Friday Ephemera (791)
At last, a camera for your toilet bowl. || And lo, her chakras were aligned. || Can cleaning your car increase its value? || I have questions regarding the décor. || On elephants’ toenails. || On self-knowledge and its absence. || At last, a miracle breakthrough. || The British in Benidorm, 1983. || Meanwhile, in the world of art. || And in musical theatre news. || A brief history of the sewing machine. || The man who walked on his head, 1904. (h/t, Neatorama) || Sign language translation gloves. || She’s swag and awesome, you hear? || Today’s word is inadvisable. || The story of the THX Deep Note. || She’s squeezing out the patriarchy with her pelvic floor exercises. || He caused a crash, stole the attending ambulance, then crashed that too. || He has cute little girl feet. || Some unfortunate flaccidity.
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There’s a sucker born every minute.
Pronunciation guide: “New Age” rhymes with “sewage”.
So that’s what they’re for.
Single file, please, follow the ‘Exit’ signs, single file, . . .
Letting all the voices have a say.
Would not ever want to be in that head.
Past time to make retroactive abortions a thing.
Am sorely tempted to interrupt guided tours at art museums to ask “How much did you pay for this shite?”
Pairs so well with that hairline.
The obsession with saving the Spotted Owl genome.
To the point of madness.
One-star review of note.
Cultural appropriation FTW.
“Today’s word is inadvisable.“
Zookeepers do it with CO2 Fire Extinguishers!
“I have questions regarding the décor.”
Traveller family, if I had to guess.