School In the Morning
From the recent batch of Ephemera – Chloe makes these videos because he wants you to relax:
“Chloe”, a man who identifies as transgender, makes ASMR videos dressing up in women’s and girls’ clothing. One depicts a violent abduction and torture fantasy.
Some videos are aimed at children.
Chloe is allowed to use facilities for women and girls. pic.twitter.com/DmoNeSWOLk— Genevieve Gluck (@WomenReadWomen) May 23, 2024
The above features highlights from a video titled Psycho Girlfriend Kidnaps You.
You are feeling relaxed, aren’t you?
Perhaps you’d prefer some roleplay about a bra-fitting appointment.
Hey, I’m just giving you options.
Oh, and our whispering wonder’s Instagram account is a heady mix of seductive pouting, décolletage, and filters working overtime. He also wants us to know that women have no reason to be wary of gentle lady-beings such as himself.
It’s possible he’s not being entirely honest.
For the adventurous, an OnlyFans option is also available.
Via Genevieve Gluck.
I expect to be busy for a couple of days, so consider this an open thread.
Scroll quickly past the epilepsy inducing gif, summer camp awaits!
Who among us can forget the halcyon days of summer camp and the iconic LED led raves – let alone the dick shaped pancakes?
Our church-run sleep-away camp was run by a child molester but at least we didn’t have dick shaped pancakes. So there’s one thing to be thankful for right there. Today’s gonna be a better day…
California has no reason to exist.
a) Paper bags are bad, use plastic, but those are bad so use reusable plastic, but those are bad so use paper – for a dime a pop.
b) Gentlemen – feeling left out because there is no one to nag you about your driving? Your worries are over, the Solons of Sacramento bring you the Scoldometer!
Garçon– not to trouble you, but is there a way, seeing as how they are used so often, to make the Spam-No-Mor (Ausf. G)™ not gank archive.(someplace) links, or let us know which country codes are good?
Spasiba…
Freed. Busy cooking at moment. Up to my nipples in chillies. Not sure what scope there is for tweaking, but will poke about in the settings later.
my nipples in chillies
Third album by Dick Shaped Pancakes.
If anyone’s getting aroused by this thread, I’m unplugging the jukebox.
That would be amazing, considering the antaphrodisiac properties of this blog.
[ Sounds of beef being manhandled, grunting. ]
I have to say I’m glad I won’t be around to see where this all ends up.
The ‘nah, she knows her rights’ was the funniest comment.
I wish we weren’t being forced to pay for it.
What’s the opposite of arousal?
I never realized a moo could be so disturbing.
I wish this was satire
What is a “concentration” in this context? Is it like a major? Or just the title of their undergraduate thesis?
I will say I was expecting something akin to this where the last student was an obviously straight white male saying “my major is in mechanical engineering”.
OMG –I glossed-over this post once; I should have let it be, but no . . . I took a look at the links. Now I’m at a loss for words. It’s like a live action version of Salad Fingers. Total barf.
Worse for me is that this chucklehead has decided to speak for trans women at large; clearly because Chloe is a complete and unassailable paragon of virtue (again total barf).
It doesn’t take a psychology degree to see that this is a zero star person whom I hope is being watched carefully by the local constabulary.
This is my first comment here. I’m a trans woman and I’ve lurked on David’s blog for years. I think David is an absolute a top notch internet entertainer. His regular takedowns of the clown quarter have become part of my mornings and have become as habit forming as my coffee.
I hope you guys in the commentariat don’t think less of me for it (being trans and all), just know that not all trans men and women believe what the purple-haired lunatics do. I think David would agree with me that large portions of what used to be part of the LGBT community has been left behind by this ‘vanguard of progressive virtue’ . . . thankfully for me, that group left me behind a very long time ago.
I assume it’s not this beef.
The Cessna 210 landing…
Leaving the gear up was probably The whole deal. Dropping them would increase drag so much, immediately, he’d never have made it.
Story: back in the 70s NASA Ames in Silicon Valley had a small research plane called the YO-3 Quiet Star. Had a single, WOOD, propeller. One day pilot “Steve” forgets to lower the gear before landing. When the prop tips start hitting the runway he goes Oh Shit!, slams the throttle, and succeeds in climbing away. Tries again, all OK.
Fast forward about 15 years. A Retirement party is being held for Steve. During the part where folks were telling their memories of flying with him, “Bob” presents Steve with a paper bag full of wood splinters. “Oh, you left these on the runway, thought you might want them back”.
Yes, Bob had saved them for fifteen years, just for that moment.
One for the brochure. And it is about time I refreshed my testimonials.
Previous brochure entries, since you ask, include Crawford’s rather poetic description,
And Charlie Suet’s more down-to-earth,
Which still makes me laugh.
Post Thompson Stress Disorder.
Try sitting here, matey.
Our new car scolds us if we take our eyes off the road. Not sure if we can turn that off yet.
The reasons not to ever buy a new car just keep piling up.
