Imagine Being This Bint
I bring you the deep thoughts of Ms Lily Kaplan. Or more precisely, the thoughts of her peers and educators, regurgitated wholesale in a Valley-Girl vocal fry:
Angry Leftist woman publishes negative review of a restaurant because she thinks it’s too “White”
She says it gives off vibes of “racism, misogyny, and ped*philia” because two White men own it.
If you live in the Phoenix area, consider supporting this restaurant. pic.twitter.com/wDGr0rKzpf
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) June 16, 2026
Quizzed on her assumptions, Ms Kaplan, a “social media consultant,” says,
And so, not knowing or caring, Ms Kaplan felt entitled to smear a local business, for likes and online clout, with a pre-emptively “unfriendly review,” in which she somehow associates the selling of tacos and carrot cake with “racism, misogyny and paedophilia,” and while describing the opening of a restaurant by two white men as representing “centuries of patriarchy,” and “such a bummer.”
For those of you sturdy enough to endure more of her voice, Ms Kaplan replies to her critics here. Albeit in a rambling and immensely self-flattering manner:
Her latest video doubling down. She’s beyond a misandrist and an absolute moron. pic.twitter.com/e2MXMibxXS
— TC (@tcgoldrush) June 16, 2026
Disdaining strangers, especially men, for being white, as if it were some invalidating condition, isn’t racism, you see, all appearance to the contrary. It’s “punching upwards,” and therefore virtuous, indeed heroic. It’s “speaking truth to power.” And white men as a notional group – including unsuspecting restaurant proprietors – are, it seems, in need of some punching.
Those who suggest otherwise are, and I quote, “fucking idiots.”
Readers may wish to try downing a shot of tequila every time she says “white” in a weary, sneery, but in-no-way-racist way. Inevitably, Ms Kaplan is keen to tell us how she’s “so for real.” “I definitely speak my mind,” says she.
Or at least someone else’s.
Update, via the comments:
Chow Bag quotes this:
And adds,
Indeed. Throughout madam’s rote and modish regurgitations, I kept feeling an urge to shout, THOSE AREN’T YOUR THOUGHTS. THAT ISN’T YOUR MIND.
It’s just the programme running.
Though I suppose the fundamental obnoxiousness is quite sincere.
The real deal, as it were.
Were there any non-whites in The Jetsons?
FFS, what happened to the drinks prices?!
Too many boobies. Sorry.
Tar. Feathers. Lampposts. Tumbrils.
Septum ring, of course.
I always preferred places with a $10 cover charge over the “two drink minimum” BS. The idea that someone was watching me that closely in one of those places…
David’s feeling nostalgic for his squandered youth.
Atlanta woman asks question, but somehow avoids the glaringly obvious answer.
Instead, she concludes wicked corporations.
[ Post updated again. ]
She deliberately intensified it in her rebuttal video.
Is she for real? She uttered every single slogan and cliche on the Left, and it was pitch-perfect. Almost too perfect. A carefully calibrated script to set every conservative’s teeth on edge.
Woke-maxxing.
I am skepticism.
And yet I think fundamental obnoxiousness is actually quite hard to fake.
[ Schedules tomorrow’s Ephemera, braces self for impending haircut. ]
I suppose it’s also worth remembering that when listening to such creatures – or worse, being in their presence – there’s often a sense of unrealism, of performance. Just with varying levels of expertise. There’s rarely a sense of ideas being originated – now, in real time – merely incantations being recalled. The words to be mouthed.
Again,
It’s just the programme running.
Yes, she’s either a spectacular satirist or a Cluster B nightmare.
I got to the part where she mentions how much harder it is starting a business if you are not a pale pink person and stopped. I wonder if the ‘software’ she’s running has any updates about the multiplicity of loans available to the swarthy which specifically exclude the PPPs? Probably not.
Also, perhaps it’s just her phone camera but she’s giving real Sid from Ice Age eye-spacing energy.
Er, I think The Jeffersons was meant to be the reference.
[ Imagines a mashup called The Jettersons. ]
Cloudbuster:
Oh no you don’t!
We’ve already got enough crazy Leftie Jews here already – although the violent end of the Oslo Piece Plan has slapped some of them awake…
Besides she probably wouldn’t set foot in Occupied Palestine.
All yours, bubba.
Just TBC, my suspicion that it is fake is not necessarily satire but an attempt to save a banal business that is likely failing by scaring up some sympathy business.
Or – hear me out – she’s just a cow.
Recycled and cliched thinking as an excuse for an extended juvenile sneering, yes.
But I find that video kind of mesmerising. There’s something just so… America about that whole scenery.
See also “…being mad about crap they made up…”
“Fate wrote her a most tremendous tragedy, and she played it in tights”
[ Titivates store-bought pizza. ]
“Cook, cook, cook, cook, cook…”
The Jeffersons would have reversed the races.
