Remedial Measures
Lifted from the comments, which of course you’re reading:
I particularly liked, “Albinos do not have gold nuggets stored inside their skulls.” Though the reminder that “In the UK, we do not shit in the street” also has a certain relevance. Oh, and if the one about public masturbation seems too outlandish, I have news.
And remember, dear reader. This is where we are.
“Attempting to do so may impact your asylum claim”
The only ones we haven’t seen for real are cannibalism and human sacrifice.