Wokeness And Woo, Together Again
Time for another tug on the teats of super-woke theorising:
White people ‘can’t dance’ because white-ness is a traumatized state that is disconnected from the body.
Set aside those thoughts of ballet, Footloose and MGM musicals. We must press on.
Colonization/Westernization has profoundly impacted the way we move our bodies. Just think about even this little fact: most non-European people didn’t wear pants before colonization, and if they did, they were not tight.
Tight pants. The obvious tool with which to oppress the Brown-And-Noble-By-Default.
We also generally didn’t sit on chairs. We squatted or sat on the ground. Many of our cultures didn’t glorify tight muscular abs.
Damn you, White Devil, conquering the world with chairs. And defined abdominals.
Our bodies ‘moved’ completely differently before colonization/Westernization. We had a much greater sense of the lower body and abdomen.
In short, the Brown-And-Noble-By-Default “have been white-ified,” which is “trauma.” You see,
White-ness… is an energetic imbalance caused by a loss of spinal fluidity and awareness of the lower body. Emotional energy becomes concentrated in the upper body, particularly gathering in the mind. To live in a world dominated by white-ness is to live in an environment that denies and protects white-ness as embodied trauma.
If that’s insufficiently persuasive,
White-ness is traumatization itself.
The “white body,” it turns out, is a “state of disconnection between mind and body. It is ungrounded and cannot feel the earth.” And which therefore has to be corrected, by an expert, a healer, for $200 an hour.
Such are the mental rumblings of Tada Hozumi, whose pronouns, we learn, are “them/they.” Because of course they are.
I’m a genderqueer therapist of colour (Japanese) based in both Unceded Coast Salish Territories (so-called Canadian Pacific North West) and Tio’tia:ke (so-called Montreal).
Our “cultural somatic therapist” is schooled in,
the practice of consciously facilitating the co-healing of individual and cultural bodies, through the principles of trauma-informed body-centred healing.
Said being’s areas of expertise include,
‘Western’ healing modalities such as expressive arts therapy (which I am certified in), somatic therapy, and dance movement therapy.
And,
Afro-diasporic popular dance, specifically ‘popping’.
Chair-appreciating White Devils with limited spinal fluidity are doubtless trembling in terror.
Update:
In the comments, Alice notes,
They love to ‘other’ people based on race. We used to have a word for that.
Indeed. It would seem that our woke betters have merely changed the label, from racist to anti-racist, while their mental habits are much the same as those of the archetypal bigot, only less inhibited by social disapproval. Hence the overt glee in pathologising people of pallor. The ones who apparently can’t dance on account of their “energetic imbalance” and a “loss of spinal fluidity.” And so, we’re told that a “white body… cannot feel the earth.” Lacking, as it does, that Sino-Negro-Indo-Aboriginal ectoplasm.
And the overlap of wokeness and ludicrous New Age woo has been noted here many times. Whether it’s “social justice theorists” telling us that minority students shouldn’t be expected to deliver coursework promptly or pay much attention in class, being, as they are, so utterly alien, akin to leprechauns, to the woke-lings at Everyday Feminism and Wear Your Voice, who regularly enthuse about witchcraft, tree-pushing and magic sea shells, along with a thrilling array of quite serious mental health issues.
There is, I think, a pattern.
Via Damian Counsell.
Previously in the World of Woo.
“White-ness… is an energetic imbalance caused by a loss of spinal fluidity”
Kubrick was onto this more than half a century ago.
https://youtu.be/N1KvgtEnABY?t=68
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Modest donation made. You make me smile.
Happy to. And bless you, sir. May you be spared the frustrations of a self-tangling steam-iron power cord.
Funny how you can count on ‘woke’ people to sound racist.
“Afro-diasporic popular dance” you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGtOT1tIAwg
Sterling stuff.
Our bodies ‘moved’ completely differently before colonization/Westernization.
“Our”?
“Our”?