[ Slides ashtray of unwrapped boiled sweets towards gathered curmudgeons. ]
[ Considers possibility that washing ashtray first might have been an idea. ]
Ya think?
[ Rattles ashtray of boiled sweets in effort to entice. ]
[ Brushes ash off of sleeve. ]
Our new car scolds us if we take our eyes off the road. Not sure if we can turn that off yet.
Something like these might do the trick, though you might trade off a little peripheral vision.
“Street justice or too cruel?“
Not where I would have tied the rope.
How long until cars scold us for what we look at?
CBD at Ace of Spades:
Chloe makes me want to sew my eyes closed, like that lunatic on the thread the other day.
Chloe is an inspiration for the meme “That’s enough internet for today”.
I’d have guessed you were more likely to manhandle the inverted pork rectums.
[ PTSD returns. ]
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
beef being manhandled, grunting
I thought it was a euphemism.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
I’m not saying all the ills of Western society are caused by two generations being raised by single mothers, but how about we get rid of no-fault divorce for a while and just see what happens?
That wouldn’t affect the offspring of careless hookups. Maybe refuse to support single mothers unless the fathers live in the home and contribute to the upkeep of mother and child. Maybe the gubmint could match the father’s input up to a certain threshold, such that the better he does, the better they do.
It occurs to me that there’s something vaguely symbolic about an SFGATE columnist writing about the fascinating awesomeness of California’s “weed lounges,” only to induce tedium with endless, repetitive mentions of how high he is, and how high everyone else around him is too. The author, we learn, is “high as balls.” The receptionist is “probably high.” “Your budtender is likely to be high.” And so on and so forth.
Compelling isn’t quite the word.
SFGATE, I discovered, has a Cannabis Editor.
The most expensive “top package” Sky TV subscription is the bare minimum she can knock it down to. “So babbie can have all’t cartoon channels.”
Taxpayers, know your place.
Meanwhile in St. Petersburg (Florida, not the other one) a manhunt is on for a felonious desperate desperado.
Sob. Choke.
The creatures that do this, I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to kill them.
Saves so much time, and money, and later heartache.
Sob. Choke.
Good lord man, have you no feelings, no empathy for the vicious and wanton defacement of “a public love letter to the residents of St. Pete”?
SMDH
In other news, relentless British improvements to the world’s cuisine continue. Not content with risking another War of 1812 with the United States over the use of tomato sauce on hot dogs, a British chef has brought out a new pizza topping – baked beans and black pudding. A Mr. Farnsworth M Muldoon, among others, has been approached for comments.
A Mr. Farnsworth M Muldoon, among others, has been approached for comments.
Beans and blood sausage – the resemblance of that to real pizza is very much like your present PM resembling Winston Churchill.
I suppose the comparison of the latter is probably now a Thoughtcrime™ and I’ll be banned from the UK.
[ Returns from the linked item. ]
Good Lord, what a tedious, dull, boring, drab, awful ignorant git.
And he wastes no time in telling you how awful he is, beginning his blather with a disparagement of Amsterdam’s world famous museums:
And it’s only downhill from there.
Hey, if we’re going down, we’re taking the Germans with us. And the chuffing Dutch.
Yes, it’s quite the feat of tedium. Mr Magary’s tale isn’t even that of some first-time ingénue being led astray in the big city. It’s all a bit Listen To Some Tosser Talking About Being Stoned Again. I suppose that’s rather the problem with getting high anecdotes more generally – you sort of had to be there.
Remember Karl Marx’s lunatic assertion that in the future communist utopia people will hunt in the morning, fish in the afternoon, and do literary criticism after dinner?
Dostoyevsky and others were closer to the mark with the view that most people would do nothing high minded but instead would eat and drink to excess, further dulling their already dull minds.
APPLAUD ME, I’M SO DARING.
It’s curious how, for some people, being daring always seems to mean gratuitously imposing on others, or alarming them, or inconveniencing them in some way. Or making a mess that some other sucker will have to clear up.
A rather narrow definition of daring, given the possibilities, but hey-ho.
Let’s replace “pretty sure” with “absolutely sure”.
And then there’s the question of what to do with the “liberals” who protect these thugs.
When a feral is at the stage of casual, practised, armed carjacking – and merrily terrorising women and small children – I think we can assume that their trajectory is pretty much locked in. The prospect of some radical, 180-degree course correction is, shall we say, remote. Their continued existence, should it be permitted, seems likely to be entirely parasitic and almost certain to bring more horror and sorrow to the law-abiding.
If you have to repeat, you become a gender re-assignment surgeon.
It’s a start but the problem lies more with the acceptance of bastardy.
Maybe the gubmint could stop subsidising bastards.
Found on an open tab this morning, Why Society Isn’t Logical Or Rational. But that’s what you get when you try to apply…oh, never mind…
It seems likely that £400/month doesn’t include room and board.
You left out the miserable fat Belgian bastards.
Calla is a student and an ‘organiser’. Calla’s grasp of causality leaves room for improvement.
And do scroll down for the unintended punchline.
