G-String Blues
Attention, unenlightened beings. You must continue doing the work until you are aroused by the fat, neck-bearded woman:
No one likes a fat go-go dancer, honey. pic.twitter.com/tpMUPjwDj1
— Heidi (@HeidiBriones) December 18, 2023
Now shove that twenty bucks in her G-string, goddammit.
Update, via the comments:
John D adds, not unreasonably,
Little Miss Hairy Neck does seem to be offloading the burden of her chosen profession. Sort of, “You should fancy me regardless of how I look or behave. I shouldn’t have to be a pleasing shape or an agreeable person.” Which, it has to be said, is a big ask. But then, the egalitarian redistribution of erotic interest is a recurring theme of woke rumblings.
Mags, meanwhile, is amused by Lady Neckbeard’s claim of being “really honest” while framing the limited interest in her physique as entirely the fault of other, insufficiently effortful people. A bold move.
Given our oversized go-go dancer’s chosen activities, and her expectation that strangers should want to stuff cash into her knickers, I suspect that our hefty temptress is the one who “still has a lot of work to do.” I mean, it’s not unlike complaining that people aren’t rushing to buy your unattractive, poorly-made furniture. “Yes, the chairs do wobble, and the legs will fall off if you shift your weight even slightly, but people should still want them…”
Oh, and as I’m busy with some last-minute redecorating, open thread.
I think you are describing every damn day of the week.
[ Ponders how Mark Steyn manages to sound so cheerful. ]
I KNOW, RIGHT?
[ Returns from supermarket cheese aisle. ]
Still no damn Wensleydale.
He has a small role in Cary Grant’s last movie Walk, Don’t Run.
Mark Steyn is an oddity. His thoughts and themes are sane and serious — but he writes like a maniac. — Martin Amis
He has a small role in everything.
I shouldn’t laugh.
Little Miss ‘how do u have time for ur life’ has been laid off.
Little miss laid off: she looks like she is used to people doing things for her because she is pretty. The nails are a give-away. She should try the makeup counter at Macy’s.
George Takei: it is a typical leftist reaction–he gets no roles because he is a meh actor but blames it on being gay….which no one even knew about back then. Unfaaaaiiiiir!!!
You can’t charge us, we’re professional protesters.
Even funnier: ugly leftist women with the same attitude.
To the Scorpion Pit with them!
A leftist who is a narcissist? Would it hurt his feelings to say that in this, too, he is unremarkable?
But to be scrupulously fair, I really do not know much of anything about his acting career outside of Star Trek, which limits what I can say about his talent.
I hope Steyn’s good humor is not a mask for a depressive personality. (So many humorists are, after all.) I’d hate for him to be suffering in private.
If you really *think* about it the way shim wants us to think about it . . . why does shim dance without clothing? Doesn’t shim – who dances without clothes – make more money than some other shim who dances with clothing on? Isn’t that explicit clothesism? Shouldn’t shim be anti-clothesism?
In fact, since we’re pondering that line of thought, why does shim “dance” at all? Isn’t dancing just an expression of able-ism? Why does shim with better rhythm and less clothes get more tips? Isn’t shim’s complaint, really then, just about reinforcing clothesism and rhythmism?
At an even more base level, isn’t this REALLY just about hierarchies? Why shouldn’t everyone be entitled to equal tips from everyone else, just for existing?