It is a tad presumptuous. Presumably, we’re supposed to believe that all non-white people were fundamentally different from BadWhitey™ – but, oddly enough, all in exactly the same way, all “feeling the earth” and having more “spinal fluidity.” On account of all that squatting. And a lack of tight trousers.
United in their non-whiteness, as it were.
Funny how you can count on ‘woke’ people to sound racist.
Reliably so.
White-ness… is an energetic imbalance caused by a loss of spinal fluidity
That’s $200 well spent.
From his exposition:
I might have added the correction.
Meanwhile, actually trying to make sense of WTF “cultural somatics” is supposed to be…
…and…
SJW & Alphabet People boilerplate, had to be in there somewhere.
…doubtless trembling in terror. Who know doing The Robot was still a thing, but if that wasn’t what he as doing, he might want to see a doctor.
OTOH, he might be on to something with wypipo and tight pants.
‘Western’ healing modalities such as expressive arts therapy (which I am certified in), somatic therapy, and dance movement therapy.
I’m certain that “they” are indeed certifiable. 😉
“Our”?
“Our name is Legion.”
“the Brown-And-Noble-By-Default” yes, so much progress in Africa and the Caribbean as result of this attribute. and I hear your people still enslavec your own in Africa as well.
I find it only fitting that woke rhymes with broke.
The attached is a perfect summation of all my suspicions regarding the woke.
http://www.rachaelalaia.com/rachael
we’re supposed to believe that all non-white people were fundamentally different from BadWhitey™
Clearly.
Just out of curiosity, this wasn’t a marketing presentation to the Chiropractic convention was it?
…we’re supposed to believe that all non-white people were fundamentally different from BadWhitey™…
Yes, because Whiteness™ is a malignant and parasitic condition.
It seems he slept through the parasitology lectures in med school, regardless, I am curious about the whole “biologically white” thing, which seems to imply PoC can also be Wypipo™, which could be a problem…
Apparently this was from a talk in South Africa, which would appear to mean the
gooddoctor does not exactly keep up with South African current events.Just out of curiosity, this wasn’t a marketing presentation to the Chiropractic convention was it?
Could be, but I am pretty sure this was*.
*Bonus yte dancing or Sydenham’s Chorea, not sure which.
“I believe that Europe was the first place modern colonization happened and I empathize with the grief that comes with acknowledging this.”
Ah yes, the disaster that was The Enlightenment. The germ Theory of Disease, electricity, flush toilets and sewers, such a -burden-.
Wife dragged me to dancing lessons so we could dance properly at oldest sons wedding.
I was shocked to learn that ballroom dancing is bloody difficult, that I am not half so well coordinated as I thought and that white people do indeed dance rather well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfgYN8eg2rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW_OR_zb9OU
@Fred Z,
That second one is Cha Cha, so cultural appropriation, etc. etc.
OTOH, here are wypipo not dancing.
Tight pants. The obvious tool with which to oppress the Brown-And-Noble-By-Default.
If there wasn’t a Monty Python sketch with this, there should’ve been.
When the Left dragged “progressive” back out of the closet as a way to flatter themselves, the question many unbelievers asked was: progress towards what?
Little did any of know that answer would be: Timecube.
Tight pants.
Band name.
…the
gooddoctor does not exactly keep up with South African current events.An axiom of pathological ideologies:
The more reality diverges from the script, the more the script must diverge from reality.
When I say ‘white’ this doesn’t equal European. I understand that there are long and unique histories of European peoples that I can’t speak to as I am not the expert. For me white begins in the ‘enlightenment’ era where reason came to the forefront of European society.
Is this where he claims to be truly ‘woke’ and ‘anti-white’ is to be irrational?
Makes perverse sense.
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I was shocked to learn that ballroom dancing is bloody difficult, that I am not half so well coordinated as I thought and that white people do indeed dance rather well.
Paso doble? You call that paso doble?
