Friday Ephemera (769)
Hippo expresses displeasure. || For the hungry among you. || So how was your day? || It was, alas, a very long drive. || Logo outrage. || An athletic use of the buttocks. || Obstruction of note. || Today’s word is ambitious. || FBI artefacts. || “It seems like here in Portland there is this super-big need for spiritual care.” || Meet the Bin Men, 1976. || Artful bouncing. || The thrill of martial arts. || She feels that a lot of assumptions are being made about her. || Choices were made. || You may gasp when ready. || We have ignition. || Wanted woman. || What the hell are people doing? A planet-wide statistical extrapolation. || Towing is hard. || A noteworthy indifference. || Incoming. || Niche skills. || New speech rules update issued. || Luminous. || A little steep, I grant you, but on the upside it is organic.
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Testing 1 2 3… Testing 1 2 3
I laughed and I’m not sorry. Chirp!
The really fun part is retrieving the ping pong balls.
Over 18% leisure. Damn! Those are communism numbers.
Not any more.
No jury in the land . . .
Po isn’t looking good.
I’ll allow the O, because it may look too short visually if it’s perfectly lined up to the pixel.
Well, if she’s gonna cleave that much, they should put it to good use.
The theory I heard was that, as humans evolved from chimps – or something like chimps – and moved to having face-to-face sex (heterosexually, anyway), breasts provided many of the same sexual signals to men as buttocks had previously.
Surely this is not the first time the subject has been studied?!?
HBOCD
Into the nearest tree?
Morning, all.
Priorities.
The problem, as so often, is how to get rid of the body.
[ Slurps coffee. ]
‘A little steep, I grant you, but on the upside it is organic.’
Never mind the price, look at the size!
Anyone who has lit up a fart will not be surprised by the blue flame
[ Julia books flight to California. ]
Top notch work and very little, if any, bumping
It’s deeply antisocial, but you sort of have to admire the persistence.
nice
I’m just going to leave these here.
[ Looks at ladies. ]
They just get off on telling other people what to do.
Close enough.
Today’s other word is parenting.
Alternative words may come to mind.