Friday Ephemera (746)
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With vigorous mashing, and a hint of garlic, I could make a coarse pâté.
[ Starts mashing testicles. ]
Somewhere there is a hissy fit being thrown:
I’m surprised they didn’t do this joke sooner.
The sound of evil.
Happily, the attacker did not survive.
I do so like a happy ending.
He’s going to need good lighting.
His cries of pain as he dies are music to my ears.
Another “migrant”?
Look away now.
Details are sketchy.
During his interrogation for multiple counts of rape and murder?
I want to see how she cleans the toaster.
Are your contemplations situated?
Well.
As I was sitting here enjoying a heaping helping of Testicules de dinde frits sur le pain grillé avec haricots a la Thompson™ I looked up the paper referenced in the link and I have to say, of all the academic arglebargle to which David has pointed us over the years this has to be near the, if not the actual, acme in both the literal and Warner Brothers sense.
Bear with me, I can be concise, “academics”, perhaps they are paid by the word, not so much…
No, seriously, I didn’t make that up. Ghosts. In “sense making systems” whatever they are but appear to be absent.
Like racism, it will be found regardless of whether it is actually there.
Vulnerableized. Right. That aside, I am having a bit of trouble seeing as how increased surveillance among
hookerssex workers for antimicrobial resistant STDs is a bad thing, or the simple fact that there are more female than male “sex workers” is an “entrenched gender disparity”.I could go on forever, the whole thing is nothing but words, not a single real scientific concept, idea, proposal, or fact relating to antimicrobial resistance. Of course I am not a sociologist, so how would I know that “…the goal of improved health “for all”. In a queer feminist posthuman framework, “all” should include more-than-human stakeholders…” I guess that is the ghosts again.
RTWT at your own risk.
[ Starts mashing testicles. ]
The turkey testicles. Right?
I don’t understand that – don’t men have greater upper body strength?
There’s also the chair challenge.
Already have a headache just from the snippets.
I have been reading to my grandkids. There are lots of books for bedtime featuring a mom or dad (human, bear, rabbit, cartoon) trying to get the small child sleepy. Ok. But there are some where the adult, who is saying how much he (always he) loves the little one, is clearly not related. Not a dad or brother or uncle. Just an adult. Creepy. Grooming.
I remember this was done on “All In The Family” TV show back in 1971.
Thank God YouTube remembers.
Already have a headache just from the snippets.
You have a headache?
After wading through that I am seriously considering getting into David’s Special Radiator Distilled No.12 Pruno Blend™, artisinally crafted with the finest alcohol derived from liquid shoe polish strained through a loaf of three day old bread.
Welcome to my world.
Exactly this.
Dude, she was merely suggesting a lacuna for further AMR research. That’s all you really needed to know.
Academia trains people to write opaquely rather than clearly:
Think of it as chaff being released to foil the pursuit of reality.
Or squid ink.
See: This is the Theory that Jack Built:
I have questions.
Florida man.
Or The Rattlin’ Bog
Florida man Harun Abdul-Malik Yener. Go ‘Noles!
It’s always those damned Lutherans, isn’t it?
But if the one on the left is a furry then they will demand that we say he’s a real elephant.
Is it time we ditched the word gardening?
How about ditching the idea that leftists should be tolerated?
Who’s filming that? The camera looks hand-held.
It might be fake.
I very nearly posted that myself. Good thing I read through the thread first.
Mr. Wong, the Grauniad horticulturalist, is A) confused, 2) bad at logic, and c) way way over paid. Mercifully, it was brief.
You owe me a refund, and no, fried testicles are not acceptable.
Bets on our host finding another use for his microwave?
Would your country be a good axe?
Who the hell does this?
Again, who does this?
Effing psychopaths.
Singaporean punishment using the rattan is always demonised by the luvvies and never properly covered by the media. Repeat offending rates in Western countries for crimes of violence and sex crimes, are between 47% and 63%. In Singapore, it’s 1.45%. Wonder why that difference exists? No matter how sociopathic or dumb the criminal is, they never, ever forget the pain of the rattan. It massively reduces crimes.
Hard sell:
Sadly, the full outpouring is behind a paywall.
Physical, and very public, humiliation – doing real damage to their nasty little egos – is a moral language that they are more likely to understand. It has a needed immediacy.
Best retort:
Indeed. But the above does illustrate how for some – say, self-styled liberals who demand “open borders now!” – contrivance and perversity are measures of status.
“Dog-sitting, but with extras.“
Hey, at least the dogs weren’t involved!
“You’ll be thrilled to hear there’s a new item on the menu.“
Bit of a conflict there between the packaging and the content label – but with nothing to provide scale….
I have a question about the turkey testicles – are they cheap? My dog enjoys a raw treat now and then. I already know he likes to tuck in to a turkey neck or chicken leg.
They seem inexpensive.
And my search history takes another beating.