School In the Morning
From the recent batch of Ephemera – Chloe makes these videos because he wants you to relax:
“Chloe”, a man who identifies as transgender, makes ASMR videos dressing up in women’s and girls’ clothing. One depicts a violent abduction and torture fantasy.
Some videos are aimed at children.
Chloe is allowed to use facilities for women and girls. pic.twitter.com/DmoNeSWOLk— Genevieve Gluck (@WomenReadWomen) May 23, 2024
The above features highlights from a video titled Psycho Girlfriend Kidnaps You.
You are feeling relaxed, aren’t you?
Perhaps you’d prefer some roleplay about a bra-fitting appointment.
Hey, I’m just giving you options.
Oh, and our whispering wonder’s Instagram account is a heady mix of seductive pouting, décolletage, and filters working overtime. He also wants us to know that women have no reason to be wary of gentle lady-beings such as himself.
It’s possible he’s not being entirely honest.
For the adventurous, an OnlyFans option is also available.
Via Genevieve Gluck.
I expect to be busy for a couple of days, so consider this an open thread.
Scroll quickly past the epilepsy inducing gif, summer camp awaits!
Who among us can forget the halcyon days of summer camp and the iconic LED led raves – let alone the dick shaped pancakes?
Our church-run sleep-away camp was run by a child molester but at least we didn’t have dick shaped pancakes. So there’s one thing to be thankful for right there. Today’s gonna be a better day…
California has no reason to exist.
a) Paper bags are bad, use plastic, but those are bad so use reusable plastic, but those are bad so use paper – for a dime a pop.
b) Gentlemen – feeling left out because there is no one to nag you about your driving? Your worries are over, the Solons of Sacramento bring you the Scoldometer!
Garçon– not to trouble you, but is there a way, seeing as how they are used so often, to make the Spam-No-Mor (Ausf. G)™ not gank archive.(someplace) links, or let us know which country codes are good?
Spasiba…
Freed. Busy cooking at moment. Up to my nipples in chillies. Not sure what scope there is for tweaking, but will poke about in the settings later.
my nipples in chillies
Third album by Dick Shaped Pancakes.
If anyone’s getting aroused by this thread, I’m unplugging the jukebox.
That would be amazing, considering the antaphrodisiac properties of this blog.
[ Sounds of beef being manhandled, grunting. ]
I have to say I’m glad I won’t be around to see where this all ends up.
The ‘nah, she knows her rights’ was the funniest comment.
I wish we weren’t being forced to pay for it.
What’s the opposite of arousal?
I never realized a moo could be so disturbing.
I wish this was satire
What is a “concentration” in this context? Is it like a major? Or just the title of their undergraduate thesis?
I will say I was expecting something akin to this where the last student was an obviously straight white male saying “my major is in mechanical engineering”.
OMG –I glossed-over this post once; I should have let it be, but no . . . I took a look at the links. Now I’m at a loss for words. It’s like a live action version of Salad Fingers. Total barf.
Worse for me is that this chucklehead has decided to speak for trans women at large; clearly because Chloe is a complete and unassailable paragon of virtue (again total barf).
It doesn’t take a psychology degree to see that this is a zero star person whom I hope is being watched carefully by the local constabulary.
This is my first comment here. I’m a trans woman and I’ve lurked on David’s blog for years. I think David is an absolute a top notch internet entertainer. His regular takedowns of the clown quarter have become part of my mornings and have become as habit forming as my coffee.
I hope you guys in the commentariat don’t think less of me for it (being trans and all), just know that not all trans men and women believe what the purple-haired lunatics do. I think David would agree with me that large portions of what used to be part of the LGBT community has been left behind by this ‘vanguard of progressive virtue’ . . . thankfully for me, that group left me behind a very long time ago.
I assume it’s not this beef.
The Cessna 210 landing…
Leaving the gear up was probably The whole deal. Dropping them would increase drag so much, immediately, he’d never have made it.
Story: back in the 70s NASA Ames in Silicon Valley had a small research plane called the YO-3 Quiet Star. Had a single, WOOD, propeller. One day pilot “Steve” forgets to lower the gear before landing. When the prop tips start hitting the runway he goes Oh Shit!, slams the throttle, and succeeds in climbing away. Tries again, all OK.
Fast forward about 15 years. A Retirement party is being held for Steve. During the part where folks were telling their memories of flying with him, “Bob” presents Steve with a paper bag full of wood splinters. “Oh, you left these on the runway, thought you might want them back”.
Yes, Bob had saved them for fifteen years, just for that moment.
One for the brochure. And it is about time I refreshed my testimonials.
Previous brochure entries, since you ask, include Crawford’s rather poetic description,
And Charlie Suet’s more down-to-earth,
Which still makes me laugh.
Post Thompson Stress Disorder.
Try sitting here, matey.
Our new car scolds us if we take our eyes off the road. Not sure if we can turn that off yet.
The reasons not to ever buy a new car just keep piling up.
[ Slides ashtray of unwrapped boiled sweets towards gathered curmudgeons. ]
[ Considers possibility that washing ashtray first might have been an idea. ]
Ya think?
[ Rattles ashtray of boiled sweets in effort to entice. ]
[ Brushes ash off of sleeve. ]
Our new car scolds us if we take our eyes off the road. Not sure if we can turn that off yet.
Something like these might do the trick, though you might trade off a little peripheral vision.
“Street justice or too cruel?“
Not where I would have tied the rope.
How long until cars scold us for what we look at?
CBD at Ace of Spades:
Chloe makes me want to sew my eyes closed, like that lunatic on the thread the other day.
Chloe is an inspiration for the meme “That’s enough internet for today”.
I’d have guessed you were more likely to manhandle the inverted pork rectums.
[ PTSD returns. ]
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
beef being manhandled, grunting
I thought it was a euphemism.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I’m not saying all the ills of Western society are caused by two generations being raised by single mothers, but how about we get rid of no-fault divorce for a while and just see what happens?
That wouldn’t affect the offspring of careless hookups. Maybe refuse to support single mothers unless the fathers live in the home and contribute to the upkeep of mother and child. Maybe the gubmint could match the father’s input up to a certain threshold, such that the better he does, the better they do.
It occurs to me that there’s something vaguely symbolic about an SFGATE columnist writing about the fascinating awesomeness of California’s “weed lounges,” only to induce tedium with endless, repetitive mentions of how high he is, and how high everyone else around him is too. The author, we learn, is “high as balls.” The receptionist is “probably high.” “Your budtender is likely to be high.” And so on and so forth.
Compelling isn’t quite the word.
SFGATE, I discovered, has a Cannabis Editor.
The most expensive “top package” Sky TV subscription is the bare minimum she can knock it down to. “So babbie can have all’t cartoon channels.”
Taxpayers, know your place.
Meanwhile in St. Petersburg (Florida, not the other one) a manhunt is on for a felonious desperate desperado.
Sob. Choke.
The creatures that do this, I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to kill them.
Saves so much time, and money, and later heartache.
Sob. Choke.
Good lord man, have you no feelings, no empathy for the vicious and wanton defacement of “a public love letter to the residents of St. Pete”?
SMDH
In other news, relentless British improvements to the world’s cuisine continue. Not content with risking another War of 1812 with the United States over the use of tomato sauce on hot dogs, a British chef has brought out a new pizza topping – baked beans and black pudding. A Mr. Farnsworth M Muldoon, among others, has been approached for comments.