Hair Dysphoria
New frontier of human suffering discovered and declared:
Has anyone else experienced Green Hair Dysphoria?
I’m working thru my own hair issues and conflicted about green dye or blue? Shave my head or no? What is my gender? I don’t even know! I need a safe space STAT. pic.twitter.com/1ldj2AhMFZ
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) February 23, 2025
And hey, what’s life without some fascinating complications:
“Does it feel dysphoric because it’s long, or does it feel better because it’s long?”
“A little bit of both. It kind of changes every day.”
Consider this an open thread.
By all means, share your hair-related agonies.
I have breakfast dysphoria. I made toast then I went off the idea.
I AM VERY COMPLICATED.
It’s so boring being normal where going to get your hair cut just means you tell your barber/stylist how much to take off without a lot of baggage.
I grew my hair fairly long a few years ago, but had it cut off. Sadly, it was not a traumatic experience. And I’ve been growing it out again.
Also… WTF is hair dysphoria?!
And then, of course, this:
Because finding an indulgent, gay hairdresser – one willing to, you know, cut hair – is a Herculean feat. An impossible task.
And of course it must be on video so the world can see your insecurities about getting your hair cut.
A bit of amusement.
I think the hairdresser is a trans-identifying female. It’s in the gravelly voice.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it…
All I could think of was if she was a witness on the stand that I had to have to give direct testimony – not cross-examination – it would be exhausting.
Your mistake was thinking of putting baked beans on it.
Finding a competent hairdresser? The struggle is real.
[ Knuckles whiten, breathes into paper bag. ]
Otherwise people might stop paying attention.
“We are better than white people at everything, better than them at every single thing.”