands, clearly. Ms Duffy’s pronouns, since you ask, are they and them.

Update, via the comments:

Rafi adds,

Well, it would be nice – refreshing, even – if these people worked out their serious mental health issues on their own time. Rather than, as seems to be the fashion, inflicting them on other people’s children.

Chris G offers the following,

Indeed. Ditto TikTok likes. And yet, as we’ve seen many times, the more scrupulously woke a teacher is, the more likely he is to issue the class instructions to remember his birthday, to use his made-up pronouns, to browse his social media accounts, and to tell him, seemingly daily, just how pretty he is.

Ms Duffy has now locked her social media accounts, so further illumination is, sadly, denied us. But it occurs to me that if I were employed to work with small children, I don’t think I would choose to film myself having eye-widening meltdowns – or to then share the recordings with lots of random strangers on TikTok and Instagram.

But maybe that’s just me. Shy soul that I am.

Azi asks,

The supply of bedlamite educators does seem all but inexhaustible. Such that one might wonder whether schools and universities, those fiefdoms of the progressive, are actively favouring the psychologically marginal. Presumably, there are people doing the hiring who think that emotional instability and pretentious “non-binary” pronouns denote an ideal candidate, an exemplar for impressionable children.

Rather than… well, you know.

Some items from the archives, on a loosely historical theme.

Perfecting The Species.

Professor James O’Flannery’s educational tour of the Chinese Revolution.

Magical Beings.

On replacing natural history with aboriginal woo.

My Kingdom For A Time Machine.

Julie Bindel tempts us with the “good old days of the feminist collective.”

Don’t Oppress My People With Your Public Libraries.

The history of ideas, as seen through the welding goggles of wokeness.

Ms Leung’s ill-tempered mouthings – of which the above is the merest hint – reveal a great deal, perhaps more than she intends, and it may help if you think of wokeness as a kind of rapid-onset morony. One that is applauded, and rewarded, in statusful institutions.

Also, open thread. Share ye links and bicker.

A reminder that modernity is a helluva thing. || “Poverty simulation event.” The venue, obviously, is a country club. || Incoming. || Question asked. || It’s low-calorie. || Closer to the boss, I guess. || Ungodly bathroom debate. || Because it’s an open wound. || His name is Jezebel Lilith Eve and he is a natural-born lesbian woman. || She uses the time to not listen, while applauding herself. || NASA’s rubber room. (h/t, Elephants Gerald) || Women in science. || Portland scenes. || Portland scenes 2. || The progressive retail experience, parts 496, 497, 498, and 499. || The progressive learning experience, a possible series. || It’s different when men do it. || Temptress detected. || I believe this is called influencing. || Today’s word is friction. Also wear-and-tear. || I get the feeling it’s not her first time. || Lost and found. || And finally, a feat of automotive derring-do.

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I was previously unfamiliar with the concept of bra euphoria:

Resulting, it seems, in hasty purchases and consequent discomfort. And so,

At which point, I should add that these bra-related dramas are from transgender Reddit, where passions run high, and agonies abound:

And,

And,

This latter detail is mentioned for the purposes of calibrating bra discomfort. I, for one, am learning things today.

Needless to say, a thread ensues, in which grumbles are aired regarding the need for repeated measurements, commission-based sales assistants, returns policies, underwiring, and the shortcomings of bra manufacturers, whose products are deemed wanting, on account of their generally being designed for the bodies of women.

Sadly, female sales assistants who find themselves helping strange men try on bras, repeatedly, did not participate in the discussion.

Update, via the comments:

I should also add that, in discussions of this kind, the term euphoria often has connotations of sexual arousal. Which raises the prospect of female sales assistants who find themselves helping strange men try on bras, repeatedly, while said men may be getting euphoric.

Not every sales assistant’s cup of tea, I should think.

Via.

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