And the baby would have been returned tout suite.
Or…consider this…she’s a cow and a grifter working to help the failing pool boys.
One other thing about that 2023 Charger that the white dealer was “selling” to the ghetto guy…None of that was real. I just don’t see how anyone could expect to get those multiple tens of thousands back or the car in reasonable condition from that guy. The whole thing was just an advert for eyeballs.
Di posted that at the end of a previous thread where we discussed the absurdity. I fantasized about movie star Elliott and I hanging out at a bar drinking beer and shooting pool, I think Steve McQueen was with us…anyway…watching it again I am curious if she even passes as an effeminate gay man or do her chromosomes still shine through?
A bullshit definition of masculinity. Just lots of words strung together. It’s painful to watch her attempt to rationalize her insanity.
Watching it elsewhere brought that quotation to mind.
I’m a thousand miles from that event and when I bought my 2017 Kia for $16k cash the dealer did the same gladhanding photo op. It’s standard practice for dealerships.
And again – the interest rates and amortizations are based on the assumption that they will default on the loan at some point, so the dealer gets the value of the car before that’s estimated to happen.
I feel nothing but pity for Page. She was certainly both emotionally and sexually abused in Hollywood, and then pushed in exactly the wrong direction for “help”.
Why the whole business isn’t criminally indicted and shut down is beyond me (rhetorical of course).
‘You will be enriched.’
Bill to allow children to secretly divorce their parents without cause.
The author is a queer activist. Of course.
Neither one of us knows anything for certain about this but as a betting man…Look, according to Grok the dealership exists, it is in Houston, so that much is real but the ad is selling the “anyone can get approved” vibe. Interest rates and amortizations don’t mean jack shit after that car (theoretically) leaves the lot. As I said previously, the probability of getting that car back on a repo (which again, comes with its own costs) and in a reasonably resellable state decreases substantially every month. There is no amortization rate that can wish that risk away. Payments would have to be in the multiple thousands of dollars a month and thus the buyers would not exist. Now maybe…maybe if our hoodrat-appearing customer is putting on an act but is really a known, trustworthy guy…for the purposes of getting around any false advertising legalities….yeah…maybe.
Or, as I originally said, the money for that loan is coming from, or backed by, sucker taxpayers.
Ms Page talks about being all smiley-faced for photos, almost unnaturally so, but I ain’t seen those photos. Maybe they don’t get surfaced in my neck of the woods, but all I see of her is profound sadness.
She has been much sinned against. She’s trying desperately to cope. I hope she finds peace somehow, but the odds aren’t good if she remains in Hollywood.
Oh, you remember that Obamination of a presidential library? The one that looks like it belongs on Tattooine?
Them as requested it be built ain’t been paying the builders.
True to form, Leftists. Stay classy.
The rims, big market for 23s.
Like lasers aimed at a spinning disco ball.
The SPLC-funding-Nazis story gets better and better.
And then there was the elaborate terrorist plot to commit mass murder at the cage match on the White House lawn. The rancid little punks were going to detonate some drones, sending people running straight into an area where there would be snipers waiting.
The plot was broken up when the MOTHER of one of the conspirators noticed something fishy going on — her kid was buying guns and protective gear and acting odd — so she called the cops and said “I think my kid is planning to hurt people.”
He was living in his parents’ basement and his own MOM broke them up.
Pathetic.
Not only that, the Obama Foundation has only deposited $1 million of the promised $470 million in a fund to guarantee the long-term financial solvency of the Obama Flak Tower.
That’s infinitely better than Bill Ayers’ father who protected him from terrorism prosecution.
Same thing. Too big, too many people with too much power involved. It reaches so far that the entire industry would collapse catastrophically. This has been going on forever. The Two Coreys tried to warn us back in the 90s.
Corey Feldman gets some – moderately justified – criticism for not substantiating his allegations, but I met the guy when he was in Canada shooting an episode of Big Wolf on Campus (don’t ask) and if he wasn’t horrifically sexually abused as a child, then he’s the best damn method actor the Academy has ever seen.
Oscar would like a word.
Real class – the entrance fees to the “museum”. ID required BTW, but 23 smackers for a kid and 30 frogskins for a 12 year old adult would be half as expensive if it were twice as cheap.
Be sure to visit the gift shop where you can score a sweet pin like this one for a mere 30 clams.(the designer name might have been edited, the pin, not so much)
GRift shop.
Thing asserted. Question asked.
Them as requested it be built ain’t been paying the builders.
From the link:
Shareef don’t like it! Rock the casbah, rock the casbah.
Oscar would like a word.
Cloudflare sez “You have been blocked!” – no People’s Cube for me.
Can you find another way to link to whatever that was? You link gets blocked:
Tor is your friend.
Pin:
That would be this thread on The People’s Blog.
What is being done to Britons today is vastly worse than what led to the American Revolution. The hardest hard-line monarchist would be repelled.