Friday Ephemera (702)
All the fun of the fair. || All the fun of the fair 2. || Today’s word is fulsome. || It has its own tracking ID. || Yeah, screw those ambulances trying to get to an emergency, says she. || The thrill of can openers. || Incoming. || When you’re getting married and you want glamour and spectacle. || He went exploring. || “She’s more of a woman than I am.” || Modernity is a helluva thing. || Inadvisable. || Impression made. || Parking dispute. || We put the clever ones in reality shows. || “Use your eyes. This isn’t rocket science.” || Always respect the media. || The progressive retail experience, parts 517, 518, 519, 520, 521, 522, and 523. || Erotic bathroom scenes. || Today’s other word is tool. || Love and fentanyl. || The last thing that will ever happen. || And finally, a matter of some urgency.
If tempted, you can follow me on X / Twitter.
To register with the blog and thereby enable extra commenting options – including @username mentions and live notifications – scroll down to the black ‘Meta’ box at the very bottom of the page. It’s free and quite painless.
Frist
“She’s more of a woman than I am.”
I’ll take supervillains in an LGBQT Batman movie for 100 please Alex.
Earlier this week my wife showed me a video, just one video, like this and says to me, “Look at what people are doing.” I told her that every week for about a year or so, possibly longer, you post a half dozen such clips. I sensed she didn’t believe me. I showed her three of these just now and now she’s mad. Hopefully not at me but…I’ll have to get back to you on that.
Once again the podium is inside a car, which given the popularity of these pulpits, amongst deranged women, must rank them as impregnable safe spaces. Indeterminate sex aside, a bull ring in the nose always adds a touch of glamour.
“Incoming.“
Gravity is just a white man’s inven…SHIT! RUN!
So two women live there but the house is still a mess… *ducks*
Morning, all.
Heh. I say again, heh.
I think you should grab a sleeping bag and head for the neighbour’s garage. You know it’s inevitable.
And she does rather blurt out the mentality in play among such creatures – the urge to frustrate and dominate others, the non-reciprocal narcissism. One more time: They are not good people. They do not mean well.
This week’s freak show doesn’t disappoint.
Ah, but he had “a bit of a jarring experience,” you see. Unlike the bank staff who had to put up with his shit. And who were scolded for failing to see a six-foot-tall man with pink hair and eyeliner as suddenly a woman.
The whole thing is, of course, an inversion, a lie. Including the instruction to “use your eyes.” The one thing chappie doesn’t want the rest of us to do is use our eyes. Or our ears. Or indeed anything between them.
He just wants us to pretend and obey.
“Hell is other people.”
Another bulletin from an hermetically sealed studio on wheels.
Those three blood blisters on the lower lip could not be more symmetrical. Another all lonesome on his nose. Inflammation powdered over presumably.
It’s like some diabolical test of human patience.
If the other passengers were to beat him around the head with shoes, then throw him out of the nearest door, preferably somewhere over the Atlantic, this would not be entirely unwarranted or unfair.
By the way, the fruits of all that utter toolery can be savoured here.
“Use your eyes. This isn’t rocket science.”
And yet, he relies on very binary and stereotypical thinking to make his point, saying that they should know because he is wearing a dress and has on makeup. Because that’s what makes a woman, I guess.
Erotic bathroom scenes
I would like to think the boyfriend then excused himself, saying he had to go get a pack of cigarettes, packed a bag, and left.
[ Sounds of Stephanie shovelling contents of garden into bathroom. ]
These two statements can both be true.
By the way, the fruits of all that utter toolery can be savoured here.
Which is why one should pay extra to sit up front in the adult seats on real airlines.
That can’t be real… can it?
Frankly, the chap looks like it might be a regular occurrence.
I see #RIPDoctorWho is trending.
I prefer rose petals.
Surely every bride in a white dress wants fresh horseshit on the dancefloor?
It passes the time.
Question asked.
Question asked.
I don’t think there is any risk of that ever happening.
Well, there is that. But it’s curious just how often these things are some variation of, “But can’t I just play dress-up forever?”
Or glorified parasitism.
They do things differently over there.
Ambulances: In Manhattan the gridlock gets so bad it shows up in failure to get to hospital in time for heart attack victims–ie more deaths. Sure, just being picky.
There was canned food for a long time before can openers. Also lighters existed for decades before matches. Inventing is hard.
Wedding: we went to one where the bride and groom vanished for an hour and then showed up in a horse drawn carriage–did not tell anyone why they were going to be gone so long (or maybe was a screw-up). Horse carriage NOT in the ballroom to be clear.
Back in the good old days, a bloke walking down the street in drag would attract a train of small boys calling out “Why ya wearing a dress mister?” “Gis a kiss!” “ee’s a nuttah!” And so on untill he ran home and put his trousers back on. This was called “checks and balances” and very effective it was too.
As noted here,
Bears repeating, I think.
By the way, if you like fish pie, I can recommend these.
#DaveDoesDiningTips
Is that the new Meals on Wheels?
Of course! Then she can use it for the erotic bathroom scenes.
I thought Al Lewis died.
Once the authorities started persecuting those morally upstanding citizens who wanted “No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs” it’s been all down hill from there.
Erotic bathroom scenes
Is it just me, or is she a bit of pig.
Who knew Peppa has an OnlyFans?
That’s Boxing Day sorted.
It passes the time.
Well the game is called cornhole.
You seem to know an awful lot about it. Just sayin’.
Just sayin’.
It passes the time.
Modern crime-busting.
Living in fear of the police.
Living in fear of the police 2.
And he looked like such a nice young man!
How diverse.
Erotic bathroom scenes
Destructive deer-eating ‘super pigs’ invade northern US from Canada
Never trust a man who keeps pigs. It’s a piece of advice that has served me well lo these many years.
At last, one of… these.
How . . . spiritual.