White people ‘can’t dance’
Is Hozumi trying to say is that black folk got rhythm? The 1950s called — they want their memes back.
I put myself through college working as a nursing tech/gofer/bouncer on an adult psychiatric unit at a large metropolitan teaching hospital. Back then, patients who perseverated on this type of paranoid word salad had their Thorazine dosage increased.
Funny how you can count on ‘woke’ people to sound racist.
It’s curious just how often the woke-lings want to stress the mystical exoticness of people with skin that isn’t white, or slightly less white, as if they were akin to leprechauns. And so, minority students are actually magical beings whose grades will apparently benefit from “cleansing ceremonies” and “the burning of medicines.”
Salish Territories (so-called Canadian Pacific North West)
Geography, yet another Patriarchal White Supremacist tool of oppression, indicates that these territories are actually in the South West corner of Canada, but whatever.
And, of course, I must remember to go drop trou and squat in the woods in order to relieve my trauma. It wouldn’t be the first time.
most non-European people didn’t wear pants before colonization, and if they did, they were not tight.
When I place my legs in a cage of Spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
When I place my legs in a cage of Spandex
I’m now unsure whether to throw Franklin’s coat into the street, after setting it on fire, or hand him a large complimentary cocktail.
It’s curious just how often the woke-lings want to stress the mystical exoticness of people with skin that isn’t white…
Yes, the Magical Negro trope is a real thing.
So the exquisitely graceful Fred Astaire was descended from African ancestors and was guilty of whiteface?
a loss of spinal fluidity you say
Is Hozumi trying to say that black folk got rhythm?
For more woke racism, have you heard of the sun people/ice people myth? Hardcore racism from black nut jobs.
Franklin, I salute your linking to Leslie Hall regardless of how David decides to reward you for it.
“most non-European people didn’t wear pants before colonization”
Yes, and shoes were likewise a new and confusing technology for your ancestors. Stagnation is not an achievement.
“Tight pants.
Band name.”
Almost right with the name.
Behold the baneful effect of over-restrictive underwear.
https://youtu.be/WScEJKNMdgI
“Heavens, a button. I wonder what it does.”
It lightens the pocket though not the soul.
Tin rattled.
“There are multiple layers of truth in my understanding. Being ‘white’ in the context of this world does mean ‘white’ people, with their privilege, generalized behaviours and ideas. BUT it is also true that whiteness is a social construct and no one is actually ‘white’.”
Next time that I’m accused of being full of white privilege, I’ll let my accuser know that I have it on good authority that I am not “actually ‘white’,” soo f* off!
My gender is Oldfart and my pronouns are “Grump” and “Grumps”
My gender is Oldfart and my pronouns are “Grump” and “Grumps”
When woke idiots pester me I am a Person of Choler. 🙂
Stagnation is not an achievement.
That.
Not a story of cats just not giving a f@#k. No it has much deeper meaning.
https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2020/01/23/42646869/do-i-hate-my-new-cat-because-hes-black
Funny that in Japan, the land of his ancestors, having white skin is highly prized (gazillions spent on ‘whitening’ cream) who knew it was just so they didn’t have to dance or sit on the floor. I also suggest they’d be none too happy to be referred to as people of color.
The reason the black cat doesn’t like his owner is that the cat is aware that the owner is a woke moron.
I’m white and until my hip went bad I could dance just fine.
Finally, in 5 years my black sister-in-law has caught nothing but the occasional cold from my brother.
Harrumph.
Also, happy Chinese New Year 🧧!
Tin rattled.
Bless you, sir. May you never be obliged to sit through Police Academy 5.
It’s curious just how often the woke-lings want to stress the mystical exoticness of people with skin that isn’t white, or slightly less white, as if they were akin to leprechauns. And so, minority students are actually magical beings whose grades will apparently benefit from “cleansing ceremonies” and “the burning of medicines.”
They love to ‘other’ people based on race. We used to have a word for that.