Adhesive Not Included
Or, Wooing And Titillation, The Transgender Way.
It has to be said that, until today, hot prosthetic pics is a series of words I’ve had little cause to use. But we must, I’m told, make an effort to keep up with The Current Thing, and thereby become engorged with sensitivity and whatnot. And so, from the Reddit forum r/ftm – where ladies who wish to be perceived as men seek out the counsel of their peers – I bring you this:
The photos she sends me are definitely nsfw… So I wanna be able to take sexy photos for her too. I just wanted to know if the fact it’s… a prosthetic would be weird to her if she thought about it or whatever.
In the subsequent comments, affirmation ensues:
Eliza Mondegreen adds, “Peak It’s the thought that counts.”
Previously and related, this dysmorphic being – a “Latinx genderfluid personal trainer” and a “trans 2Spirit DEI consultant,” pronouns “they/he/she” – opted for a “seven-inch in a tan colour.” With additional adhesive.
Best used on a clean, dry surface.
For those who wish to know more, there are, of course, online shopping options. Viewer discretion is advised.
Update, via the comments, on being a parent with a pseudo-penis:
However, the children, we’re assured, “have seen my adult toys.”
Also, open thread. Share ye links and bicker.
That boat has already sailed.
Well, during the customary range of uses to which it may be put. the real deal isn’t usually in any danger of detaching and ending up on the carpet, or rolling across the floor of the local gym.
But hush, there are ladies listening. And we don’t want any fainting.
Cis hwites bad…
…why, they are not even human.
Considering that I was eating while reading this there was a bit of choking – on my dinner! – as I busted out laughing at that mental image (I could not watch the whole video).
They’ve got to be sticking it up front and not suspended from underneath, if there’s glue involved. And there must be some kind of adhesive remover to dissolve the glue, otherwise it would be worse than a Brazilian wax – there’d be torn skin.
The more I read about these people I come to the conclusion that both the fake women and the fake men have no clue what the real deal they’re striving for feels like, how it behaves, or even what it looks like. It’s like they all have some cartoon porn idea of anatomy and presentation.
You’re an evil person for laughing. But it would take a heart of stone not to laugh.
“It’s like they all have some cartoon porn idea of anatomy and presentation.”
they also have a cartoon idea of reality, relationships, and the economy
Quick, grab the Flex Seal! Even works underwater!
(Those across the pond may wish to research that…)
So my X (twitter) feed has been 95% conspiracy theory stuff–including flat earther stuff–for the past two days. I’m totally passive on X, I don’t search anything, I don’t post anything, I don’t re-X, comment or even like. I only view content linked from news feeds and blogs.
Is it just me? Most of the stuff is garbage.
But the children, we’re assured, “have seen my adult toys.”
But the children, we’re assured, “have seen my adult toys.”
Yes, but how and why mummy uses her Big Jim Slade Autograph Model™ was done in a “child friendly manner”, and isn’t that really the important thing?
I mean, you wouldn’t want them learning that stuff in school would you?
Oh, wait a tic.
That seems to be the least of your problems.
It seems to me that if there are fewer familiar and fixed points against which to add the fantasy
There are a couple of characters in Netflix’s Frankenstein Chronicles that are played by black actors. The characters are not black, but it’s at least possible that they could be – and the constant puzzlement of whether they were in fact black and how this fit into the overall narrative was a mighty distraction from the rest of the plot. A veritable Chekhov’s artillery battery. It’s worse because much of the plot revolves around whether the protagonist is just hallucinating everything.
Well, again, that’s the thing. The gimmicky, self-satisfied race-swapping is basically another obstacle to immersion in the story, such as it is. It’s another contrivance, among so many, that one is obliged to get past in order to find the entertainment. Such as it is.