Imagine Being This Bint
I bring you the deep thoughts of Ms Lily Kaplan. Or more precisely, the thoughts of her peers and educators, regurgitated wholesale in a Valley-Girl vocal fry:
Angry Leftist woman publishes negative review of a restaurant because she thinks it’s too “White”
She says it gives off vibes of “racism, misogyny, and ped*philia” because two White men own it.
If you live in the Phoenix area, consider supporting this restaurant. pic.twitter.com/wDGr0rKzpf
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 16, 2026
Quizzed on her assumptions, Ms Kaplan, a “social media consultant,” says,
And so, not knowing or caring, Ms Kaplan felt entitled to smear a local business, for likes and online clout, with a pre-emptively “unfriendly review,” in which she somehow associates the selling of tacos and carrot cake with “racism, misogyny and paedophilia,” and while describing the opening of a restaurant by two white men as representing “centuries of patriarchy,” and “such a bummer.”
For those of you sturdy enough to endure more of her voice, Ms Kaplan replies to her critics here. Albeit in a rambling and immensely self-flattering manner:
Her latest video doubling down. She’s beyond a misandrist and an absolute moron. pic.twitter.com/e2MXMibxXS
— TC (@tcgoldrush) June 16, 2026
Disdaining strangers, especially men, for being white, as if it were some invalidating condition, isn’t racism, you see, all appearance to the contrary. It’s “punching upwards,” and therefore virtuous, indeed heroic. It’s “speaking truth to power.” And white men as a notional group – including unsuspecting restaurant proprietors – are, it seems, in need of some punching.
Those who suggest otherwise are, and I quote, “fucking idiots.”
Readers may wish to try downing a shot of tequila every time she says “white” in a weary, sneery, but in-no-way-racist way. Inevitably, Ms Kaplan is keen to tell us how she’s “so for real.” “I definitely speak my mind,” says she.
Or at least someone else’s.
Update, via the comments:
Chow Bag quotes this:
And adds,
Indeed. Throughout madam’s rote and modish regurgitations, I kept feeling an urge to shout, THOSE AREN’T YOUR THOUGHTS. THAT ISN’T YOUR MIND.
It’s just the programme running.
Though I suppose the fundamental obnoxiousness is quite sincere.
The real deal, as it were.
I’ve listened to her explanation of “healthy masculinity” (with her at the center, of course) 3 times and STILL can’t figure out what she’s saying. “Shutting down” has a gender?
IMHO she’s just another “I’m gonna be a STAR!” theater kid who couldn’t stand being a one-hit wonder and moved into a “Look at me!” performance promotional every time the applause died down. Cute starlet declares being a lesbian, D-list lesbian declares gender-fluid then trans then does surgery (along with photoshoot of now boobless chest).
She can barely pass as a butch lesbian, let alone some effeminate guy, so we can wonder what’s next when she’s unemployed again. I don’t think this ends well for her.
Because I had to look it up…
That pin is real
I ain’t jokin’
A 30 dollar
Obama token.
“If I keep scraping this sandpaper up and down my forearms, then I will be happy.”
From the description:
Leave aside for a moment that the Obama “Foundation” has a training program for “emerging leaders” and consider the symbolism of selling a crudely stamped pin made out of a substance that will dissolve into a slurry if it gets wet.
And then charging $30 for the pre-schooler project.
They know we know it is all a grift and they don’t care.
Unfired clay = mud. Just harking back to the building material of choice for huts in his native land.
I’m pulling for the ending where, once she has run every possible option of look-at-me grift that she can think of, she ultimately lands on the idea of de-transitioning and realizes she can grift and sue everyone who helped her do this to herself. Imagine the fireworks. Gotta hit when the irony is hot though. Before all the children who have been harmed steal the spotlight.
From the website: “due to unprecedented demand, shipping delays have occurred.”
I call bullshit.