More items regarding that Thing That Never Happens:

A tale of paedophilia, pretending, and legal priorities:

[Brian] Buckingham’s… attorneys briefly began to explore the possibility of a “sexsomnia” defense after receiving a report that suggested Buckingham may have a tendency to perform sexual acts in his sleep.

That’s violating his own ten-year-old son and then distributing evidence of his crimes to likeminded individuals for purposes of titillation. Should things be unclear.

Buckingham claimed that Bureau of Prisons had violated… his rights… by denying him access to “medically necessary care.” Buckingham described himself as a “transgender female” in the motion, and claimed that he was at risk of irreparable harm if the accommodations were not provided to him.

Buckingham submitted two declarations to support his case, including one from Dr Dan H Karasic, a Professor Emeritus of Psychiatry at the University of California San Francisco.

The professor, our esteemed intellectual, recommended that Mr Buckingham, who now wishes to be referred to as “Nani Love Buckingham,” be indulged immediately with “facial feminisation surgery, laser hair removal, and voice/speech therapy as gender affirming care.” Entirely at the expense of law-abiding taxpayers.

Because his wellbeing and dignity matter so much.

And then there’s this fun-house mirror tale:

A police officer in DeKalb County, Georgia, is under investigation after asking a trans-identified male to leave the women’s restroom at a local library.

The police officer being the one whose actions were deemed incongruous.

Sasha Swinson, a man who identifies as a woman, was using the library’s female restroom. After exiting, a male police officer approached him and asked him to use the men’s facilities instead. Speaking to local news, Swinson claims the officer then added: “You’re not a woman. That’s obvious,” speaking loudly enough for others nearby to hear.

Oh, calamity. Oh, cruel, unfeeling world.

Readers are welcome to judge for themselves whether the officer’s appraisal was wildly off the mark:

Putting quite a lot of faith in the wig, I see.

The redoubtable ladies at Reduxx have, of course, taken an interest in Mr Swinson:

Reduxx has located a Pintrest profile belonging to Swinson… that reveals his interest in cross-dressing fetishism, and includes concerning themes such as an interest in young boys wearing female attire.

I’ll spare you the vivid details, but suffice it to say that Mr Swinson is an enthusiast of children in wigs and gowns, and what is referred to as “suggestive” attire. The words “hot” and “delicious” are used. So, clearly, no reason to worry about Mr Swinson’s presence in places he shouldn’t be.

And because things aren’t quite as unhinged as they could be:

A trans-identified male… has admitted to cannibalising his victim’s corpse after killing him. Gabriella Sears, born Dereck Donald Sears… later told [psychiatrist, Dr Robert] Lacroix that he believed he was following “telepathic instructions from a child ghost” directing him to remove and consume [victim, Darren] Middleton’s testicles – which had never been recovered by police.

Dr Lacroix was careful to refer to Mr Sears with female pronouns and honorifics throughout. Lest he be thought rude, one assumes.

Again, readers may wish to note the effort required by this feat of mislabelling:

Ah, a shimmering vision of womanliness.

Oh, and since you ask, yes, the testicles were eaten.




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