There are black people whom I have known that I respect much more than most of the white peoples I know. Not that I think all that highly of the white people that I know. That said, while I will refrain from using it here, and online in general, the “N word” (so called) is becoming a necessary element of my vocabulary.
Coincidentally, this appears on the same day’s page. I am offended. The bar snacks in this fine establishment are not just sourced, they are curated.
A stunning and brave Australian MP tweets about his service as…Parliamentary Secretary for Men’s Behaviour Change. Is it possibly something in the English language that is making us stupider?
Just wait ’til Calla can’t get toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, or shampoo for love or money.
Is that supposed to be a government department or something?
With a cattle prod.
How about a Parliamentary Secretary for Muslim’s Behaviour Change?
If you keep scrolling down through the replies, you’ll see that Calla uses the words shoplifting and steal in dismissive scare quotes. Because, you know. The people whose businesses – whose livelihoods – are being robbed, habitually and in ways that are alarming, and whose working environment is being fundamentally degraded… Well. They don’t count.
Ditto any law-abiding customers.
In Jacksonville Florida, God help us. But I strongly suspect that this is rather common and accepted in parts of the Third World, based on an off-hand comment I read long ago by a scientist traveling in Central America.
All Cultures Are The Same And We Must Not Judge.™
Unfortunately, Field Marshals Kitchener are few and far between.
“I’m middle class” says white woman worth $140 million.
No worries. The kind and caring professionals at the Florida Department of Children and Families will soon have mother and child reunited. It’s not like the mother is some sort of right-wing Christian or something.
Have you by chance read Hardy’s The Mayor of Casterbridge?
No, only The Return of the Native and Tess of the D’Ubervilles, in school. And that was so long ago that I remember essentially nothing.
From the comments:
Thread of possible interest.
As best I recall, after all these years, a woman offered her pre-teen daughter to the scientist while he was traveling by bus to some rural site. And the other people on the bus were astonished that he declined what they viewed as a marvelous offer. That is the basis for my belief that such child abuse is not just widespread but widely accepted as normal and acceptable. Many Americans are aware that drunk driving is common and accepted in some parts of the Third World (hence immigrant drunk drivers) but I suspect that few know about the prevalence of this sort of abuse. How many other toxic social customs do immigrants bring to America? That liberals close their eyes to? (That’s a rhetorical question.) All Cultures Are The Same.™
A good number of the leftists I’ve known did betray toxic resentment of others’ success. Some would try to hide this, knowing that it was poor tactics to reveal such un-high-minded, highly personal feelings, but they would let the mask slip and say the most revealing things.
The Mayor of Casterbridge starts off with the titular character selling his wife and child. This was presented as unusual but not unprecedented or unlawful.
No particular point to make, it just came to mind.
As I said earlier in the thread,
At the time, I didn’t have the experience to fully grasp what I was hearing, or to deliver the now-obvious rebuttals. But I did recognise the psychology in play as incompatible. Which I’m pretty sure has saved me a lot of aggravation.
A good number of the leftists I’ve known did betray toxic resentment of others’ success.
Not only did Marx create Marxism, he was its first Chief Resentment Officer.
I favor a return to the traditional view that actors and musicians are on the same moral level as street prostitutes and should be treated accordingly. 😀 That would certainly be more sensible than treating them as fonts of knowledge and wisdom.
There’s a reason envy is among the seven deadly sins. The other six also seem well represented among leftists.
Bit harsh on the street prostitutes don’t you think? They generally provide much more value for the money than actors and musicians.
But I strongly suspect that this is rather common and accepted in parts of the Third World
A former acquaintance of mine used to travel to China every summer as part of a lavish teach outreach program. This involved flying to parts of China away from the usual tourist cities. She said that as she walked to the plane at the end of the trp, the fence around the airstrip was lined with women thrusting their infant children at her in the hopes she would take them.
I’d somehow missed the reference to these tasty vittles.
[ Taps box, boils water. ]
Haven’t any interest in knowing how you came to conclude ‘tasty’ is the right word.
Since the phrase is used here with some frequency . . .
[ Water boiling intensifies. ]
bastardy used to be shameful. Feminists and liberals decried this shaming as “unfair” and not kind. Oh, and fish not needing a bicycle and all that. But we see now that women raising kids alone do a shit job, especially with boys. We are paying the price for eliminating shame. It is due to the welfare state which gives single moms $. So kids don’t starve or something. But you get more of what you subsidize.
Is ‘Christian Supremacist‘ even a thing?
It is due to the welfare state which gives single moms $. So kids don’t starve or something
We hear much about “toxic masculinity”, but little about toxic femininity, of which hypergamy and malignant compassion are merely two of the most obvious behaviours.
Is ‘Christian Supremacist‘ even a thing?
Not since around the 11th and the 13th centuries…
[ PTSD intensifies. ]
I have run into a very few self-professed Christians who say that they regard all non-Christians as enemies.
But I classify “Christian supremacist” with “Christian nationalist” and “Christianist” as merely malicious rhetoric designed to de-legitimize and eventually outlaw Christianity.